Alright JJ, It's Time To Shave Your Head Completely...

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  • BigBollocks
    SBR MVP
    • 06-11-06
    • 2045

    #1
    Alright JJ, It's Time To Shave Your Head Completely...
    No more rug burns, no more insecurities, etc. Rather than look like you're afraid of nature's course, just shave what you have left on your sides & back of the head and go for the smooth, shaven cueball look. Most people can particularly pull it off well if they get in excellent physical condition. The ladies here have been encouraging this, and it's certainly past time now.

    Come on buddy, it's time to embrace nature's course and welcome the Mr. Clean/Howie Mandel/Andre Agassi look into your life. Thank us all later...
  • compaqDikk
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-08-05
    • 5699

    #2
    lets get carole to shave that shitt off on utube for the 'thursday report' can this cokksucker even afford a razor?
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    • ChuteBoxe
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 11-21-07
      • 6885

      #3
      Agree 100%. I willingly shave my head weekly. If I didn't, I'd have a full head of hair.
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      • Deuce
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 01-12-08
        • 29843

        #4
        Looks like a fukkin rat on his noggin...

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        • BigBollocks
          SBR MVP
          • 06-11-06
          • 2045

          #5
          It's about time we see this "Carole" Compaq

          Nice find Deuce
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          • Robyn
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 02-05-08
            • 9681

            #6
            JJ, please shave your head. Do it for meeeeeeeeeeeee!
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            • RageWizard
              SBR MVP
              • 09-01-06
              • 3008

              #7
              Don't listen to them JJ. Around the office here at work some guys grow the 4 strainds of hair they have to like 54 feet in length, and then just wrap it around their head 15 times and tie a knot. It really gets the ladies um talking.
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              • buztah
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 03-23-07
                • 7470

                #8
                JJ, you would look sleek n fit if you shave the rest of that hair off. I am your biggest fan and fully support this. One suggestion though -- grow a nice goatee. There is no wiser look than a shaven head with a nice goatee. You will look like Emperor Ming in the Flash Gordon movie and the ladies will phucken line up to get you off, pal. Trust me.
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                • compaqDikk
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 10-08-05
                  • 5699

                  #9
                  glue down that rug with elmers glue and shave the whole thing off so it looks like you're heading to iRack. i wanna see 2 dimes go down the drain. JJ should auction that thing off ebay, bet it would go for about 6 dimes
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #10
                    Just bought better glue, I think that was the problem

                    We also are going to color it today, I am clever and saving some cash by doing it myself. All they do is dip it in a dye for 20 minutes and wash it.
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                    • Robyn
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 02-05-08
                      • 9681

                      #11
                      Oh? What color?
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        black
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                        • Robyn
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 02-05-08
                          • 9681

                          #13
                          I want to touch you.
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Robyn
                            I want to touch you.
                            No
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                            • BigBollocks
                              SBR MVP
                              • 06-11-06
                              • 2045

                              #15
                              JJ quit prolonging this. Just shave what natural strands remain buddy...
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                              • rugbybdyb
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 09-06-07
                                • 997

                                #16
                                Forget the rug, just use the spray on hair and spray your whole head....I think it even stands up to a swim in the pool or a shower if you take them.
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                                • buztah
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 03-23-07
                                  • 7470

                                  #17
                                  Coach, SHAVE THAT PHUCKER OFF! I'm tellin' ya, pal, it will make you look better, save you a bundle of cash and embarrassment, set you free and get the ladies! Just Phucken DO IT ALREADY!
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                                  • Robyn
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-05-08
                                    • 9681

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                    No

                                    Yes.
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #19
                                      I look 14 years younger with rug on, many have said this

                                      Again the more hair you have around here the more status you get

                                      You guys are hicks and don't get it
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388179

                                        #20
                                        Billy back off

                                        I look solid with it on


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                                        • zootiehead
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 12-09-06
                                          • 1715

                                          #21
                                          Solid video, Webber.
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                                          • Robyn
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 02-05-08
                                            • 9681

                                            #22
                                            I take it all back. You look great.
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Robyn
                                              I take it all back. You look great.
                                              Thanks Robyn that meant a lot to me...confidence booster

                                              It really looks good? It is a new style I have been playing with for a while now.
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                                              • Robyn
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 02-05-08
                                                • 9681

                                                #24
                                                I like the darker color. Perhaps that is what it was missing to put you over the edge.
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                                                • Robyn
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 02-05-08
                                                  • 9681

                                                  #25
                                                  JJ, thought you'd like to know that you are tied in the poll with Seer for the biggest hottie at SBR.
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                                                  • raiders72002
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 03-06-07
                                                    • 3368

                                                    #26
                                                    I just looked at the polls. Here's another one I'm disturbed by.

                                                    Who is the Biggest Boob on SBR?
                                                    Crazyl 28%
                                                    ArmyofFlowers 14%
                                                    Genuis 0%
                                                    Shamsy 0%
                                                    Bettilimbroke 14%
                                                    moneyline 0%
                                                    Raiders90210 42%
                                                    I should have more votes. What do I have to do, show more cleavage, tighter shirts, wet-t? Let me know, pictures will follow.
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                                                    • Robyn
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 02-05-08
                                                      • 9681

                                                      #27
                                                      Well you voted for yourself...isn't that enough?
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                                                      • Robyn
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 02-05-08
                                                        • 9681

                                                        #28
                                                        p.s. I wanna hug your guts out, Raiders90210!
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                                                        • raiders72002
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 03-06-07
                                                          • 3368

                                                          #29
                                                          Well you voted for yourself...isn't that enough?
                                                          no

                                                          I wanna hug your guts out, Raiders90210!
                                                          maybe
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                                                          • zootiehead
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 12-09-06
                                                            • 1715

                                                            #30
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                                                            • Robyn
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 02-05-08
                                                              • 9681

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by raiders72002
                                                              no

                                                              maybe
                                                              yes and yes

                                                              don't fib.
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                                                              • Robyn
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 02-05-08
                                                                • 9681

                                                                #32
                                                                JJ, you are now beating Seer.

                                                                YES!
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                                                                • MJFtheGenius
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 05-31-07
                                                                  • 7257

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by raiders72002
                                                                  I just looked at the polls. Here's another one I'm disturbed by.



                                                                  I should have more votes. What do I have to do, show more cleavage, tighter shirts, wet-t? Let me know, pictures will follow.
                                                                  Zero for MJ I see, dam how much more can I disrespect these people.
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                                                                  • MJFtheGenius
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 05-31-07
                                                                    • 7257

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by compaqDikk
                                                                    lets get carole to shave that shitt off on utube for the 'thursday report' can this cokksucker even afford a razor?
                                                                    CompaqDikk for poster of the year
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