Bar Stories

**Rod1010** · 12-17-10, 05:39 PM

yes . the woudnt even let me in

**tripleblack1705** · 12-17-10, 05:40 PM

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a bar. Ouch!

**OmgUrMom** · 12-17-10, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by Rod1010

yes . the woudnt even let me in

great story

**EDDIE MONEY LINE** · 12-17-10, 05:43 PM

waaaaaaaay too many

**EDDIE MONEY LINE** · 12-17-10, 05:44 PM

some might be included in the book haha

**ACoochy** · 12-17-10, 05:55 PM

Well seeing as we are telling bar stories here one afternoon at the local some random woman was giving me the eye. I responded in toe and thought nothing of it. About 45 mins or so go by when she approaches me and whispers that she 'has something that i want to see, but only in private' (she knew i was a ex stripper way back in the day and i found out later on that she had seen 1 of my shows)...Needless to say what proceeded was awesome... We fu%^ed at my place for about 30mins b4 i released in her 'other' hole and she was out the door within 2 mins after that as had to pick kids up from school.....Fukk yeah now thats what i call an efficient booty call boyz and damn did i feel cheap and loved it

GL....

**brooks85** · 12-17-10, 06:01 PM

ill go ahead with the first true story.

2 new year's eves ago I was in Nashville and this guy and his stripper girlfriend walk in and they think they own the place. They get to the bar and order shots of patron. Next thing I know the guy is puking all over the bar top.

**tmoney99** · 12-17-10, 06:09 PM

i saw a guy yack in the bar on friday night. welcome to walnut creek

**onetrickpony** · 12-17-10, 06:18 PM

well one day the girls gone wild bus was gonna stop in my town, but the bitchy milfs decided to protest so the bus skipped us and went to the next town, so i didnt see any

that night. the end.

**OmgUrMom** · 12-17-10, 06:22 PM

Originally posted by ACoochy

Well seeing as we are telling bar stories here one afternoon at the local some random woman was giving me the eye. I responded in toe and thought nothing of it. About 45 mins or so go by when she approaches me and whispers that she 'has something that i want to see, but only in private' (she knew i was a ex stripper way back in the day and i found out later on that she had seen 1 of my shows)...Needless to say what proceeded was awesome... We fu%^ed at my place for about 30mins b4 i released in her 'other' hole and she was out the door within 2 mins after that as had to pick kids up from school.....Fukk yeah now thats what i call an efficient booty call boyz and damn did i feel cheap and loved it

GL....

u were an ex-stripper?

did u work at chip and dales?

**Patrick McIrish** · 12-17-10, 06:22 PM

I met this very attractive 40-45 something year old once at a local watering hole. Yeah she was older but you could tell she really took care of herself. I almost creamed my jeans when she asked if I would be into a Mother/Daughter 3-some. I follow her home, walk into her place and she yells - MOM, I'm HOME!!

**onetrickpony** · 12-17-10, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by Patrick McIrish

I met this very attractive 40-45 something year old once at a local watering hole. Yeah she was older but you could tell she really took care of herself. I almost creamed my jeans when she asked if I would be into a Mother/Daughter 3-some. I follow her home, walk into her place and she yells - MOM, I'm HOME!!

i cant believe ur luck, 2 is always better than 1

**Christina33** · 12-17-10, 06:33 PM

Spent the better part of my life in bars dive bars, titty bars and behind bars

**ngates815** · 12-17-10, 06:54 PM

Back when I was 21-22 We had a Bar Crawl around our home town (small town, but lots of bars) Our last stop on the crawl, we were all pretty lit up, and it was the bar where we spent most our Friday/Saturday nights. I knew the people there pretty well. But I decided for some reason to go in just my boxers, possibly because I took my shirt off to give it to one of the girls, so I figured might as well go without pants. Walk up to the bar grab a beer and bartenders just laugh. Well the Owners Daughter didn't care for it too much, and she was with us on the bar crawl, so she says You're outta here. So I go back out to the bus and put on my pants and drink a couple beers out on the patio of the bar, out of the daughters sight. So after this is over, we decide we should head out West where the bars are open til 4 instead of 130. So we stop at a buddies out grab a shirt, and go back out. I wake up the next morning, in a unknown place. Get up go to find a light down in this basement, and knock over a dresser, and some girl says, what the **** are you doing. I say "trying to find my fuckking clothes, where's your goddamn light" Right then I realized uhh ohh, this could be awkward because I realized who's voice it was....She gets up turns on the light, and says you may wanna let me go upstairs first, my sisters not too happy with you.

Bar Owners other daughter, got my 4 inches that night.

**ngates815** · 12-17-10, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by Christina33

Spent the better part of my life in bars dive bars, titty bars and behind bars

+1 - the behind bars, only been twice and for 2 days each.

**Dad** · 12-17-10, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by Patrick McIrish

I met this very attractive 40-45 something year old once at a local watering hole. Yeah she was older but you could tell she really took care of herself. I almost creamed my jeans when she asked if I would be into a Mother/Daughter 3-some. I follow her home, walk into her place and she yells - MOM, I'm HOME!!

**THE PROFIT** · 12-17-10, 07:24 PM

Originally posted by Patrick McIrish

I met this very attractive 40-45 something year old once at a local watering hole. Yeah she was older but you could tell she really took care of herself. I almost creamed my jeans when she asked if I would be into a Mother/Daughter 3-some. I follow her home, walk into her place and she yells - MOM, I'm HOME!!

That is good, Ill have to remember that one

**THE PROFIT** · 12-17-10, 07:25 PM

Dad, I wouldnt know where to begin. I have tons of stories & the majority of them are bar stories because, well, thats where I have spent the majority of my adult life

**ACoochy** · 12-17-10, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by OmgUrMom

u were an ex-stripper?

did u work at chip and dales?

A place called bodz and babez in australia. Mind you this was 8-9 years ago....So many stories of 21st's and hen's nights....Man women can be aggressive when they want to be