If you got this letter from Tom Brady, how would you respond?

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  • stevek173
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-29-08
    • 27598

    #1
    If you got this letter from Tom Brady, how would you respond?
    Dear (your name),

    This is going to seem out of left field but it really isn't. I have had my eye on you for awhile. I want to hang out as friends and see where it goes. I will shower you and your family with money. I will have you your friends and family flown to all of my games or other team's games if you choose on my private jet free of charge you just bring that handsome smile. Technically I am still with Jazelle so shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. When the season is over I want you to travel the world with me. You friends will be flown in here and there as I do like to get social but you cannot forget that we need alone time. I spoke to SBR John and we have 10 million SBR Points ready to go in your account should you accept. This could be so great - I know I am having this great season just thinking about how we could be.

    Talk to you soon cupcake. Go take a look in your driveway.

    -Tom

    Then you step outside and there is a brand new Farrari with a big pink ribbon on it.

    What would you do?
  • trixtrix
    Restricted User
    • 04-13-06
    • 1897

    #2
    kick out my gf
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    • ngates815
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 12-01-09
      • 13845

      #3
      Call him a f-a-g for getting me a ferrari first off.


      Then I'd let him chuck it in my dumper.
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      • obamaismyuncle
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 12-31-08
        • 17801

        #4
        call him a f\*g
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        • stevek173
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 03-29-08
          • 27598

          #5
          I don't know that I would want to step on Tom's toes here boys. Do you know how many people he knows? If you pissed him off I bet he could have you offed anytime he wanted.
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          • ngates815
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 12-01-09
            • 13845

            #6
            Originally posted by stevek173
            I don't know that I would want to step on Tom's toes here boys. Do you know how many people he knows? If you pissed him off I bet he could have you offed anytime he wanted.

            How would the f\*g have us offed?

            Lock us in a room with only a knife and play justin bieber (brady's idol) music until we decide to kill ourselves? That's not really having us "offed"
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            • stevek173
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 03-29-08
              • 27598

              #7
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