Is anyone here a Mason?

**jgray** · 12-05-10, 04:40 PM

I'm sure you will get honest and complete responses to your questions from members of the secret society. Good luck with that.

**Masu485** · 12-05-10, 04:56 PM

i just wanted to know if it was legit. there's a lodge in my area and was thinking of joining, but am weary that it may just be a bunch of men playing pool together and charging you thousands of dollars per month.

anyone know what the fees may be?

**Masu485** · 12-05-10, 05:11 PM

i knew this thread would stay silent. that just makes me want to join even more

**P.F.Kasooff** · 12-05-10, 05:23 PM

**Deuce** · 12-05-10, 05:25 PM

I am

Sorry confidential.

**Waterstpub87** · 12-05-10, 07:52 PM

I am. They won't charge you thousands a month. Its relatively cheap. Its male only. The rest I can't say.

**36mafia** · 12-05-10, 07:54 PM

elephant walk

**GELATINOUS CUBE** · 12-05-10, 07:56 PM

Wille-bee.

A-bunch-of-gangstalkers.
They-do-stuff-for-the-cops,that-the-cops-can't-do-out-in-the-open.

**Cougar Bait** · 12-05-10, 08:09 PM

Talk to Beantown Jim. There's a thread here somewhere about it, pretty funny stuff.

**GELATINOUS CUBE** · 12-05-10, 08:23 PM

NO...
I-DUNNO-FOR-SURE-ABOUT-WILLIE-BEE(JUST-A-HUNCH-FROM-SOMETHING-HE-SAID)...

YEAH-YOUTUBE+GOOGLE-GANGSTALKING.

REAL-'FUNNY-STUFF'

**Snowball** · 12-05-10, 08:30 PM

what's your ethnic origin, Masu ?

**THE PROFIT** · 12-05-10, 08:32 PM

Originally posted by Masu485

Can someone tell me what goes on at meetings?

Is it worth it to join? What is the process? Is it worth it?

Does it really act like a secret society that can help you out in life?

Is it a good place to meet hunnies or is it Male-only?

dont be a dumbass. If you think you're gonna meet "hunnies" you dont even need to ask about the craft. Carry on with whatever it is you do

**trixtrix** · 12-05-10, 08:49 PM

mason.. mike.. joe.. if the money is right, i'll be whoever you want me to be

**THE PROFIT** · 12-05-10, 08:51 PM

you will meet one hunnie, a blonde virgin. But then you must sacrifice her

**Masu485** · 12-05-10, 11:15 PM

Have gathered all the information I need. Will apply next week. Will say if I got rejected. You will hear nothing if I am accepted.

**Doug** · 12-05-10, 11:42 PM

I get a mental image of Ralph and Norton.... or Fred and Barney

**TR88** · 12-06-10, 12:06 AM

report with results later

**golfrulz** · 12-06-10, 12:09 AM

bush belongs?

**onetrickpony** · 12-06-10, 12:10 AM

Originally posted by TR88

report with results later

hey call me i want to discuss ur future bro

**THE PROFIT** · 12-06-10, 12:21 AM

Originally posted by golfrulz

bush belongs?

No they kicked him out!

Oh, that was the heisman committee, never mind

**GELATINOUS CUBE** · 12-07-10, 05:20 AM

honestly...

i-wikipedia's-this-Freemasonry...

and-I-still-have-no-idea-wtf-it-is.

I-guess-it's-the-world's-oldest-fraternity,
they-support-you-believing-in-a-'higher-being'-but-it-doesn't-matter-who-it-is.
They-are-into-upholding-society-or-something-like-that....
still-sounds-like-a-bunch-of-aging-male-gangstalkers.

**zuluhead1``1** · 12-07-10, 07:54 AM

I just joined. At my first meeting, all the lights were down low. There was some sort of ritualistic chanting goin on to. Then slowly, a man dressed in a black robe entered the room. He slammed the door. Everybody walk the dinosaur.