LK1- You girlfriended way over your head

Sportsgirl · 03-07-08, 11:05 AM

Nice pic, Rob. You are very photogenic. I always take terrible pictures

Robyn · 03-07-08, 11:06 AM

The pictures you DON'T see are those where one my eyes likes to look in the other direction.

mofome · 03-07-08, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

The pictures you DON'T see are those where one my eyes likes to look in the other direction.

you have eyes?

The Seer · 03-07-08, 11:10 AM

Originally posted by mofome

you have eyes?

never got above the chest?

Robyn · 03-07-08, 11:13 AM

I really have small B's, but I am trying with all my might to push them up in my avatar.

Sportsgirl · 03-07-08, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

I really have small B's, but I am trying with all my might to push them up in my avatar.

A, yeah, right.

Oh and since there's boobie talk going on, I know Rage will be in here ...
sorry it took me so long to e-mail you back - my work account currently has 1,170 e-mails and climbing. But I found you and responded

mofome · 03-07-08, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

A, yeah, right.

Oh and since there's boobie talk going on, I know Rage will be in here ...
sorry it took me so long to e-mail you back - my work account currently has 1,170 e-mails and climbing. But I found you and responded

only 1170?

nobody loves ya but mo

mofome · 03-07-08, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by The Seer

never got above the chest?

Im not at liberty to say.

RageWizard · 03-07-08, 11:31 AM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

A, yeah, right.

Oh and since there's boobie talk going on, I know Rage will be in here ...
sorry it took me so long to e-mail you back - my work account currently has 1,170 e-mails and climbing. But I found you and responded

I'm sorry Rage is currently solving German engineering problems that should have been in Germany, but they have to consult the expert.

RageWizard · 03-07-08, 11:35 AM

Originally posted by RageWizard

I'm sorry Rage is currently solving German engineering problems that should have been in Germany, but they have to consult the expert.

I don't even think my last posting was coherent. Please forward all boobie pictures to my e-mail and I will review later, or maybe in 15 minutes when I go to lunch.

Robyn · 03-07-08, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by RageWizard

I'm sorry Rage is currently solving German engineering problems that should have been in Germany, but they have to consult the expert.

The Germans are too busy creating new perversions.

Sportsgirl · 03-07-08, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by mofome

only 1170?

nobody loves ya but mo

But The Mo has never e-mailed me at work

My favorite of the 1,170:

"I would rather eat dirt laced with big, fat, wiggly maggots than ever read your column again."

Apparently she didn't agree on my assessment of her favorite Idol contestant. These people are rabid, I think.

Robyn · 03-07-08, 11:42 AM

I love that they feel the need to email you their opinion.

RageWizard · 03-07-08, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

A, yeah, right.

Oh and since there's boobie talk going on, I know Rage will be in here ...
sorry it took me so long to e-mail you back - my work account currently has 1,170 e-mails and climbing. But I found you and responded

This is scary. I didn't even make it to obvious.

RageWizard · 03-07-08, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

I love that they feel the need to email you their opinion.

Don't they call that feed back.
Do you ever e-mail them back and tell them about how you could care less about their comments?

Sportsgirl · 03-07-08, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

I love that they feel the need to email you their opinion.

Believe me, it's worse when they call. I have to put my e-mail and work phone at the end of every column I write, and believe me, these people use them.

Sportsgirl · 03-07-08, 11:48 AM

Originally posted by RageWizard

Don't they call that feed back.
Do you ever e-mail them back and tell them about how you could care less about their comments?

Standard response:

Hi (insert jackasses name)!
Thanks for writing! I love getting e-mails and reading what people think about this singing competition. One of the best things about this show is the diverse opinions it produces!
I hope you enjoy the rest of the season and thank you again for reading my column and taking the time to write to me.

RageWizard · 03-07-08, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

Standard response:

Hi (insert jackasses name)!
Thanks for writing! I love getting e-mails and reading what people think about this singing competition. One of the best things about this show is the diverse opinions it produces!
I hope you enjoy the rest of the season and thank you again for reading my column and taking the time to write to me.

When you call is it the same or can they choose a greeting? Press 1 for a pleasant thank you. Press 2 for a apathetic response. Press 3 for a rant even your wife could not top assfez.

Sportsgirl · 03-07-08, 12:02 PM

Originally posted by RageWizard

When you call is it the same or can they choose a greeting? Press 1 for a pleasant thank you. Press 2 for a apathetic response. Press 3 for a rant even your wife could not top assfez.

If only I could do No. 3 and not get canned!

Usually the phone calls come with the NFL column and those guys are generally nice and just want to talk about games and what I think - one guy calls me every Monday during the season without fail.

the Idol people are usually mad and mean and don't have the guts to call so they e-mail.

