So I went out with this girl tonight for drinks. I met her at the beach and got her number after about 5mins, so I didnt really know anything about her, except that she's hot. I got her number a few days ago and we went out tonight. This girl was the most boring girl of all time, so much so that I didnt even care if I banged her or not. It seemed like her hotness decreased with the boredom. I decided to entertain myself, so I started acting like JJ. I told her that I ate 54 Swedish Fish for lunch today, and I kept calling her "Danny." I was trying to put her off. I also told her that I watched the Super Bowl in a 4x6 room and that I ate only Oriole cookies during the game. I even started a conversation with an imaginary person next to me named "Charlie" and I pretended to high-five him. Believe it or not, this girl was into it!!!! She thought I was the funniest guy of all time, and she started to open up a bit. The date actually got BETTER when I started acting like JJ! She became less boring. I guess she was just shy at first. I told her I got ready for the date by dancing around my apartment while listening to the Bay City Rollers. Then I told her some long-winded story, while interrupting myself to talk to Charlie, about how my van was stolen, along with all of my Dewalt tools. Never have I had a date turn around so quickly. I'll likely see her again, and I'll bang her. Thanks JJ.
-
-
Hank Webber dot comComment -
after you bang her show videos of JJ to her and then kick her to the curb.Comment -
Make a video.Comment -
Good stuff Ronald.
Lots to be learned from Coach.Comment -
the JJ persona do click.. nice going ronald
don't forget about the raccoons, jj hates the raccoons, raccoonphobiaComment -
That's good stuff, hope you nail her.
My favorite of his lines are when he describes being caught with his pants down and ejaculating as construction workers lower themselves on a scaffolding outside his window. The other favorite is when he told us about the time a couple of black bookmakers spread poison ivy over his whole body when he was late on a payment.Comment -
Set up a camera, easy to do pal
You will be a forum hero Ronnie if you do itComment
JJ would appreciate that....she would hunt him down.