I was at Cracks and Rims Bar& Grill with a few buds , I had Shrimp Scampi and a salad with a bottle of rum. Lots of tv's above to watch games and we had a good time although something happened.
When we drink we always fuk around when talking, basically guy talk, ect. I was bragging that 3 women want to fuk me bad (swede, nina and robyn) and now had a crowd, guys ribbing me that I was hung, ect. So I told everyone I was 2.5' and thin and the boys erupted thinking it was a joke...anyway a guy 14 stools down was eyeballing me, he was 6-2, 198 pounds wearing a jumpsuite with no shirt on or socks or shoes. I thought maybe I knew him from an ex card game game or something, anyway he buys me a drink and I accept, he then buys me another one and waves me over so I say what the fuk.
I go over there and he asks my name and i say I am hank Webber of Webber Sports, his name was Justin ********. We bull shitted about what we did and shit, I was wearing tight sweats and a bandana on my fukkin head (yeh I know I looked fukkin hot).....Well the guy was pretty agressive and told me he was a top and i really did not know what that meant at first. I first thought he said he was on top gambling.....anyway he asked me if I was a bottom and now started to catch on but played along. I said I was a bottom and he goes to me " Webber I want to fuk you tonight at my place in Belmar" was telling me I was hot, ect. I just starred at him a little and asked him if he was hung and he told me he was 9 inches, well then I said lets go in bathroom and he can fuk me on the sink
Ok.................we go in there and I pull my sweats down and then when he was putting some type of sticky jelly on his cock and ready to ready to fuk me I turn around while reaching down to get my 44 caliber and out it at his head and told him if I ever see him again he is done.
I played along and just wanted to send him a message that you do not hit on straight guys.
When we drink we always fuk around when talking, basically guy talk, ect. I was bragging that 3 women want to fuk me bad (swede, nina and robyn) and now had a crowd, guys ribbing me that I was hung, ect. So I told everyone I was 2.5' and thin and the boys erupted thinking it was a joke...anyway a guy 14 stools down was eyeballing me, he was 6-2, 198 pounds wearing a jumpsuite with no shirt on or socks or shoes. I thought maybe I knew him from an ex card game game or something, anyway he buys me a drink and I accept, he then buys me another one and waves me over so I say what the fuk.
I go over there and he asks my name and i say I am hank Webber of Webber Sports, his name was Justin ********. We bull shitted about what we did and shit, I was wearing tight sweats and a bandana on my fukkin head (yeh I know I looked fukkin hot).....Well the guy was pretty agressive and told me he was a top and i really did not know what that meant at first. I first thought he said he was on top gambling.....anyway he asked me if I was a bottom and now started to catch on but played along. I said I was a bottom and he goes to me " Webber I want to fuk you tonight at my place in Belmar" was telling me I was hot, ect. I just starred at him a little and asked him if he was hung and he told me he was 9 inches, well then I said lets go in bathroom and he can fuk me on the sink
Ok.................we go in there and I pull my sweats down and then when he was putting some type of sticky jelly on his cock and ready to ready to fuk me I turn around while reaching down to get my 44 caliber and out it at his head and told him if I ever see him again he is done.
I played along and just wanted to send him a message that you do not hit on straight guys.
That is some funny shit...