I did get this e-mail after the super bowl column I wrote - it was sent to me and my sports editor ... whose response to this guy follows and was the classic smackdown!

Sports Editor,
Now that the NFL season has ended how will the Editors utilize the valuable column inches that have been taken up all season by Nancy Allen trying to predict games straight up? Perhaps she could publish her favorite recipes to enjoy during next seasons games?
I would imagine Nancy is a very nice person, but with the very small size of the Sports Section I can't believe the Editors need "filler".
A suggestion, which I believe would be shared by most readers, is to have her make her weekly picks "against the official point spread". Then readers could compare her results with all the big boys and make for some interesting reading. Please print these comments. Thanks.
Jack A. Calloway

***note: consider them printed

***

Editor's response:

Jack:
Thanks for the suggestion. She certainly didn't need the point spread in accurately picking the Giants straight up to win the Super Bowl. We don't know if any of those "big boys" would have picked the Giants if they didn't have the spread to hide behind.
Thanks,
Bob

Robyn · 03-07-08, 12:34 PM

Oohhhhhh Bob got that fvcker good!

swede96 · 03-07-08, 12:35 PM

Funny how no one seems to care when I actually DO post a fake picture.

Robyn · 03-07-08, 12:35 PM

I agree with that guy a bit though, SG. You should prolly learn a bit about the point spreads for games. It certainly never hurts, considering money makes the sports world go round.

swede96 · 03-07-08, 12:36 PM

Oh, and Robyn...your husband is a hottie. He would be a difinite UPGRADE!

Robyn · 03-07-08, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by swede96

Oh, and Robyn...your husband is a hottie. He would be a difinite UPGRADE!

I agree. And as you can see, he's just as weird as me.

Sportsgirl · 03-07-08, 12:40 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

I agree with that guy a bit though, SG. You should prolly learn a bit about the point spreads for games. It certainly never hurts, considering money makes the sports world go round.

It's not really about me learning about it, it's up to Big Bob to let me. I asked him about it for next season and he's thinking on it.

swede96 · 03-07-08, 12:42 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

I agree. And as you can see, he's just as weird as me.

I am SO wishing I had the pic of my dude in my pink, sparkly sexy santa hat...it is brilliant.

Robyn · 03-07-08, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

It's not really about me learning about it, it's up to Big Bob to let me. I asked him about it for next season and he's thinking on it.

I know that you guys are a smaller paper, but it would really make a big difference. Tell him that Bill Simmons from ESPN is constantly talking about the spreads.

Robyn · 03-07-08, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by swede96

I am SO wishing I had the pic of my dude in my pink, sparkly sexy santa hat...it is brilliant.

Is it on your myspace page? If so, I'll go get it for you.

Sportsgirl · 03-07-08, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

I know that you guys are a smaller paper, but it would really make a big difference. Tell him that Bill Simmons from ESPN is constantly talking about the spreads.

Yeah, but a lot the guys don't pick against the spread. I don't know - I even offered to do both. Dave Goldberg at the AP does both - not very well, but he does both.

swede96 · 03-07-08, 12:46 PM

No, I didn't post it there. I have it at home. I'll see what I have here.

RageWizard · 03-07-08, 12:47 PM

Originally posted by swede96

Funny how no one seems to care when I actually DO post a fake picture.

Now your baiting us. We don't want to beat this horse again. You in an angel out fit yeah right. That's obviously faked.

Sportsgirl · 03-07-08, 12:48 PM

Originally posted by swede96

Funny how no one seems to care when I actually DO post a fake picture.

Hey! I have an Angel pic ....

RageWizard · 03-07-08, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

Yeah, but a lot the guys don't pick against the spread. I don't know - I even offered to do both. Dave Goldberg at the AP does both - not very well, but he does both.

Picking against the spread is what its all about, unless your picking the underdog i.e. the Super Bowl.

swede96 · 03-07-08, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by RageWizard

Now your baiting us. We don't want to beat this horse again. You in an angel out fit yeah right. That's obviously faked.

Okay, okay...I'll take it off and put on my silly face.

Thor4140 · 03-08-08, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by swede96

Oh, I manage to get some on the bottom when I'm going out for extra "pop"...but my roommate, for example, puts on a THICK line around her eyes as every day make up. She has gorgeous, blue eyes...which the liner helps birighten, but her eye's look tiny. She could go a little easier on the liner to make her eyes look bigger AND brighter. Ya know?

I'm sure you don't line your eyes like she does...it's WAY thicker than the pic here were talking about.

Swede help me out here. Been wondering about this forever but never asked anyone. What is the reason for the eyeliner? To make it look like your eyes are popping out? I always thought it had something to do with making a person look younger but to me i think it makes them look older.
I think it looks ridiculous on blondes.