Pokerstars question

[k13]

what type of tournies are you playing? seems like freerolls to me

Why would you think that?

Who wastes their time playing freerolls?

I play every kind, whatever is on at the time.

[k13]

Fucken bullshit. five million more 3 outers and every coin flip lost.

QQ vs Ax I can't even win half of those.

Makes sense to me.

I wish I could bet somebody. I can pretty much call all the cards on the river once they are up. Its not random.

[k13]

Oh yeah, if you think people play "better", you have no idea. Its even a bigger donkfest, just they know what they are actually doing but if you saw, you'd think they are the worst players in the world. Which they are actually. But shove enough, eventually you'll win.

[k13]

amazing, lose ten in a row again when being 70-80% ahead.

odds of that, what... 1 in 500 000 or something like that. You only need about a 100 hands of that. 23 which you'll play.

obviously my q10 has no problem beating AA preflop when I'm on tilt.

[k13]

I really need to make a video. Every hand in a row loses. lol

[k13]

The streak don't stop. But I'm done for today with the usual bullshit. Odds 1 in 2.7 million.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Th Tc]
Hero: raises 1360 to 1760 and is all-in
MMC010: shows [Td As]
MMC010: calls 1360

I have about 5% chance here BEFORE the flop

*** FLOP *** [4d 9d 7d]

oh how magical, I wonder if another diamond will come. I would fucken bet everything in the world that it will.

*** TURN *** [4d 9d 7d] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [4d 9d 7d Jd] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MMC010: shows [Td As] (a straight flush, Seven to Jack)
Hero: shows [Th Tc] (a flush, Jack high)

[k13]

I start where I leave off. Yeah its random. Worst hand always wins.


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Ks Kd]
verweirder: raises 125 to 175

Hero: raises 1595 to 1770 and is all-in
Harmsii1963: calls 1590 and is all-in
miss paula07: folds
verweirder: calls 625 and is all-in

Harmsii1963: shows [Th Ah]
verweirder: shows [Jh Js]

*** FLOP *** [6d 2h Ts]
*** TURN *** [6d 2h Ts] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [6d 2h Ts 2c] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Ks Kd] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
Harmsii1963: shows [Th Ah] (a full house, Tens full of Deuces)
verweirder: shows [Jh Js] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)

[k13]

I'm not even joking.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Kh Kc]
rademari: raises 10627 to 12727 and is all-in
Hero: calls 11125 and is all-in
rademari: shows [Qs Qd]


Already know a queen will hit on the river, wish I could bet the odds on this.


*** FLOP *** [5d 9s 2h]
*** TURN *** [5d 9s 2h] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [5d 9s 2h 6s] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Kh Kc] (a pair of Kings)
rademari: shows [Qs Qd] (three of a kind, Queens)


I'm sure you guys will say how bad I play or its play money or luck will even out. All wrong.

[Husker36]

I play on Pokerstars and I dont have these issues..... so I dont know what to tell you

[tillman]

i would say instant deposit if you can would be the easyest

[k13]

*yawn*

QQ < K7o King on river
Ak < A7
Ak < A4

on and on and on

I can bang off a million 3 outers in a row.

[k13]

I play on Pokerstars and I dont have these issues..... so I dont know what to tell you

That's most likely because you suck and are rarely ahead.

[k13]

You know what's amazing is when I have someone dominated I'm not happy at all, its game over.

Yet when I'm behind, I feel great.

[Husker36]

That's most likely because you suck and are rarely ahead.

I'm not going to argue with you online about who is the better player. With the info you are giving us I can only guess you are playing the very low limits. If you play the penny games you will face a lot of tards. If you really think you are an above average player then maybe you should move up in the limits. I dont waste my time with freerolls because of the bs. I suggest you do the same.

[k13]

I'm not going to argue with you online about who is the better player. With the info you are giving us I can only guess you are playing the very low limits. If you play the penny games you will face a lot of tards. If you really think you are an above average player then maybe you should move up in the limits. I dont waste my time with freerolls because of the bs. I suggest you do the same.

I don't play freerolls, higher limits are easier. Tards never stop no matter what limit.

