Your girlfriend invades your privacy....

**EaglesPhan36** · 12-14-10, 05:07 PM

We need a picture to see what the hotness factor is.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 12-14-10, 05:07 PM

You have 100 points I would pay back the people you've stiffed. Also don't worry about it I am sure you two are made for each other

**BatemanPatrickl** · 12-14-10, 05:08 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

We need a picture to see what the hotness factor is.

She's close to 40 with some keeds I would say a 1 at best.

**nosniboR11** · 12-14-10, 05:09 PM

just wait till she finds out you are a point stiffer, she will defiantly be calling up bateman for a date

**Jrod124** · 12-14-10, 05:09 PM

dump her, no reason for that shit. No one should look at anothers phone under any circumstance. She obviously isn't very bright if she is getting pissed about some crap in the spam folder.

Move on you can find better

**will2survive** · 12-14-10, 05:09 PM

I keep vomiting( digestive problems)(stress from my girlfriend and her kid who has adhd) but I'm not in a great spot in life at the moment

**mtneer1212** · 12-14-10, 05:10 PM

Out the door. Once the trust is gone...... its gone.

**will2survive** · 12-14-10, 05:10 PM

Bateman: she has your temper

**BatemanPatrickl** · 12-14-10, 05:10 PM

Originally posted by will2survive

I keep vomiting( digestive problems)(stress from my girlfriend and her kid who has adhd) but I'm not in a great spot in life at the moment

Throw in the fact that you stiff people and you're a great catch. Here's a suggestion man up.

**mcaulay777** · 12-14-10, 05:13 PM

I do not have women in my life that have done that to me, but part of the story interested me.Why do girls always wake you up in the middle of the night to have discussions why cant they do it say in the afternoon. My Ex Girlfriend and now my wife always want to discuss things in the middle of the night when im trying to sleep.

**hugh_morris** · 12-14-10, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by mcaulay777

I do not have women in my life that have done that to me, but part of the story interested me.Why do girls always wake you up in the middle of the night to have discussions why cant they do it say in the afternoon. My Ex Girlfriend and now my wife always want to discuss things in the middle of the night when im trying to sleep.

i dont understand it....i just explain to her that she isnt going to get my full attention at 2:30 am..as a matter of fact..she will be lucky, extremely lucky to get 1 tenth of my attention...so maybe we can continue this meaningless gibberish at some other time..when i dont have the time..that should spark some light on the fire...dont worry bro, your not alone..the majority do it at some time or another...

out..

**stevek173** · 12-14-10, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by will2survive

What do you do?

My girlfriend went on my email and read my messages. I got a spam foreign website dating thing and she's stupid enough to believe it. She wakes me up in the middle of the night and starts screaming at me. She also went on my phone and looked through messages. I don't cheat, never had. I'm pissed. I can never look at her the same, invading my privacy.

What would you do?

( Brock Landers: chime in here, you have an answer for everything)

Laugh at her. Just about everyone looks at porn. She is being an unfair prude. I'm not saying dump her like the other people are unless she can't chill and agree it's not a big deal. Then cut it off.

Shit man last 2 girl I have been with wanted to be watching the porn with me. There's more like that out there who are not whores - they are just open minded and cool.

Now my ex fiancee went in my computer history once and found me watching raunchy girl on girl strap on bondage porn.

I laughed and said I could do that to you if you want. That honestly didn't go that well.

But F your girl here man that is BS. Plenty of fish in the sea guy,

**sickler** · 12-14-10, 06:40 PM

Originally posted by stevek173

Laugh at her. Just about everyone looks at porn. She is being an unfair prude. I'm not saying dump her like the other people are unless she can't chill and agree it's not a big deal. Then cut it off.

Shit man last 2 girl I have been with wanted to be watching the porn with me. There's more like that out there who are not whores - they are just open minded and cool.

Now my ex fiancee went in my computer history once and found me watching raunchy girl on girl strap on bondage porn.

I laughed and said I could do that to you if you want. That honestly didn't go that well.

But F your girl here man that is BS. Plenty of fish in the sea guy,

That's cool, the opposite is a drag. I had a live-in who was insulted to see me spanking it to porn. The old "am I not good enough for you". I have a high sex drive, so to get the message across to her, every time I was in the mood she became the object of my urges. In the kitchen preparing dinner, too bad...my hand is down her pants fingering her. Her sex drive wasn't as high. She got the message...

