Little Emotional In Video Today

gm2022 · 03-07-08, 07:36 AM

Hanky its either give up the gambling life and settle down, or stay on the rush got to pick, Im just lucky I have a girl that lets both happen!!!

mcgavin · 03-07-08, 07:42 AM

hankie dont quit remember quitin is for losers and your a WINNER pal !!!!

diogee · 03-07-08, 07:47 AM

You gotta get out and mingle pal...just be yourself and have a good time. Plenty of good women out there so go get em.

armyoflovers · 03-07-08, 08:07 AM

Wow bro you dont seem to feel so comfortable in your own skin, and I am sorry about that man. It is what it is. Babies sometimes are born with no arms, others born deaf or blind (or both), and others with such grotesque deformities itll make your toenails curl. Youre not that bad, JJ, you just have to stop the wallowing in self pity and step your game up, player. This world is predicated on vanity and it isnt going to change anytime soon. Find your niche and exploit it pal.....

Robyn · 03-07-08, 08:10 AM

You have two choices. Get rid of the rug or get yourself one of these combs that will reach up under that rug to take care of the itchies. That's what the black ladies do.

If it makes you feel any better, out of all the guys here, you are #1 on my list to bang.

jjgold · 03-07-08, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

You have two choices. Get rid of the rug or get yourself one of these combs that will reach up under that rug to take care of the itchies. That's what the black ladies do.

If it makes you feel any better, out of all the guys here, you are #1 on my list to bang.

Thanks Robyn, the itching is really getting to me, I have to hide so many times behind a tree to tap it like a drummer does. I cannot take it off because around here if your bald it is a sign of failure. Robyn I actually need more hair on it, you see around here the more hair you have on your head the more status and respect you get. I am unhappy about lots of things.

UncleChris · 03-07-08, 09:47 AM

JJ I am a bit concerned because you sound a bit depressed. Don't give in! Life is beautiful.

mofome · 03-07-08, 09:57 AM

here jj, feel better.

RealSlimShady · 03-07-08, 10:14 AM

Hank...time for a Friday night trip to the local Asian massage parlor!

Robyn · 03-07-08, 10:31 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Thanks Robyn, the itching is really getting to me, I have to hide so many times behind a tree to tap it like a drummer does. I cannot take it off because around here if your bald it is a sign of failure. Robyn I actually need more hair on it, you see around here the more hair you have on your head the more status and respect you get. I am unhappy about lots of things.

Well snap out of it and shave your entire head. I am sure it is becoming more and more obvious that women have a thing for bald men. But completely bald. None of that comb-over bullShit.

There's nothing more UN-sexy than a man who just won't let it go.

DaveRabbit · 03-07-08, 10:48 AM

comedy and drama, the guy's a genius!

jjgold · 03-07-08, 10:59 AM

I am now going outside now to walk and think. Also will sit on a park bench and try to find myself.

mofome · 03-07-08, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I am now going outside now to walk and think. Also will sit on a park bench and try to find myself.

go without clothes on and find yourself naked.

Panic · 03-07-08, 11:00 AM

Your trouble's may be coming to an end very soon, JJ.

Here's an article to cheer you up(also make sure to hit the "watch video" link in the article):

http://allday.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/01/29/617362.aspx

Less than 3 years it will be on the market, so the throw the itchy albatross atop your head away.

RealSlimShady · 03-07-08, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I am now going outside now to walk and think. Also will sit on a park bench and try to find myself.

Come on, pal.....you're better than that. Go lay on a massage table at an Asian massage parlor instead. Let the young woman try to find your pecker!

buztah · 03-07-08, 11:10 AM

Coach, can't make you feel better. Only you can do that, pal. Just remember that some day we are all going to be dead and in the phucking ground and by the year 3008 NOONE WILL EVEN KNOW WHO ANY OF US WERE. CARPE DIEM, PAL! SIEZE THE DAY!

Go whack off and take a hot shower to relax. Then go to a diner and get a big breakfast of french toast, sausage, bacon, 3 eggs over easy, toast with butter, orange juice and coffee. Then go throw that phucken rug in the dip. You don't need it and look way better without it, pal. Seriously. Then come home, take a nap, wake up and start your day over with a positive attitude.

compaqDikk · 03-07-08, 11:35 AM

i am willing to throw 7 dimes to a poster that can get me JJ's 10th grade yearbook photo. no 11th or 12th as it doesn't exist. this may take a lot of time scouring the newark libraries, but it can be done and worth yourwhile

~compaq

ronald · 03-07-08, 11:39 AM

Coach,

I would lose the rug and just shave your head completely. Look at Mark Messier. He was bald by the time he was 30, so he just shaves his head. He's still a stud. Lots of ladies like the bald head. Lose the rug.

armyoflovers · 03-07-08, 11:58 AM

Bitches have more issues with degenerate gamblers than they do some bald wanker.....

Louisvillekid1 · 03-07-08, 12:29 PM

JJ listen to me pal,

You are not a bad looking guy dude!

All that confidence you have in gambling and posting, you need to parlay that into your social life.

Just like gambling if you think your going to lose when you place a bet then you already lost.

It's all confidence pal,

Try Eharmony,

Don't settle dude, your the man!

Robyn · 03-07-08, 12:32 PM

As far as I have seen, JJ doesn't post at night. Who's to say he isn't married with a few kids?

If that's the case, I will be a very sad muskrat.

compaqDikk · 03-07-08, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

As far as I have seen, JJ doesn't post at night. Who's to say he isn't married with a few kids?

If that's the case, I will be a very sad muskrat.

this guy wakes up at 5.30 am with an alarm and is posting within 7 minutes. i don't understand. it's like he's in the army

i believe he could be a trans suffering with some kind of premenapual sleep disorder. strange

this cross eyed mother fukker better get his shitt together

MJFtheGenius · 03-07-08, 01:05 PM

Man I can't believe you guys fell for that. Good video JJ very entertaining.

Deuce · 03-07-08, 02:24 PM

JJ is married. He does not post at night and only takes phone calls after she goes to sleep/work. He has children as well.

Robyn · 03-07-08, 02:29 PM

I will never think of him the same.

JJ, WE ARE THROUGH!

jjgold · 03-07-08, 02:55 PM

I am single

Feeling down and lots has to do with posters here showing off their girls and bragging about their big cocks

The Seer · 03-07-08, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

As far as I have seen, JJ doesn't post at night. Who's to say he isn't married with a few kids?

If that's the case, I will be a very sad muskrat.

He's too busy sticking his wanker in the holes in the wall at the local pub at night

The Prick · 03-07-08, 03:40 PM

JJ lose the rug, get some sun, start Jenny Craig. you got that big Mepham HS Class of '78 reunion this summer and you wanna impress

Deuce · 03-07-08, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by The Prick

JJ lose the rug, get some sun, start Jenny Craig. you got that big Mepham HS Class of '78 reunion this summer and you wanna impress

Why would he start Jenny Craig? He is fitter than 95% of the posters here.

Louisvillekid1 · 03-07-08, 04:06 PM

seer,

Great avatar!

doncal · 03-07-08, 06:25 PM

sounds rather as if Mr. Gold needs a hug

jjgold · 03-07-08, 07:12 PM

Back home

walked all day with my phone and laptop, it felt good to get out

Robyn · 03-07-08, 07:31 PM

Let's go out dancing tomorrow night, JJ.

jjgold · 03-07-08, 07:43 PM

Robyn I do not do things like that, I had a streak a ways back where I did not leave my basement for 133 days. I was losing big then.