[k13]

Its all day magic river 2 outers.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qh Qs]
*** FLOP *** [Jc 6h Td]
*** TURN *** [Jc 6h Td] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 6h Td Ac] [Qd]

*** SHOW DOWN ***
xDaNutsx: shows [9d 8d] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Hero: shows [Qh Qs] (three of a kind, Queens)


This always happens...me having the two queens it means that its 100 times more likely a queen will come for the straight. As opposed to reality.




*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Th 8h]
*** FLOP *** [Td 6h 5c]
*** TURN *** [Td 6h 5c] [As]
*** RIVER *** [Td 6h 5c As] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Th 8h] (a pair of Tens)
MARCO.D.77: shows [7d 7c] (three of a kind, Sevens)

oh look another 2 outer on the river


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Ac Js]
ofkors: raises 375 to 525
Hero: raises 1125 to 1650 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [6c 5d 3s]
*** TURN *** [6c 5d 3s] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [6c 5d 3s 2h] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ofkors: shows [Kh Qd] (a pair of Queens)
Hero: shows [Ac Js] (high card Ace)


another magic river. Funny how I can play for 5 minutes and get these streaks going like its nothing.

More hands... fucken joke.

All I need is 5 hands and it will 2 outer, 2 outer, 60/40, 3 outer and coin flip lost.

Rinse repeat.

[ROGUE63]

not only stars run like that a lot of sites do including full tilt

[k13]

not only stars run like that a lot of sites do including full tilt

There all rigged in their own way but I'll show you something amazing from absolute poker later.


Back to running good on PS.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Js Ad]
*** FLOP *** [9d 3d 6d]
*** TURN *** [9d 3d 6d] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [9d 3d 6d Kd] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Js Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
xxsmolnyxx: shows [3c 3h] (four of a kind, Threes)

[k13]

Well I'm done at PS, they can go **** themselves.

I wish I could bet a million dollars on these hands.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [As Qd]
T.Assclown: raises 150 to 300
Hero: raises 1450 to 1750 and is all-in
T.Assclown: calls 1450
T.Assclown: shows [Js Ad]

*** FLOP *** [8d 4d 9c]
*** TURN *** [8d 4d 9c] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [8d 4d 9c 6s] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [As Qd] (high card Ace)
T.Assclown: shows [Js Ad] (a pair of Jacks)

[k13]

Forgot this beauty.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Ac Tc]
huti72: raises 1752 to 2052 and is all-in
Hero: calls 2052
huti72: shows [Ad Td]
*** FLOP *** [Kc Jd 4d]
*** TURN *** [Kc Jd 4d] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [Kc Jd 4d 3d] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
huti72: shows [Ad Td] (a flush, Ace high)
Hero: shows [Ac Tc] (high card Ace)


Zero fucken surprise. Go fucken die.

[domz248]

i made account deposited 25 and went up too 1400 and cashed out a 1000. This is a nice site with super fast payouts

[domz248]

Hero last 10 games:

32758331 28-Sep-06 16:20 NL Holdem $308/9-$33 32695417 27-Sep-06 16:23 NL Holdem $201/9$68 32671135 27-Sep-06 05:51 NL Holdem $258/9-$27 31981703 16-Sep-06 04:52 NL Holdem $205/9-$22 31981125 16-Sep-06 04:12 NL Holdem $257/9-$27 13416472 5-Oct-05 16:42 null $20-/18-$22 13208114 30-Sep-05 13:11 null $20-/18$86 13008481 25-Sep-05 12:12 null $20-/4-$21

[sq764]

Forgot this beauty.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Ac Tc]
huti72: raises 1752 to 2052 and is all-in
Hero: calls 2052
huti72: shows [Ad Td]
*** FLOP *** [Kc Jd 4d]
*** TURN *** [Kc Jd 4d] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [Kc Jd 4d 3d] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
huti72: shows [Ad Td] (a flush, Ace high)
Hero: shows [Ac Tc] (high card Ace)


Zero fucken surprise. Go fucken die.

So losing a 50% hand is insane now? Are you serious?

[sq764]

There all rigged in their own way but I'll show you something amazing from absolute poker later.


Back to running good on PS.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Js Ad]
*** FLOP *** [9d 3d 6d]
*** TURN *** [9d 3d 6d] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [9d 3d 6d Kd] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Js Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
xxsmolnyxx: shows [3c 3h] (four of a kind, Threes)

So your opponent had best hand, you sucked out then he caught his case 3... how is this a bad beat?