Some of the better and more appropriate jjgold quotes

[mathdotcom]

home dogs will bark

take the points and you won't get hurt

will sharp dreams come true or will books take a fukkin beating on all the square Colt money???

boy oh boy !!

-mathy

[BAUS]

"I kind of pump bed"

BAUS

[playersonly69]

Give me my points

[jjgold]

[ronald]

Be quick, be verbal, be ready to play.

[Reload]

"Call me"

"I ain't big time?"

"SBRforum.com....SBRodds.com...RebateWag er.com...."

[big0mar]

"It's not a fukkin game"

[wtf]

"straight as an arrow"

[Vegas_bond]

"I will never drink again ..."

[BAUS]

"I am just pumping balls deep and busting nuts".

BAUS

[Reload]

"Sorry for giving you a loser. I hope I can make it up to you."

"That clown had a horrible game."

[Reload]

"I may sound fat but trust me I am solid."

[GELATINOUS CUBE]

PUT-THE-F-IN-PILLS-DOWN!
QUIT-F-ING-CRYING-YOU-F-ING-PU>>Y!
PACO'S-HANGING-OVER-A-LEDGE!
..
from-colt's-phone-support-thread

[Reload]

"Anything you win is lost back to the books ten times over"

[SBR_John]

His blind date story;

"I accidentally came in her ear, she was pissed"

[BAUS]

His blind date story; "I accidentally came in her ear, she was pissed"

John, you are referring to this classic:

Kid I like your style

I nailed a girl when I was 19 and it was very conventional in a bedroom with the curtains down and lights out. I was very nervous and had erectile problems and what was funny was my cock could not get real hard and she was getting pissed off and she was real hot. I told her to keep sitting on it and pull my hair. It got a little hard but when she would ride me cowgirl it just kept coming out like 20 times and the intervals would last like 5 seconds only. It is hard when your rod does not stay erect. I mean she stroked it, blew it, and locked her thighs around it to get it hard. The fukkin thing went blue. We had a good rythymm for a while like 40 seconds and I came in her ear by mistake.

The girl was a rockette too from Broadway. I was nervous and just did not know how to react to her. She was older and her brother and sister were peeking in the door to see what was going on and they kep laughing at me because she would keep cursing me about my pecker coming on and calling me too inexperienced and a pussy that did no know how to fuk.

Boys I do not wish a small on anyone and has haunted me to this day with jokes and everything.

Women do not like guys with small peckers and it is not my fault. It is called genetics. I am a stud too, I am kind of depressed over my erectile problems.

Good Luck

ps: My first time was a dissaster and really always had issues in the bedroom and just makes me wonder.- JJGold




Regards,

BAUS

[kmarinouofm]

One time!!!

[SBR_John]

The girl was a rockette too from Broadway. I was nervous and just did not know how to react to her. She was older and her brother and sister were peeking in the door to see what was going on

[compaqDikk]

"sex is dirty"