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  • stevek173
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-29-08
    • 27598

    #1
    If you were being sold on Amazon what would your reviews be like?
    1-5 stars? Comments?

    Personally I think I would be about 3.5 stars with comments like:

    "Hard worker, intelligent. Terrible drinking, smoking and gambling problems and will soon be killed by an angry female's voodoo hex - a real slob and a prick"

    JJ 4 stars - "Great dancer but had the black stuff on his face and makes his friends work on house to pay off debts"

    Sammy 4 stars - "Best dancer in the house but simulates masterbating in Videos"

    Coug - 4.5 Stars - "Best beer reviews on the internet but then is found sleeping like a baby holding a bottle for dear life then spitting vodka everywhere. Still didn't get Rodney laid."

    Jessica - "5 stars broke my heart and I enjoyed every second"
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