Got caught doing Billie Sue

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  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82857

    #1
    Got caught doing Billie Sue
    When I was a sophomore I got caught by my uncle doing my third cousin Billie Sue. This happened a year after I broke up with Bobbie Jo and a year before my best friend Bo Joe got engaged to my cousin Mary Ann that was mentioned in previous threads.
  • Cash
    SBR Hustler
    • 02-11-08
    • 96

    #2
    what the F**k
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    • Shark79
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-19-07
      • 11211

      #3
      Arent you from Kaztasan or something like that? if so, why or how do u have cousins with these names? this sure is some BS
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82857

        #4
        Originally posted by Shark79
        Arent you from Kaztasan or something like that? if so, why or how do u have cousins with these names? this sure is some BS
        Sharky, I do business in Kazakhstan. I'm in the construction business and we build grain bins for storage. As an american engineer I get to see different parts of the world. Please do not make fun of my family names. As an old boy from the south I feel a little bit offended.
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        • Shark79
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-19-07
          • 11211

          #5
          Sorry man ... no fun intended ... But I still call BS with the names
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          • thebigguy
            SBR Sharp
            • 12-12-07
            • 279

            #6
            Originally posted by pavyracer
            When I was a sophomore I got caught by my uncle doing my third cousin Billie Sue. This happened a year after I broke up with Bobbie Jo and a year before my best friend Bo Joe got engaged to my cousin Mary Ann that was mentioned in previous threads.
            Hi Pavyracer

            What was the outcome?

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            • pavyracer
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 04-12-07
              • 82857

              #7
              Originally posted by thebigguy
              Hi Pavyracer

              What was the outcome?

              I'm glad you asked. The next day my uncle drove me and Billie Sue across the state to Alabama to get married because Billie Sue was only 14 years old and in Georgia I would have been arrested for child molestation if he went to the police and reported me. I would have probably spend 30 years in prison if it wasn't for my uncle's cunning wit to have us get married in Alabama which was legal to do so for the bride at 14.
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              • thebigguy
                SBR Sharp
                • 12-12-07
                • 279

                #8
                Originally posted by pavyracer
                I'm glad you asked. The next day my uncle drove me and Billie Sue across the state to Alabama to get married because Billie Sue was only 14 years old and in Georgia I would have been arrested for child molestation if he went to the police and reported me. I would have probably spend 30 years in prison if it wasn't for my uncle's cunning wit to have us get married in Alabama which was legal to do so for the bride at 14.
                Hi PavyRacer

                Is your uncle JJ?

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                • pavyracer
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 04-12-07
                  • 82857

                  #9
                  My uncle hates Jews so he can be JJ. He was sodomized by a rabbi when he was a kid. He didn't believe in the holocaust. But enough about my uncle, god rest his soul. He got killed by another hunter by accident when he was gobbling for a female turkey and got shot in the face by his friend for gobbling so good his friend thought it was a real turkey behind the bushes. Very tragic story.
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                  • AgainstAllOdds
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 02-24-08
                    • 6053

                    #10
                    This guy fuked his own cousin...he is a sicko
                    Originally posted by SBR_John
                    AAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.
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                    • BGS 9.5
                      SBR MVP
                      • 01-10-08
                      • 4628

                      #11
                      Originally posted by AgainstAllOdds
                      This guy fuked his own cousin...he is a sicko

                      He did WHAT???
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                      • flyingillini
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 12-06-06
                        • 41219

                        #12
                        Originally posted by pavyracer
                        When I was a sophomore I got caught by my uncle doing my third cousin Billie Sue. This happened a year after I broke up with Bobbie Jo and a year before my best friend Bo Joe got engaged to my cousin Mary Ann that was mentioned in previous threads.

                        Ha.... what did your down syndrome step mom say at the time?
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