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  • mofome
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-19-07
    • 13003

    #1
    Percentage of the day you actually think about women?
    98.6% for me. The rest is sleeping time.
  • swede96
    SBR MVP
    • 12-05-07
    • 3875

    #2
    No wet dreams?
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    • mofome
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 12-19-07
      • 13003

      #3
      Originally posted by swede96
      No wet dreams?

      never had one. i cant even get lucky in my dreams.

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      • swede96
        SBR MVP
        • 12-05-07
        • 3875

        #4
        Zip it. I've seen pictures...you could get more ass than a toilet seat if you put your mind to it...and ditched the girlie headband.

        *yes, that dig was made with the express purpose of getting spankings*

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        • RageWizard
          SBR MVP
          • 09-01-06
          • 3008

          #5
          It is a constant thought in my mind. It's like a gift and a curse.
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          • Robyn
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 02-05-08
            • 9681

            #6
            Question. If men are very happy in their relationship, what is the nature of their "thinking" about women?

            That question isn't directed toward anyone here, just curious.
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            • mofome
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 12-19-07
              • 13003

              #7
              Originally posted by Robyn
              Question. If men are very happy in their relationship, what is the nature of their "thinking" about women?

              That question isn't directed toward anyone here, just curious.


              If you have a lady you can be more settled. without one its all about when you'll find the next and then the next after that. once you've got a keeper, you can focus on other things and she can take up 74.9% of your mind and then 9% of your time goes towards trying to think of ways to get porn into the relationship, and the rest is trying not to get too down when you find out your lady has been with 46 people before you and instead of making love you feel like you're humping apple sauce.

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              • swede96
                SBR MVP
                • 12-05-07
                • 3875

                #8
                Mo, that was brilliant...I'm in TEARS over here!!
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                • RageWizard
                  SBR MVP
                  • 09-01-06
                  • 3008

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Robyn
                  Question. If men are very happy in their relationship, what is the nature of their "thinking" about women?

                  That question isn't directed toward anyone here, just curious.
                  I am very happy so I guess I'll answer. I don't know Robyn that question is too deep for my male brain to comprehend. I guess the main reasons that you would expect. My typical thoughts go something like this. Sex, food, companionship, and sex again, then maybe a sandwich, back to sex, then I hope she doesn't find out I downloaded freaky animal lovers porn with dogs, then maybe a nagging complaint followed by some more sex in ways I know isn't going to happen, and on and on and on.
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                  • BurtRapp
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-10-08
                    • 2410

                    #10
                    I never think about broads. I think about MONEY all day. Let bitches come to you. The only time I think about them is when one's going down on me. Money over Bitches...MOB
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                    • Sportsgirl
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-10-06
                      • 4493

                      #11
                      Originally posted by mofome
                      98.6% for me. The rest is sleeping time.
                      It's nice to be thought of
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                      • aszzzbrokerman
                        SBR High Roller
                        • 12-08-07
                        • 183

                        #12
                        aszzzman's daily routine

                        wake up with wood

                        smell own breath lose wood

                        wonder if i rehid all the porn i watched last night

                        shower with girlfriend wood regained

                        go to work as bartender lose and gain wood sporatically throughout the day

                        jump on sbr board and read 100 posts by mofome no wood

                        fall back asleep dream of random women

                        wake up with wood

                        repeat

                        I would say that puts me at a solid 97 percent
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                        • mofome
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 12-19-07
                          • 13003

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                          It's nice to be thought of

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                          • mofome
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 12-19-07
                            • 13003

                            #14
                            Originally posted by aszzzbrokerman
                            aszzzman's daily routine

                            wake up with wood

                            smell own breath lose wood

                            wonder if i rehid all the porn i watched last night

                            shower with girlfriend wood regained

                            go to work as bartender lose and gain wood sporatically throughout the day

                            jump on sbr board and read 100 posts by mofome no wood

                            fall back asleep dream of random women

                            wake up with wood

                            repeat

                            I would say that puts me at a solid 97 percent




                            thats the funniest thing ive read in a while.

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                            • raiders72002
                              SBR MVP
                              • 03-06-07
                              • 3368

                              #15
                              Genetic, hormonal - Sex always on the mind. You just don't act or try to act upon it if you are in a good relationship.
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                              • Robyn
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 02-05-08
                                • 9681

                                #16
                                I love it when my husband tells me that he finds other women attractive and wouldn't mind sticking it to them. I am completely confident in who I am to allow him to talk about things like that with me. BUT...if it is a woman he works with or the girlfriend/wife of one of his friends, I might have a problem with that. The sad part is that in allowing this conversation, you often discover that your husband is attracted to someone who might be the complete opposite of yourself. And that isn't always easy to swallow.

