I hate this young generation!!!

[THE PROFIT]

I've been bangin this fukin chick that turned 18 a few months ago. Dumber than a box of rocks!

She claims she is going to the Air Force a couple months after graduation, she may have already signed the fukin paperwork, she's hell bent on it.

I told her she could use my cok as a joystick and pretend she is flying a predator drone.

I then told her she needs to stay here & fight the Al Qaeda off my cok

She got pissed & left

[TR88]

[stealthyburrito]

weird

that line has always work for me. you mustve presented that proposition all wrong, profit.

[golfrulz]

always remember that if ur with an ugly chick that beauty is only a light switch away.

[dfberger23]

It is terrible man. I am not 21 yet so I would know, I am surrounded by retards when I hang out with people my age.

[onetrickpony]

fuking geezers, surprise u know what the internet is

[Deuce]

Yes

We're fukked.

[PRC]

lol every generation says this.

[Ace_of_Spades]

She's 18 and you are?

[THE PROFIT]

She's 18 and you are?

everyone knows I'm 34!

[obamaismyuncle]

everyone knows I'm 43!

[THE PROFIT]

obama, why are you starting shit again?

[Sunde91]

Why would a braindead bitch want to join the Air Force? Profit is right here, something is wrong. 50 years ago this bitch would have had 3 fuking kids by now and would have had two purposes in life: 1)satisfy her man; 2)take care of the family.

Profit, check out her teachers and tell them to back the fuk off. Has to be some nose-ringed femo dyke telling her this or some snake recruiter.

[Extra Innings]

Dress up as one of these and make it interesting.

[obamaismyuncle]

obama, why are you starting shit again?

again? Can't take a joke? ok sorry guy, yea you're 34

[THE PROFIT]

again? Can't take a joke? ok sorry guy, yea you're 34

sorry, man. Just a little edgy I guess

[THE PROFIT]

Why would a braindead bitch want to join the Air Force? Profit is right here, something is wrong. 50 years ago this bitch would have had 3 fuking kids by now and would have had two purposes in life: 1)satisfy her man; 2)take care of the family.

Profit, check out her teachers and tell them to back the fuk off. Has to be some nose-ringed femo dyke telling her this or some snake recruiter.

Sunde, I have nothing against anyone who wants to serve their country, I come from a big military family & I feel it is a fine profession.

But I have known this girl all my life, since she was a little kid. She is not military material

[JMobile]

everyone knows I'm 34!

Where or how did you meet her???

I try and hang out and meet girls my age or couple years younger (I'm 22).
I've only been able to score with older women (30+).

[THE PROFIT]

Where or how did you meet her???

I try and hang out and meet girls my age or couple years younger (I'm 22).
I've only been able to score with older women (30+).

I've known her all her life

[wtf]

was in the air force

the women are treated very well, let her go, it will do her wonders

better move onto another teenager

[DrStale]

Air Force is where to be if you can get in. Highest class of the military. If she's smart she won't see real action.

Also, kudos on bangin an 18 year old.

[PittsburghPlayer]

Profit, I think when someone that age is a dumb fukk that 9 times out of 10, at least, the generation that is responsible is mine. I am over 40 and most of my peers are shitty parents. This is reason 1021 that I chose to not have children, and all you motherfukkers should be thanking me for that!

[JMobile]

I've known her all her life

No offense dude, but isn't that kind of weird?
So when you were a freshman in high school, she was getting born and you knew her since?

[jjgold]

Profit how the fuk are you naging such a young broad?

Give us fukkin tips

Post a fukkin picture of her you fukkin tud

[hawk 5]

Profit how the fuk are you naging such a young broad?

Give us fukkin tips

Post a fukkin picture of her you fukkin tud

Hope profits not from Tenn. This is weirding me out.

[coloradobuff]

in my day..

[SCRAGGS]

Only ugly fat assed women join the airforce, with out a pic this
thread should die. Have to see what you working with in order
to continue.

[JMobile]

Yup, I'm going with everyone else too.

Pic, or this thread fails.

And no googling for pics too. That doesn't count. Show her biting on your ear and shit.

[koby25]

I love it that is pretty funny

[Flying Dutchman]

Sounds like she did the right thing.

...spotted you for a dork, and she'll find some pilot and make some fly-babies.

[Jimmy0607]

Post a damn pic profit

[Chugs]

Sounds like your generations the one with the problem.

[sundin4prez]

I've known her all her life

even weirder

[GettingScrilla]

Dont hate on young chicks caz ur old...sucker

[THE PROFIT]

ive posted a pic or two of this chic before. Do your homework, guys