Except for sportsgirl, the women are to stay in the kitchen for the next month

SBR Lou · 03-12-08, 04:03 PM

Originally posted by SSLP

Crazyl
Ill give you you more than that no worries

From all your ass kissing and e-flirting in the other thread, I took you as more of a lover than a fighter. Don't start slamming on the keyboard, tough guy.

swede96 · 03-12-08, 04:04 PM

I don't understand how someone flirting with another person they find attractive is ass kissing.

Robyn · 03-12-08, 05:18 PM

Originally posted by bettilimbroke999

Finally the women can go hangout in the barbie doll forum and get pregnant, while us men get to making some money out of the madnessssss. I need some big help anyway after this weekend but got a good start with the 1.8 secs left 3 by Providence, JUST NEED MORE MORE MORE OF THAT. Robyn go make me a sandwich and sweat your dollar parlay in the kitchen, i'm ready to make some moneyyyyyyyyy.

For a guy who bets till he's broke, I think you have bigger fish to fry, lil' lumpkin.

bettilimbroke999 · 03-12-08, 05:32 PM

Originally posted by swede96

And that's an admirable quality, I guess.

I pay my own bills with money I secured based on hard work, not luck. What's your point?

Good for you. Go join a forum to discuss how you were the best chick at the makeup counter at Macy's. Unfortunately for you this is a gambling forum hun. I say this again women have no place here, they belong in the kitchen and occasionally in the bedroom and that's it. Their small brains could not possibly comprehend investing as a way of making money. Selling Mary Kay or Tupperware is the only legitimate form of earning income to a woman.

bettilimbroke999 · 03-12-08, 05:37 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

For a guy who bets till he's broke, I think you have bigger fish to fry, lil' lumpkin.

I'm sorry that some of us actually bet over single digits on games Robyn. I made 4k gambling last month how much have you made this year a $1.50.

Shark79 · 03-12-08, 05:38 PM

I smell a riot

Robyn · 03-12-08, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by bettilimbroke999

I'm sorry that some of us actually bet over single digits on games Robyn. I made 4k gambling last month how much have you made this year a $1.50.

So this is a pissing contest? Is that what it is?

Sportsgirl · 03-12-08, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by crazyl

You forced my hand, I didn't want to let you have it..

I'll drop my sword in the sand, but I hope you don't think this means I'm going soft. If I ever become like SSLP on Swede to you, please give a swift kick in the nuts.

You have my word.

bettilimbroke999 · 03-12-08, 05:57 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

So this is a pissing contest? Is that what it is?

Nope, but this is a sports betting forum. Women were designed with very small brains and are essentially subhuman (weaker, slower, smaller, unintelligent). The good news is they can read the side of a box of cookie dough well and they are excellent in bed if you can't afford a blowup doll which comes with more intelligence than your avg. female. Now in doing hair or thinking about sparkly unicorns having no brain is an advantage but in sports betting it is a disadvantage, hence women should be in hair braiding/unicorn forums and not sports betting forums.

Robyn · 03-12-08, 05:59 PM

If you can find a hair braiding/unicorn forum (bonus points if they mention rainbows), I am so there!

DO IT NOW!

Sportsgirl · 03-12-08, 06:06 PM

Originally posted by bettilimbroke999

Nope, but this is a sports betting forum. Women were designed with very small brains and are essentially subhuman (weaker, slower, smaller, unintelligent). The good news is they can read the side of a box of cookie dough well and they are excellent in bed if you can't afford a blowup doll which comes with more intelligence than your avg. female. Now in doing hair or thinking about sparkly unicorns having no brain is an advantage but in sports betting it is a disadvantage, hence women should be in hair braiding/unicorn forums and not sports betting forums.

Whew! Good thing this isn't me:

http://www.sbrforum.com/Handicappers/82-Nancy-Allen.aspx

Robyn · 03-12-08, 06:13 PM

It doesn't matter, Nanc. You probably had a man write that column for you anyway.

Sportsgirl · 03-12-08, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

It doesn't matter, Nanc. You probably had a man write that column for you anyway.

sssshhhhhh

The Seer · 03-12-08, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by raiders72002

I'm glad you're showing. respect

Let's see if you show.

raiders72002 · 03-12-08, 06:19 PM

seer

Let's see if you show.

Sportsgirl · 03-12-08, 09:31 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

If you can find a hair braiding/unicorn forum (bonus points if they mention rainbows), I am so there!

DO IT NOW!

