JJGold - You're winning the SBR hotties poll at AIC

jjgold · 03-12-08, 07:02 PM

I have gone on record and have not gotten laid for real in over 12 years now, I have paid women to whip me, blow, give me hand jobs and 4 times I was forced to go down on a woman.

I am honored though to be winning this contest.

Shark79 · 03-12-08, 07:10 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I have gone on record and have not gotten laid for real in over 12 years now, I have paid women to whip me, blow, give me hand jobs and 4 times I was forced to go down on a woman.

I am honored though to be winning this contest.

U didnt mention the wall fvking experience ... common .. U DA MAN!

jjgold · 03-12-08, 07:33 PM

I guess I am good looking

Robyn · 03-12-08, 07:46 PM

Of course you are, JJ. And what I say, goes.

jjgold · 03-12-08, 07:49 PM

Robyn if you were single I would ask you to fuk me, I really not experienced in dating and not good with words but I guess that is how I would ask you out. I just don't know how to get to 1st base. Maybe my approach is too direct but I just do not know any other way. Anytime I like a lady that is what I do, I just say "Do you want to fuk me"? Of course I strike out but it is all I know.

Shark79 · 03-12-08, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Robyn if you were single I would ask you to fuk me, I really not experienced in dating and not good with words but I guess that is how I would ask you out. I just don't know how to get to 1st base. Maybe my approach is too direct but I just do not know any other way. Anytime I like a lady that is what I do, I just say "Do you want to fuk me"? Of course I strike out but it is all I know.

Great touch !! U sure know how to seduce ... ur a legit PIMP

Robyn · 03-12-08, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Robyn if you were single I would ask you to fuk me, I really not experienced in dating and not good with words but I guess that is how I would ask you out. I just don't know how to get to 1st base. Maybe my approach is too direct but I just do not know any other way. Anytime I like a lady that is what I do, I just say "Do you want to fuk me"? Of course I strike out but it is all I know.

There's nothing wrong with a guy who doesn't beat around the bush.

Sportsgirl · 03-12-08, 08:23 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

I agree. I voted for him.

I didn't - I voted for mo

Robyn · 03-12-08, 08:25 PM

SG, there is a message for you at the other place.

Sportsgirl · 03-12-08, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

SG, there is a message for you at the other place.

heading that way ...

Robyn · 03-12-08, 08:28 PM

how DARE you check in here first.

beatings.

Sportsgirl · 03-12-08, 08:38 PM

Sorry - I'm ashamed of myself.

Robyn · 03-12-08, 08:40 PM

As you should be.

Sportsgirl · 03-12-08, 08:49 PM

Forgive me?

Robyn · 03-12-08, 09:13 PM

Duh!

BadNina · 03-12-08, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by MJFtheGenius

FALSE

Your hand doesn't count, Sparky.

MJFtheGenius · 03-12-08, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by BadNina

Your hand doesn't count, Sparky.

jjgold · 03-13-08, 06:32 AM

who is winning?

Robyn · 03-13-08, 06:50 AM

Quebbler - 2
Seer - 2
JJ - 3
Deuce - 0
SSLP - 0
Mo - 2
Other - 3

The other doesn't count because it was voted on by women who don't know who you guys are.

raiders72002 · 03-13-08, 06:58 AM

Coach- they tabulate votes in the same way that Iraq did 10 years ago.

seer had 0 votes. When it was pointed out, all of a sudden he had 2.

Robyn · 03-13-08, 06:59 AM

You are the most intelligent person on this board. I have no idea why you aren't raking in the money, raiders.

raiders72002 · 03-13-08, 07:01 AM

You are the most intelligent person on this board.

down girl and just rumors.

Robyn · 03-13-08, 07:09 AM

*yawn*. You need to step up your game son, you're losing me.

raiders72002 · 03-13-08, 07:10 AM

you're losing me.

and this is unusual in what way?

Robyn · 03-13-08, 07:12 AM

Well, you never had me to begin with, so good point.

raiders72002 · 03-13-08, 07:15 AM

Well, you never had me to begin with, so good point.

nor would I have tried, you're no sportsgirl.

Robyn · 03-13-08, 07:16 AM

You are borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring me.

Dance monkey, dance!

raiders72002 · 03-13-08, 07:28 AM

Not sure what got into you today. How about spreading the venom around?

swede96 · 03-13-08, 07:37 AM

Originally posted by raiders72002

it's seer. duh

I love me some Seer, but that right there was funny.

swede96 · 03-13-08, 07:38 AM

Originally posted by The Seer

How many of you are getting laid tonight? I will bet Raiders, MFJ, and crazyl are not. They'll be posting about me and making crappy threads all night while I will be having sex.

Am I coming over tonight? I don't remember us having plans.

Anywho, I'm just going to shower up nice for you after work and I'll be there.

swede96 · 03-13-08, 07:40 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

There's nothing wrong with a guy who doesn't beat around the bush.

Pun, no pun?

Aw hell...doesn't matter.

swede96 · 03-13-08, 07:41 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

how DARE you check in here first.

beatings.

swede96 · 03-13-08, 07:42 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

Quebbler - 2
Seer - 2
JJ - 3
Deuce - 0
SSLP - 0
Mo - 2
Other - 3

The other doesn't count because it was voted on by women who don't know who you guys are.

I'd like to go on record as saying that Quebbler is SO last week and my vote turned to SSLP, but it was too late.

Robyn · 03-13-08, 08:46 AM

Originally posted by raiders72002

Not sure what got into you today. How about spreading the venom around?

You know that I love you, raiders.

I pick at the ones I love.

Sportsgirl · 03-13-08, 08:51 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

You know that I love you, raiders.

I pick at the ones I love.

***Nanc plays connect-the-bruises on herself***