                                This led to one of the strangest discoveries of my adult life. Call me simple minded, call me naive, but I had no idea that men were this way. My husband loves him some black girls. And Spanish girls. LOVES THEM. I was simply baffled that he would even be interested in anyone unlike myself. When he told me that he wouldn't mind banging Kate Winslet, I thought "Hmm...well, she kind of looks like me". But when he told me that he wanted to bang, say, Aisha Tyler, I was weirded out. His explanation to me was that knowing his grandparents would not approve, made it all the more exciting.

                                Judging from the many, many porn sites that cater directly to specific types of women, I guess that men are pretty much like this across the board. Right?
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                                • mofome
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 12-19-07
                                  • 13003

                                  #17
                                  99% of men like women that look good and thats it. white, black, green, purple, or whatever. nice dimensions and a decent face without any deformities and we'll give that woman 4 minutes she wont soon forget.

                                  1% of men are so racist that they can even pass on ass.

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                                  • zerocage
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 08-29-06
                                    • 769

                                    #18
                                    When does it stop? It doesn't......
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                                    • raiders72002
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 03-06-07
                                      • 3368

                                      #19
                                      Robyn- My choice is Hispanic women, just love the curves. Still attracted to all races but to different degrees

                                      Your husband is thinking of banging all attractive women at work or anywhere else that he is whether he tells you or not.
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                                      • Sportsgirl
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-10-06
                                        • 4493

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by mofome
                                        99% of men like women that look good and thats it. white, black, green, purple, or whatever. nice dimensions and a decent face without any deformities and we'll give that woman 4 minutes she wont soon forget.

                                        1% of men are so racist that they can even pass on ass.

                                        I thought men liked women that knew about sports
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                                        • mofome
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 12-19-07
                                          • 13003

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                                          I thought men liked women that knew about sports

                                          thats a bonus, we'll take a woman that cant spell her own name if she looks good enough. you'd fit that bill, you just happen to know sports too.

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                                          • RageWizard
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 09-01-06
                                            • 3008

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                                            I thought men liked women that knew about sports
                                            No they are afraid of women who know about sports. How are we going to B.S. are way thru it if you know it too.
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                                            • raiders72002
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 03-06-07
                                              • 3368

                                              #23
                                              Sofia Vergara is a goddess.



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                                              • Sportsgirl
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 09-10-06
                                                • 4493

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by mofome
                                                thats a bonus, we'll take a woman that cant spell her own name if she looks good enough. you'd fit that bill, you just happen to know sports too.


                                                Nance
                                                Nancy
                                                Nancie
                                                Nancey

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                                                • Sportsgirl
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 09-10-06
                                                  • 4493

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by RageWizard
                                                  No they are afraid of women who know about sports. How are we going to B.S. are way thru it if you know it too.
                                                  Rage, I'm somewhat of a bullshitter myself, but occasionally I do like to listen to a professional.
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                                                  • mofome
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 12-19-07
                                                    • 13003

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Sportsgirl

                                                    Nance
                                                    Nancy
                                                    Nancie
                                                    Nancey


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                                                    • aszzzbrokerman
                                                      SBR High Roller
                                                      • 12-08-07
                                                      • 183

                                                      #27
                                                      Anyone can claim to be as racist as they want to claim but in the end good pussy is good pussy. Who was that southern senator that had a mixed daughter he kept secret for so long?

                                                      We get hypnotized by the pink.
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                                                      • BrentCrude
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 11-16-05
                                                        • 4665

                                                        #28
                                                        It's been so cold in northern Minnesota this winter that the only time I think about women is when I feed the stray cat that shows up at my door twice a day 9 Lives Tuna in the can.At least it's pussy and it smells like fish.hehe!
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                                                        • capitalist pig
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 01-25-07
                                                          • 4998

                                                          #29
                                                          It gets less everytime I see Hillary Clinton on tv.

                                                          later
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                                                          • swede96
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 12-05-07
                                                            • 3875

                                                            #30
                                                            Northern MN? OUCH! That is cold! I have family out there. I only visit in the summers. Beautiful country, though. I've lived in RI my whole life, but sometimes I feel more at home there. I think I was just born a country girl.
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                                                            • BadNina
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 11-27-07
                                                              • 10491

                                                              #31
                                                              I find that I don't think about women that much during the day.
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                                                              • mofome
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 12-19-07
                                                                • 13003

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by BrentCrude
                                                                It's been so cold in northern Minnesota this winter that the only time I think about women is when I feed the stray cat that shows up at my door twice a day 9 Lives Tuna in the can.At least it's pussy and it smells like fish.hehe!


                                                                a couple of the most lovely girls i know are in minn
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                                                                • mofome
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 12-19-07
                                                                  • 13003

                                                                  #33



                                                                  sbr member in minn
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                                                                  • jjgold
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                                    • 388179

                                                                    #34
                                                                    maybe 2x a day
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                                                                    • BigLee55
                                                                      SBR Hustler
                                                                      • 03-03-08
                                                                      • 93

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I would have to go with 95% of the day, the other 5% is food, drink, sleep.
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