I like rainbows

BadNina · 03-12-08, 10:17 PM

I like unicorns

20Four7 · 03-13-08, 07:30 AM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

Awww, it was just a wee slap on the butt, my friend

Where can I sign up for that? BTW sportsgirl, love the new b&w avatar.

swede96 · 03-13-08, 07:33 AM

Originally posted by bettilimbroke999

Good for you. Go join a forum to discuss how you were the best chick at the makeup counter at Macy's. Unfortunately for you this is a gambling forum hun. I say this again women have no place here, they belong in the kitchen and occasionally in the bedroom and that's it. Their small brains could not possibly comprehend investing as a way of making money. Selling Mary Kay or Tupperware is the only legitimate form of earning income to a woman.

You are so simple it's kinda cute.

swede96 · 03-13-08, 07:35 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

If you can find a hair braiding/unicorn forum (bonus points if they mention rainbows), I am so there!

DO IT NOW!

I second that! Find us a forum to dicuss unicorns and rainbows and we'll be out of your hair.

Sportsgirl · 03-13-08, 07:38 AM

Originally posted by 20Four7

Where can I sign up for that? BTW sportsgirl, love the new b&w avatar.

Awww, thanks, sweetie.

BadNina · 03-13-08, 10:36 AM

*yawn*

ShamsWoof10 · 03-13-08, 11:07 AM

Yeah I like that avatar of Nancy too.. Hot little f*cker...

The girls must be thrown off by this guy... They have become acustom to our wit and charm now comes a change of pace... More simple and blunt with an iron fist...

This is like a defense facing a conservative pro style offense then they switch to a no huddle run n' shoot which throws the defense off...

Sportsgirl · 03-13-08, 11:14 AM

Originally posted by ShamsWoof10

Yeah I like that avatar of Nancy too.. Hot little f*cker...

Why, thank you Shamsy. Being called a hot little f*cker by you is like a Hallmark Card ... when you care to send the very best.

Originally posted by ShamsWoof10

This is like a defense facing a conservative pro style offense then they switch to a no huddle run n' shoot which throws the defense off...

I think we're gonna run through the C gap instead, Shams, as us girls have always been fond of a tight end

BadNina · 03-13-08, 11:15 AM

Shamsy, my cup is empty. Be a sweetheart and please get me some more coffee. Thanks honey!

swede96 · 03-13-08, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by ShamsWoof10

Yeah I like that avatar of Nancy too.. Hot little f*cker...

The girls must be thrown off by this guy... They have become acustom to our wit and charm now comes a change of pace... More simple and blunt with an iron fist...

This is like a defense facing a conservative pro style offense then they switch to a no huddle run n' shoot which throws the defense off...

And there YOU go hitting the nail on the head for once!

Robyn · 03-13-08, 11:22 AM

I like people who are direct.

ShamsWoof10 · 03-13-08, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

Why, thank you Shamsy. Being called a hot little f*cker by you is like a Hallmark Card ... when you care to send the very best.

That was cute...

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

I think we're gonna run through the C gap instead, Shams, as us girls have always been fond of a tight end

Watch it ladies there a ***** named "Seer" that sits in that C gap and he can hit!

imgv94 · 03-13-08, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

Tell you what. If we promise to stay in the kitchen, do you promise to refrain from starting new threads about insignificant topics every 10 minutes?

I like Robyn

She doesn't fuk around..

ShamsWoof10 · 03-13-08, 11:47 AM

Originally posted by BadNina

Shamsy, my cup is empty. Be a sweetheart and please get me some more coffee. Thanks honey!

Wouldn't you want something better to go along with this BIRTHDAY cake then coffee..?

I put one HUUUUUGE candle on it you can "BLOW" out...

Robyn · 03-13-08, 11:47 AM

That would be correct. If you are gonna mess with me, expect to be messed with in return.

ShamsWoof10 · 03-13-08, 11:53 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

Tell you what. If we promise to stay in the kitchen, do you promise to refrain from starting new threads about insignificant topics every 10 minutes?

HA! You're gonna have to promise more then that... like "world peace" to get these guys to stop doing that....

Robyn · 03-13-08, 11:54 AM

I was addressing Raiders specifically. It seems to be an epidemic with him.

Sportsgirl · 03-13-08, 12:14 PM

Originally posted by ShamsWoof10

Wouldn't you want something better to go along with this BIRTHDAY cake then coffee..?

I put one HUUUUUGE candle on it you can "BLOW" out...

Nope. I did not tell about the birthday. Nope. Wasn't me.

BadNina · 03-13-08, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by ShamsWoof10

Wouldn't you want something better to go along with this BIRTHDAY cake then coffee..?

I put one HUUUUUGE candle on it you can "BLOW" out...

It isn't today. It isn't until Sunday.

And since I'm turning 98 I'll be using a fire exstinguisher to put out the candles so brace yourself.