What Was Your First Date Like?

[Cougar Bait]

Or your first time with a woman?

Mine was 1992. Her Mom picked us up in her family van.



I decided we would go see the movie "Aladdin."



Turned out to be a good choice as it depicted a young man trying to win the affections of a sexually repressed and slightly bi-curious girl.

The whole movie I was sweating it. Then, at the end, I made my big move.



I went for it. I held her hand. I was sweating the whole time, wasn't sure if she liked me or not. Later I bragged about it to my old more experienced friends and they laughed. I wasn't humiliated though, I knew more was in store. I went to another movie with this girl. This time I had big plans.

As the gambler I would later become I stuck with Robin Williams and chose "Toys" as our next date.



Bad move. Watching two full hours of blondie Robin Williams laugh at his own immature mischief is nothing short of painful. However, during the credits I did pull of my first kiss, which was probably equally painful, but lasted the entire time and I was fully aroused afterwards and had to walk behind her on the way back to her Mom's van.

[brooks85]

my first date was a tim mcgraw concert in 7th grade, made my move in the photo booth. In hindsight the date sucked, I should have been more aggressive.

[Brock Landers]

Saw U2 at the world music theater in tinley park, il (zoo TV tour)

September 1992

Saw the movie "Singles" the week later

Still think about this girl so many years later

[Footballtime]

Brock, what was HIS name? FBT

[flyingillini]

Saw U2 at the world music theater in tinley park, il (zoo TV tour)

September 1992

Saw the movie "Singles" the week later

Still think about this girl so many years later

You didn't go out on a date until 1992? Aren't you 37? Orale Brock!

[Cougar Bait]

Damn Brock was a late bloomer.

[C-Gold]

Didn't kiss the girl, but I grabbed her boobs. They were big!

[QuantumLeap]

I went to our Mistletoe Dance in high school which was 10 days after my 16th birthday so I could drive for the first time. It was her 15th birthday. After the dance we ended up parked on a country road and I felt her up. Never did get to 3rd base with her.

[sickler]

First date we were both 13. Went to see a movie. I fingered her in the darkened theater. I don't remember what movie was playing, just the stinky finger.

[jjgold]

With a Cutlass, went to some silly movie

Nothing happened, she had red hair, I had red hair at the time

Was gambling small, I met her at HS

17 yrs old

After that really could not put it together with women

[zam77]

First date we were both 13. Went to see a movie. I fingered her in the darkened theater. I don't remember what movie was playing, just the stinky finger.

... the dreaded stinky finger

[C-Gold]

With a Cutlass, went to some silly movie

Nothing happened, she had red hair, I had red hair at the time

Was gambling small, I met her at HS

17 yrs old

After that really could not put it together with women

Everybody is telling stories about their first dates when they were 12-18 years old and you had to throw in that you were gambling small back then?

[stevek173]

I am trying to remember.

I think it was H.

I took her to a diner then we had sex it moved quick I was an up and coming volleyball star in those parts and I wasn't even very good but it came easy and so did she

shit got different and holy cow did it evolve

all I have to say

kids be good

[Cougar Bait]

I am trying to remember.

I think it was H.

I took her to a diner then we had sex it moved quick I was an up and coming volleyball star in those parts and I wasn't even very good but it came easy and so did she

shit got different and holy cow did it evolve

all I have to say

kids be good

Stevie you got laid on your first date?

You are a fukkin stud

[pavyracer]

My first date was with a hooker. I went to her door paid cash..got naked..she came in naked..we fukked..I left..went home and watched football.

[Cougar Bait]

My first date was with a hooker. I went to her door paid cash..got naked..she came in naked..we fukked..I left..went home and watched football.

I bet you were 14, and she didn't walk straight after that. Paver has a cock the size of Bobby's left arm.

[THE PROFIT]

went to the drive in, didnt wash my finger for 3 days to savor the smell. Then it was too fukin late. After the 3 days it wouldnt wash off & I smelled like snatch for over a week

[bobbyfk]

Paver has a cock the size of Bobby's left arm.

[THE PROFIT]

Bobby, go on your first date & report back

[Jessica]

Picnic at Stanley Park...beautiful.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

went to the drive in, didnt wash my finger for 3 days to savor the smell. Then it was too fukin late. After the 3 days it wouldnt wash off & I smelled like snatch for over a week

hahaha

I wish I remembered my first date....not really a fan of datess

[compaqDikk]

i pitched a tent in ms. dickie's class

[Cougar Bait]

i pitched a tent in ms. dickie's class

Compactor elaborate

[Killer_Demo]

damn i dont even remember...

[jjgold]

As we get older we realize what a waste of time dating a woman really is

Why would anyone want to be with someone all the time?? It actually in reality is abnormal and therefore relationships most of the time do not work no matter how much you think you like someone. I could not be in the company of a woman for more than 2hrs or so now. If more men realized this I think they would not live unhappy lives.

[stevek173]

As we get older we realize what a waste of time dating a woman really is

Why would anyone want to be with someone all the time?? It actually in reality is abnormal and therefore relationships most of the time do not work no matter how much you think you like someone. I could not be in the company of a woman for more than 2hrs or so now. If more men realized this I think they would not live unhappy lives.

But J there is the concept of having a teammate in every facet. From sucking you off to shopping with you to being there when you are sick to having your coffee ready to going to movies with you. J don't give up. It's great. I agree with your theory in the early going but there is no need to fold the cards because of it.

[thespeculator]

well , paid 80 bucks , if that counts as a date

[stevek173]

He picked me up about 9 and gave me flowers he smelled of musk and it was perfect.

He took me to a movie I don't remember the movie because whae he did with that popcorn container I didn't even know was physically possible - it was tough to stop giggling

Then we went to the beach where I'm not going to ever say what happened I blush just thinking about it

I hope I see him again one day he made me feel like such a natural woman he took my flower and he can always keep it

[jjgold]

But J there is the concept of having a teammate in every facet. From sucking you off to shopping with you to being there when you are sick to having your coffee ready to going to movies with you. J don't give up. It's great. I agree with your theory in the early going but there is no need to fold the cards because of it.

Stevey I gave up and plus when you look like me there is very little to chance to score with a 4 or higher

[pico]

didn't amount to anything on the first date. usually things happen after couple of drinks

[stevek173]

Stevey I gave up and plus when you look like me there is very little to chance to score with a 4 or higher

Make them laugh they love that shit then next thing you know they are giggling while your hands are in their naughties

[Cougar Bait]

Stevey I gave up and plus when you look like me there is very little to chance to score with a 4 or higher

JJ when was the last time you were with a woman you didn't pay for? I want the exact date, I know you have it written down somewhere.

[Bezmeticu]

My first date was full of embarassing moments, such as spilling a drink on my t-shirt or being late for five minutes, but I think it was nice experience

[bobbyfk]

Bobby, go on your first date & report back

[iifold]

Bobby, chicks are nothin but trouble... youre doing the right thing....make your money.. get situated... then go fukk around with some broads...