How much older have you ever gone?

[Sportsgirl]

I was going to say something, but i'm not ... but I am sitting at my desk laughing just about as hard as the time you said ceeman.

[mofome]

I was going to say something, but i'm not ... but I am sitting at my desk laughing just about as hard as the time you said ceeman.

you're up to no good today.

[Sportsgirl]

you're up to no good today.

[mofome]

[rugbybdyb]

thats a large gap, im sure there is a good story to it.

Rugby tourney/mardi Gras during college..long story but it was cool.

[pico]

being with a older chick is not that bad...i wouldn't do it for long term or show up with them in public, but they know how to work it. i remember this one freaky old chick where i was ****ing her throat and fisting her at the same time, and when she had orgasm, her throat spasmed like crazy. that was pretty fun.


i hope i didn't gross everyone out

[rake922]

It was after my boss' going away party and a few too many blow job shooters. Anyway, it was a very baaaaad experience. Perhaps that is why subsequent encounters have always been with younger guys?

anyway, I was 22 and he was 46

That sounds like rape. Did you press charges

[swede96]

being with a older chick is not that bad...i wouldn't do it for long term or show up with them in public, but they know how to work it. i remember this one freaky old chick where i was ****ing her throat and fisting her at the same time, and when she had orgasm, her throat spasmed like crazy. that was pretty fun.


i hope i didn't gross everyone out

Liar.

[aszzzbrokerman]

this thread is ****ing hilarious

[Robyn]

being with a older chick is not that bad...i wouldn't do it for long term or show up with them in public, but they know how to work it. i remember this one freaky old chick where i was ****ing her throat and fisting her at the same time, and when she had orgasm, her throat spasmed like crazy. that was pretty fun.


i hope i didn't gross everyone out

Are you sure she wasn't just choking to death?

[Sportsgirl]

Are you sure she wasn't just choking to death?

Water out my nose

[swede96]

Question: How is it ever fun and/or hot when you can fit your whole fist in a girl?

[cobra_king]

I'm pretty open to doing just about anything with a girl, but i'm with swede here, i don't see how fisting and hot go in the same sentence!

[RageWizard]

Question: How is it ever fun and/or hot when you can fit your whole fist in a girl?

Alright the last couple of postings are going to put me in the hospital from too much laughter.

[swede96]

Sorry RW, we'll go easy on you.

[Robyn]

Question: How is it ever fun and/or hot when you can fit your whole fist in a girl?

What really gets me are the ladies who can ingest an entire football in her thingie and shoot it across the room.

And what really REALLY gets to me is that there are guys who like that.

[RageWizard]

What really gets me are the ladies who can ingest an entire football in her thingie and shoot it across the room.

And what really REALLY gets to me is that there are guys who like that.

There is really only 1 use for that um "talent", and that is to smuggle drugs, weapons, rifle barrels, etc... into prison.

[swede96]

What really gets me are the ladies who can ingest an entire football in her thingie and shoot it across the room.

And what really REALLY gets to me is that there are guys who like that.

....and then want a tight vajayjay to stick their dinger in.

[RageWizard]

The ambulance is finally here just in time cause the day is coming to a close thankfully. Thanks to you gals and guys, I didn't do shit today. Tomorrow will have to be a make up day.

[pico]

Are you sure she wasn't just choking to death?

that is one thing i'll never know

[pico]

Question: How is it ever fun and/or hot when you can fit your whole fist in a girl?

not hot at all, i started off with 3 fingers, and got curious...what you know, i got the whole thing in there

[Shark79]

18 - she was 37 ... best sex ever

[Shark79]

I think this must be the best thread for the month!!! too funny!!!

[HAPPY BOY]

women looks her best around 25 she fvcks her best around 40

[BrentCrude]

Go on any internet singles sites these days and all the women want to meet either black guys if they are white or guys starting out 20 years younger and they want them to have money,a good job and all be sensitive gentlemen.Isn't that an oxymoron????????

[Deuce]

I was 21 she was 30. I was so proud of myself, she is an elementary school teacher. She was a good fukk.

Youngest was 17 I was 20.

First was 19 I was 16.

[BrentCrude]

Whenever I visit my dad and his girlfriend is over,I can't think of women or sex for at least a few days.She looks like that sex doctor Sue Johanson that you see on cable at 1 am.Just a repulsive old bag!!!!!!Women like that should be placed with male sex addicts because their ugly looks work better than depro prevara.The attitudes and old fashioned personality along with the look is the trifecta of turn offs.hehe!

[rake922]

Go on any internet singles sites these days and all the women want to meet either black guys if they are white or guys starting out 20 years younger and they want them to have money,a good job and all be sensitive gentlemen.Isn't that an oxymoron????????

Maybe they're just shooting for the stars Brent... They set some high expectations ...