Pete Sampras: Most Trophies were stolen...

**jjgold** · 12-08-10, 12:55 PM

He is a jerkoff anyway, fukkin hamburger

I am not surprised

**will2survive** · 12-09-10, 01:59 AM

I agree: McEnroe or Federer would have the trophies displayed on the mantle piece. Borg? He was too high to remember where he left his 5 consecutive Wimbledon trophies(I think that he sold them and headed straight for Amsterdam

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**saske** · 12-09-10, 02:44 AM

Federer is the best player of century... and Nadal sucks...... this is the truth... Federer is the basement of world tennis...

**THE PROFIT** · 12-09-10, 03:30 AM

They werent stolen, those guys on A&E auctioned them off mistakenly

**Dark Horse** · 12-09-10, 04:06 AM

Who cares about the trophies? It was always about the money. lol

**noober** · 12-09-10, 06:20 AM

Very sad for pete

**HeeeHAWWWW** · 12-09-10, 08:37 AM

Sounds like he chucked them in some el cheapo storage place, oops.

**pavyracer** · 12-09-10, 09:05 AM

If you read the story they only stole the tourney trophies he won. All his 13 Majors (except) one Australian open are in his home displayed.

**jjgold** · 12-09-10, 09:07 AM

Paver I rarely read entire articles, I took a speed reading course and obviously it did not work

**shari91** · 12-09-10, 09:18 AM

The guy is a douchebag who most likely is happy his shit was stolen so he can sue the storage company for pain and suffering. I'm hoping he accidentally put his tweezers in that stash though since the dude still hasn't sorted out his brows.

**EaglesPhan36** · 12-09-10, 09:31 AM

Yeah why would you stick this kind of stuff in an off-site storage unit. Build a f-ing shack on your estate and chuck them in there.

**jojo85** · 12-09-10, 09:53 AM

sounds like he doesn't care

**pavyracer** · 12-09-10, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by jojo85

sounds like he doesn't care

The 13 Grand Slam trophies were not stolen. They took his Slovenian Open and Kazakstan Open trophies. Big Loss!! Those may worth $10 on ebay. Guy has so many trophies won even after stealing a bunch he still has the best 13 displayed in his house.

**beefcake** · 12-09-10, 09:56 AM

Most likely some pissed off waiter or valet who pete never tipped who stole his trophies..

**Chris7mccabe** · 12-09-10, 10:08 AM

def sucks to be him thats for sure.... Still he'll end up getting them back I bet no worries petey

**crustyme** · 12-09-10, 10:28 AM

thankfully, his trophy for the worst tipper wasnt taken.

**colchonero10** · 12-09-10, 01:56 PM

meh, no one remembers anything but the majors

**mrmarket** · 12-09-10, 02:38 PM

I am unhappy this is news but i am coverd. Boys, it's a dark time for me.NHL already has me barreled in real bad. it seems u5.5 is destined to come in every night and I'm in deep. I work at a local deli and this huge french guy named Jean-Guy who works for Sethelini (my bookie) says that it's time to pay. He sees that I'm not scared of him because I spent time in turkish baths so i know how to handle myself and give him the eye that is like "dont fukk with me frenchie". but he reaches into the cole cut counter anyway and grabs a huge salami roll and starts beating me with it. I had been in this situation before at the bath so I yelled the safe word JJ and he knew to stop but he said if I don't have the money by Friday he's coming to finish the job.

So,I couldn't help myself when I heard that this brillo pad had those tennis trophies at the u storage in LA.I thought these things must be cast in gold/silver.I wasn't sure though so I visited the think tank and i assigned a 50/50 chance (either they are or aren't) to the probability of them being silver/gold and figured that it was a +ev play on my part to get them instead of taking another cole cut beating.

I got to the airport and they had to screen me for the flight to LA and this bear air port screener reached in my pocket and said sir is that a roll of dimes and I said no it's just been awhile and we laughed and he says sex is overrated and i agree because only thing that gets me going anymore is action. but I had no cash at that point while being rock hard and was being watched because i was walking around like a pup tent in the terminal so i went to get a drink.

I sit down at a table in the bar and I was really craving action at this point. This barmaid comes over and I order all these drinks and shes happy because she thinks a tip is coming but im just planning on runnin out after. i see that pinnacle has ny rangers -104 but i was broke because the flight took my last cash so i went in SBR sportsbook and had to bet the line at -120 but that's ok it doesn't matter there is no juice when you win. I was a bit mad because SBR book was so sharp but i bet the line anyway.I drink my drinks and run out real quick while the barmaid is coming back to check if everything is ok and i look back and shes crying black mascara running down her face but im aerodynamic with my pup tent pants and i get to my flight before security can catch me.

of course later on the plain NYR looses and I kick the stewardess stealth like so she doesnt know and it makes me feel a bit better. but luckily it all worked out because i got them tophies thanks to some burritos which I turned in to the police(like mexican city in LA). Now the makeup to Sethelini is paid back and I am back in action. im also gonna deposit some at BetPhoenix because they are an A+ book and recommended all the time by straight up guys who are big time betters on this forum

wish me luck boys hopefuflly the police stick it to those burritos ahhaha

**milwaukee mike** · 12-09-10, 04:35 PM

this is why i keep all of my trophies under my bed

it's actually only 2 but i am proud of both of them:
biggest asshole
smallest pecker

**BatemanPatrickl** · 12-09-10, 06:30 PM

Probably some scumbag stiff stole them...

**Chris7mccabe** · 12-10-10, 04:08 PM

After realizing that he still has all his Open trophies and that mostly all the ones that were stolen were stupid ones I no longer feel bad and I hope that he never gets them back