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  • HAPPY BOY
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-10-05
    • 7109

    #1
    How do you get rid of an old fling
    Guys this broad is a staulker. man i told her It was a fling. Im not leaving my wife Im not giving up my marriage. Fvck this girl doesn't get it. I may need to change my cell phone or put a hit on the bitch. Sad part is I told her I was married and it was all for fun.
  • Timetopay
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 12-27-07
    • 781

    #2
    joke right?
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    • HAPPY BOY
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-10-05
      • 7109

      #3
      I wish dude. My financial future may be on the line
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      • MrFresh
        SBR Sharp
        • 02-27-08
        • 269

        #4
        Hire someone to fix the problem for you.
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        • Robyn
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-05-08
          • 9681

          #5
          Please stop talking about me as if I were just a piece of meat!

          heartless....just heartless.

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          • tacomax
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-10-05
            • 9619

            #6
            You'll get some good advice from BAUS.
            Originally posted by pags11
            SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
            Originally posted by BuddyBear
            I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
            Originally posted by curious
            taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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            • BadNina
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 11-27-07
              • 10491

              #7
              Robyn....put the bunny down!
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              • suzysuzy
                SBR High Roller
                • 04-05-07
                • 181

                #8
                Originally posted by HAPPY BOY
                Guys this broad is a staulker. man i told her It was a fling. Im not leaving my wife Im not giving up my marriage. Fvck this girl doesn't get it. I may need to change my cell phone or put a hit on the bitch. Sad part is I told her I was married and it was all for fun.
                are you that confident your wife will never read this????
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                • goldengoat
                  SBR MVP
                  • 11-25-05
                  • 3239

                  #9
                  tell her you have AIDS
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                  • Sportsgirl
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-10-06
                    • 4493

                    #10
                    Try not sticking your penis in people who are not your wife. In the long run, this will help.
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                    • katstale
                      SBR MVP
                      • 02-07-07
                      • 3924

                      #11
                      Originally posted by goldengoat
                      tell her you have AIDS
                      Actually not a bad idea. Second to that, is you are deep in debt to a "connected" bookie and all the people close to you are now targets!!
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                      • BadNina
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-27-07
                        • 10491

                        #12
                        Oohhh Bawlsmack!!!
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                        • HAPPY BOY
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-10-05
                          • 7109

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                          Try not sticking your penis in people who are not your wife. In the long run, this will help.
                          100% correct SG. This was a mistake I made a while ago. Think Im just gonna change my cell phone and stop being nice to this girl. I love my wife and was a douche bag for ever getting caught up in this crap. We were having maritial problems when this occured. That was over 1 year ago. Take care of your significant other. When you take someone for granted I.E no longer make them feel wanted (thats men and women) they may find this with someone else. A simple kiss and a hug when you get home from work or a "hey you look nice" does wonders to ones self.
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                          • Willie Bee
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 02-14-06
                            • 15726

                            #14
                            Best way to keep this from happening is have enough respect for your wife not to get involved with it in the first place.
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                            • thezbar
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-29-06
                              • 6424

                              #15
                              Invite the stalker out to lunch somewhere isolated explaining to her you have some issues to discuss. Stop by the poor part of town and employee a young male hispanic day laborer. Once to get to the meeting place explain to her you are going though a midlife crisis and have discovered the sinful pleasures of "playing for the other team" { smile at your buddy }. Tell her you need some space to explore your sexually. Tell her you may be game for some three way action in a few months, Butt at the moment your new friend is kind of shy! Part on good terms'
                              Odds are she'll soon forget about Happy Boy and leave you be.
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                              • purecarnagge
                                SBR MVP
                                • 10-05-07
                                • 4843

                                #16
                                dude tell your wife... why should you hide it... she should just check the cell phone records anyways...she might even already know...

                                if your really lucky you might even get a 3 sum out of the deal...

                                if your unlucky she might be ****ing around on you...
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                                • suzysuzy
                                  SBR High Roller
                                  • 04-05-07
                                  • 181

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by HAPPY BOY
                                  100% correct SG. This was a mistake I made a while ago. Think Im just gonna change my cell phone and stop being nice to this girl. I love my wife and was a douche bag for ever getting caught up in this crap. We were having maritial problems when this occured. That was over 1 year ago. Take care of your significant other. When you take someone for granted I.E no longer make them feel wanted (thats men and women) they may find this with someone else. A simple kiss and a hug when you get home from work or a "hey you look nice" does wonders to ones self.
                                  i hate when guys (and girls for that matter) feel like it's somehow justified to cheat. never.
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                                  • Robyn
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-05-08
                                    • 9681

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by suzysuzy
                                    i hate when guys (and girls for that matter) feel like it's somehow justified to cheat. never.
                                    I agree, suzy.

                                    Men are men. Humans are animals. One good thing about my husband and myself is that we are not afraid to experiment. But, bringing other people into the picture is not always a good idea unless you are both on the exact same page.
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                                    • 5 star bomb
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 10-12-07
                                      • 5370

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by suzysuzy
                                      i hate when guys (and girls for that matter) feel like it's somehow justified to cheat. never.

                                      If the girl isnt satisfying the guy on a regular basis cheating is going to happen
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                                      • bettilimbroke999
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 02-04-08
                                        • 13254

                                        #20
                                        Aim and fire, the world will be less one ho
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                                        • Oscar
                                          SBR High Roller
                                          • 02-22-08
                                          • 154

                                          #21
                                          If this slut is truly infatuated with you, then you're unlikely to persuade her with the aids or gay ploys. If she's stalking you, you probably need to go ahead and rub her out. Unfortunately, the "hit" solution is pricey - upwards of $10K in most cities. Best of luck man. You'll need it.

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                                          • purecarnagge
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 10-05-07
                                            • 4843

                                            #22
                                            do demeaning sex acts with her until she's had enough and leaves... charge her to date you thats option 2
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