Hate kids

[stevek173]

Honestly they are just ******* annoying little selfish pieces of crap.

Yeah I know I was one. I don't care.

They are just stupid noisy headaches.

**** em.

[THE PROFIT]

I cant stand them either. I dont have kids, but the only thing I can imagine hating worse than other people kids is one of my own. Because on top of being an annoying little piece of shit he would be a smartass to boot

[brooks85]

[QuantumLeap]

I like most kids. But I was a counselor at a day camp at a church one summer and some of those kids were pure evil.

One kid (8 years old) brought a Playboy to day camp.

[THE PROFIT]

I like most kids. But I was a counselor at a day camp at a church one summer and some of those kids were pure evil.

One kid (8 years old) brought a Playboy to day camp.

now that kid I could probably deal with

[jw]

[QuantumLeap]

now that kid I could probably deal with

I didn't mind the fact that he was looking at it himself. Hell, his dad probably bought it for him. The part that bothered me was that he was showing it to the other kids. I'm sure that didn't go over well with their parents and that's the part that bothered me.

[will2survive]

I loved kids until I met a woman(my girlfriend) who has a nasty,demanding,selfish,annoying 7 year old. I don't know what to do.

[dynamite140]

You talking about the real little ones?

[Doug]

kids are really a pain in the ASS until they get to be about 7-8 years old, then they're OK for 5 years, then a PIA again.

[Jessica]

I think kids hate you too stevie.

[QuantumLeap]

I loved kids until I met a woman(my girlfriend) who has a nasty,demanding,selfish,annoying 7 year old. I don't know what to do.

The reason he is that way is because of her. She probably caters to his every whim and that's why he is so demanding and selfish.

Get used to playing second fiddle to the kid.

[stevek173]

I think kids hate you too stevie.

It's a funny thing. They love me. Because I am the fun guy, I play with them, throw a ball to them better than they ever saw, make them smile, then when they cry because they just like to I lead them to their parents.

[muldoon]

throw a ball to them better than they ever saw

LOL. You've got some special ball throwing skill that little kids migrate to?

[stevek173]

LOL. You've got some special ball throwing skill that little kids migrate to?

I meant a football wtf u thinking of dude with one of the best avatars I have seen?

[THE PROFIT]

do they cry because you nailed them in the nose with the football?

[tim0402]

we all used to be kids

[THE PROFIT]

Im great with kids, too. Kids love me, and Im okay with them too, just not constantly. I just dont want one of my own to feed & wipe the shit out of its ass & eyes, that kind of stuff. Im great babysitter, but horrible parent material

[THE PROFIT]

we all used to be kids

speak for yourself, Tim

[ACoochy]

Total dependency can be a bitch and its not like the little fukkers have a choice about it either Just gotta deal with the cards drawn stevey

[Poster X]

no kids of my own here and hang mostly with adults.

[stealthyburrito]

i used to hate em until i began volunteering at an elementary school for one of my classes.

i dunno why, but the kids loved me. the shit they do is so fukkin hilarious. the program i worked for stresses on us to not laugh at their bad behavior, but its friggin impossible not to.

where else can you break up a fight with three little boys pissing on each in the bathroom after an intense game of tag?

i shat myself big time with laughter.

[THE PROFIT]

I know, theres nothing funnier than a little boy being mean as hell!! Let me rephrase that "someone elses little boy"

[Finalnub]

hate em too. gdi they should know their places