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  • ChuteBoxe
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 11-21-07
    • 6885

    #1
    Billy Crystal signs with Yankees; Will play Thursday @ Pirates
    Seriously...


    Billy Crystal to Play in Exhibition Game for New York Yankees

    Last Edited: Monday, 10 Mar 2008, 9:35 PM EDT
    Created: Monday, 10 Mar 2008, 9:35 PM EDT


    By The Associated Press

    TAMPA, Fla. -- Billy Crystal will get to "look mahvelous" in pinstripes.

    The actor will sign a minor league contract with the New York Yankees and play in Thursday's exhibition game against the Pittsburgh Pirates.

    Crystal, an avid Yankees fan, will work out with the team on Wednesday and will wear uniform No. 60 for the game -- to be played one day before his 60th birthday. The Yankees said Monday they have the approval of baseball commissioner Bud Selig.

    "I've been waiting 50 years for this call," Crystal said in a statement released by the team. "I'm overwhelmed by the generosity of the Yankees and commissioner Selig. I know this'll be tougher than the Broadway Softball League, but I'm looking forward to helping the younger players, which by the way is all of them. Oops, I have to go, Scott Boras is on the phone."

    Crystal, according to the Yankees, hit .348 and was captain during his senior year at Long Beach High School in New York. He directed and produced "61," a move about Roger Maris, Mickey Mantle and the 1961 Yankees.

    "The Yankees are excited to welcome the newest member of our team known for his humor and wit as well as his undying love for the Yankees," chief operating officer Lonn Trost said.

    Country singer Garth Brooks has played in spring training games, helping raise money for his Touch 'em All Foundation. He was 1-for-22 (.045) in 1999 with the San Diego Padres, 0-for-17 the following year with the New York Mets and 1-for-8 (.125) in 2004 with the Kansas City Royals.

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  • rjt721
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-06-07
    • 7929

    #2
    Put him in the rotation. He can't be any worse than Mussina.
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    • ChuteBoxe
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 11-21-07
      • 6885

      #3
      I'm sure his fastball will definitely be better than Wakefield's, even if he is 60.
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      • rjt721
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-06-07
        • 7929

        #4
        Question about the Yanks: What's Igawa's expected role this season? Long man out of the pen/spot starter?
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        • ChuteBoxe
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 11-21-07
          • 6885

          #5
          Yeah, either a long-reliever, or a left-handed specialist as Cashman called it. I'm guessing like Mike Myers. I know we could've got rid of the kid last August to the Padres, along with 16 million of his contract, but management still has a lot of faith in him.
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          • swede96
            SBR MVP
            • 12-05-07
            • 3875

            #6
            Question about the Yanks: Are they ALL homos, or are half of them Bi?

            I love it when ChuteBoxe gets tough wif me.
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            • MJFtheGenius
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 05-31-07
              • 7257

              #7
              Red Sox rotation is introuble. They have Beckett and he is hurt. Hitters are only going to hit Dice K with ease this year now that they have seen him. Same goes with Okajima. Dice K as your number 1 starter, I dont think so. Sox will be lucky to win 85 games this year and will finish 3rd in the division.
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              • swede96
                SBR MVP
                • 12-05-07
                • 3875

                #8
                Genuis, zip it. Unbunch you panties. I was simply e-flirting with Chute.
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                • MJFtheGenius
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 05-31-07
                  • 7257

                  #9
                  Originally posted by swede96
                  Genuis, zip it. Unbunch you panties. I was simply e-flirting with Chute.
                  Oh I am sorry!!! I must be mistaken. I thought this was a sports gambling forum for sports and gambling talk. How you even found this website really is a big question in my mind on the account of you have never plaved a bet in your life.
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                  • MJFtheGenius
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 05-31-07
                    • 7257

                    #10
                    and I am pretty sure being Bi is a woman thing.
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                    • swede96
                      SBR MVP
                      • 12-05-07
                      • 3875

                      #11
                      Sportsgirl invited me.

                      Is humor against the rules in this place, or are you just on the rag this week?

                      Also, I wasn't aware that having a comedian play an exhibition game was such a serious matter.
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                      • MJFtheGenius
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 05-31-07
                        • 7257

                        #12
                        of course she did, I really don't even want to know where sportsgirl and you met. I can only imagine.
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                        • swede96
                          SBR MVP
                          • 12-05-07
                          • 3875

                          #13
                          American Idol message board. We have told this story many many times. Pay attention.
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                          • cobra_king
                            SBR MVP
                            • 08-07-06
                            • 2491

                            #14
                            I think we've finally found the appropriate time to use the word "Neanderthal".
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                            • swede96
                              SBR MVP
                              • 12-05-07
                              • 3875

                              #15
                              Cobra! Get over here and clean this coke of my monitor!
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                              • ChuteBoxe
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 11-21-07
                                • 6885

                                #16
                                Not only is swede sexy, but she's sarcastic and feisty too. My type of woman.
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                                • slacker00
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-06-05
                                  • 12262

                                  #17
                                  Is Billy Crystal going to do his comedy routine between pitches? Otherwise this is just lame.
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                                  • swede96
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 12-05-07
                                    • 3875

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ChuteBoxe
                                    Not only is swede sexy, but she's sarcastic and feisty too. My type of woman.
                                    Dammit! What does a girl have to do around here to get threatened with another Yankee spanking?!

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                                    • Robyn
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 02-05-08
                                      • 9681

                                      #19
                                      I like the Detroit Tigers. I mean, really like them.

                                      Do you guys think that they would allow me to sign a contract and play?
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