**WvGambler** · 12-14-10, 06:41 PM

Forget that shit......tell her to hit the bricks.

**dherd** · 12-14-10, 06:48 PM

bitch slap her - then grudge **** her.

**THE PROFIT** · 12-14-10, 06:51 PM

I had a girl do this, I let her get away with it the first time with a stern warning. The second time she basically did what you said, woke me up & was hysterical about some stupid shit.

From that moment on she could be hysterical or whatever else she wanted to be, somewhere else

**Grandmaster B** · 12-14-10, 06:52 PM

your g/f is getting pounded by some other man

-1000

**ronald** · 12-14-10, 07:10 PM

Will are you really a STIFF?

**pavyracer** · 12-14-10, 07:14 PM

The odds of you actually having a girlfriend are much higher than she snooped in your phone in the middle of the night.

Here is a tip. Use a password for you computer and lock your phone.

**bradthebloke** · 12-14-10, 07:30 PM

shit if she thinks youre doing it and getting blamed for it, u might as well do it

**wtf** · 12-14-10, 07:33 PM

she is just looking for an out to fuk that black dude she has been sucking for months now

**Ninersnut** · 12-14-10, 07:35 PM

Man up and put her head through a mirror. Tell her if she reads your porn spam again her kid is next.

**cankid** · 12-14-10, 07:40 PM

bs, id be super pissed especially since Ive been loyal and trustworthy and she s freaking out, tell to f.. off for a bit

**obamaismyuncle** · 12-14-10, 07:41 PM

Originally posted by EaglesPhan36

We need a picture to see what the hotness factor is.

I can assume from reading what he wrote that she may not be the greatest looking chick in town..

**will2survive** · 12-14-10, 11:56 PM

LOL-- I would have to rate her a 6.5/10 --she caught me at a bad time.It's stupid to rate myself but if she's a 6.5 then I'm at least an 8.5 and she gets insecure that I'm more appealing looking than her. I never say that I'm better looking but it's obvious.

On the positive side--She has a G-Cup--Never seen one's that big.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 12-14-10, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by will2survive

LOL-- I would have to rate her a 6.5/10 --she caught me at a bad time.It's stupid to rate myself but if she's a 6.5 then I'm at least an 8.5 and she gets insecure that I'm more appealing looking than her. I never say that I'm better looking but it's obvious. On the positive side--She has a G-Cup--Never seen one's that big.

G cup means she is fat. I see you are working real hard at paying your debts.

**QuantumLeap** · 12-15-10, 12:00 AM

Originally posted by mtneer1212

Out the door. Once the trust is gone...... its gone.

Agreed. Why stay with someone if you don't trust them?

DUMP.THAT.BITCH!

**Deuce** · 12-15-10, 12:00 AM

If you have nothing to hide, who gives a fukk? She sees your phone and there is nothing, whats the big deal? I never understood people like that. You must have something to hide if you care she looks in your phone.

**csm506** · 12-15-10, 12:03 AM

Give her one last chance to prove herself

**Tuna Fish Riot** · 12-15-10, 12:39 AM

Get back at her by giving her a taste of her own medicine.

Invade her privacy by taking nude pics or record a nude movie of her without her knowing and show it to SBR. That'll teach her.

**PittsburghPlayer** · 12-15-10, 02:09 AM

She sounds like she is afraid to ask you directly to tap that ass, so she has invaded your privacy and broken the trust KNOWING the penalty for such offenses is anal sex. Does her infraction, indiscretion call for balls deep, first stroke? Probably not. But to be on the safe side...

**pico** · 12-15-10, 02:14 AM

yep. it really depends on whether she is hot. if she is not, then kick her out

**CreaturE** · 12-15-10, 02:19 AM

Bateman's comments are out of control about this subject. I love it.

**mitote** · 12-15-10, 03:14 AM

Originally posted by Tuna Fish Riot

Get back at her by giving her a taste of her own medicine.

Invade her privacy by taking nude pics or record a nude movie of her without her knowing and show it to SBR. That'll teach her.

Now that would be the perfect payback! Make sure to let her see it, after the vid has over a million views here!