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  • chilidog
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-05-09
    • 10305

    #36
    Originally posted by D3 Mighty Ducks
    People like you don't deserve to have pets.
    It's apparent that you did not read the thread. He was putting up christmas lights on his house, and his dog ate a wild mushroom growing in the yard. I have no idea if you are familiar with dogs, but they eat freaking anything. My dog used to like eating cat shit - it was like a super treat to him or something.
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    • D3 Mighty Ducks
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 12-17-09
      • 11939

      #37
      Originally posted by chilidog
      It's apparent that you did not read the thread. He was putting up christmas lights on his house, and his dog ate a wild mushroom growing in the yard. I have no idea if you are familiar with dogs, but they eat freaking anything. My dog used to like eating cat shit - it was like a super treat to him or something.
      I was referring the guy to let his dog eat weed brownies and roaches in the ashtray. Thats horrible you mofo.
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      • chilidog
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-05-09
        • 10305

        #38
        I asked my friends this question last sunday, and we haven't come up with an answer yet, but I wonder just how much meat would a dog eat, if he had all he wanted. I mean, if you put down 5 raw chickens, all cut up, a couple pounds of hamburger meat, 5 steaks, etc, would he just eat it all? Everytime I give my dog meat, he wolfs it down like it was spaghetti - gone in a few seconds. Unless there's bones in the meat (I only give him raw meat if it has bones in it), then he'll munch on it for a little bit.
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        • Ninersnut
          SBR MVP
          • 05-20-10
          • 3730

          #39
          Originally posted by D3 Mighty Ducks
          I was referring the guy to let his dog eat weed brownies and roaches in the ashtray. Thats horrible you mofo.
          Yeah I let him eat it. What are you some kind of fukkin moron?
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          • HenryHill
            SBR MVP
            • 09-24-10
            • 1763

            #40
            Originally posted by SoV
            Reminds me of the time me and my mates were smoking weed. This horse followed us because it liked the smell, I think. So we puffed into the fucker's face. Pretty sure it had it effects since he started running around in circles and then collapsed. Ran away from there as fast as we could.
            SOV I haven't been able to stop laughing at this post! Hilarious I love it LOL!!!
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            • D3 Mighty Ducks
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 12-17-09
              • 11939

              #41
              Originally posted by Ninersnut
              Yeah I let him eat it. What are you some kind of fukkin moron?
              I know a buddy back in high school who used to hot box his washroom with his dog in it more then once a day. So the fact that your dog eating a roach whether its intentional or not they're some sick people this world.
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              • D3 Mighty Ducks
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 12-17-09
                • 11939

                #42
                Originally posted by chilidog
                I asked my friends this question last sunday, and we haven't come up with an answer yet, but I wonder just how much meat would a dog eat, if he had all he wanted. I mean, if you put down 5 raw chickens, all cut up, a couple pounds of hamburger meat, 5 steaks, etc, would he just eat it all? Everytime I give my dog meat, he wolfs it down like it was spaghetti - gone in a few seconds. Unless there's bones in the meat (I only give him raw meat if it has bones in it), then he'll munch on it for a little bit.
                My guess is they would eat whatever mean is infront of them no matter how sick they are. Remember dogs are from the wolf family and they have that survival instincts so they'd probably eat as much as they could then get really sick. Who knows just don' try it,
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                • dfberger23
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 11-08-10
                  • 5069

                  #43
                  Originally posted by D3 Mighty Ducks
                  I know a buddy back in high school who used to hot box his washroom with his dog in it more then once a day. So the fact that your dog eating a roach whether its intentional or not they're some sick people this world.
                  Yea, getting your dog high is such a big crime, get over yourself.
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                  • D3 Mighty Ducks
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 12-17-09
                    • 11939

                    #44
                    Originally posted by dfberger23
                    Yea, getting your dog high is such a big crime, get over yourself.
                    Heres a prime example on a sick person in the world You don't have a friend to get stoned with so you get high with your dog? Someone is a lonely mofo.
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                    • chilidog
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 04-05-09
                      • 10305

                      #45
                      Originally posted by D3 Mighty Ducks
                      Heres a prime example on a sick person in the world You don't have a friend to get stoned with so you get high with your dog? Someone is a lonely mofo.
                      Fun fact: We first discovered the pleasures of getting intoxicated from observing animals doing so. Fermented fruits, coffee beans, leaves from the coca plant, etc. It has been proven that animals will seek out intoxication. We are not the only ones that enjoy it.
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                      • D3 Mighty Ducks
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 12-17-09
                        • 11939

                        #46
                        Originally posted by chilidog
                        Fun fact: We first discovered the pleasures of getting intoxicated from observing animals doing so. Fermented fruits, coffee beans, leaves from the coca plant, etc. It has been proven that animals will seek out intoxication. We are not the only ones that enjoy it.
                        Thats fuked up. I'm not dog lover and I'm also a M.Vick fan but if you guys truly need to get high with your dog then you have a problem. I wouldn't even consider doing so but whatever floats your boat guys.
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                        • RonPaul2008
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                          • 06-08-07
                          • 6741

                          #47
                          Originally posted by Ninersnut
                          My dog ate some weed brownies before. They are fukkin dogs they eat everything. Especially when they are young. He also used to eat the roaches out of the ashtray. Nasty ass dog. But those college days are over he's in a much more stable home now
                          Weed couldn't kill a fuckin' fly, but Poisonous mushrooms could.
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                          • nli07
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 07-03-06
                            • 604

                            #48
                            Fakeeeeeeee
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                            • chilidog
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 04-05-09
                              • 10305

                              #49
                              Originally posted by D3 Mighty Ducks

                              Thats fuked up. I'm not dog lover and I'm also a M.Vick fan but if you guys truly need to get high with your dog then you have a problem. I wouldn't even consider doing so but whatever floats your boat guys.
                              I don't get high with my dog. I was just saying that animals will seek out intoxication just as much as we do. We learned it from them, not the other way around.
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                              • D3 Mighty Ducks
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 12-17-09
                                • 11939

                                #50
                                Originally posted by chilidog
                                I don't get high with my dog. I was just saying that animals will seek out intoxication just as much as we do. We learned it from them, not the other way around.
                                I know. A lot of crap me know about ourselves we've learned from testing out on animals. They're a very important species on this planet.

                                WTF am I talking about? I came here to make money.
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                                • chilidog
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 04-05-09
                                  • 10305

                                  #51
                                  We didn't learn how to get high from testing it out on animals first. We first observed monkeys and birds eating fruits/berries, and they would begin to act funny, ie falling down, etc. They were eating rotten fruit that had fallen onto the ground. The sugars in the fruit would ferment, creating natural alcohol. Humans observed this process, and that is how we first learned about alcohol in the first place. And it was either sheep or llamas showed us coffee. I forget which species of animal showed us cocaine.

                                  But we learned it from them, not the other way around. So, while I don't do it myself, to say that it would be idiotic to get an animal high is rather idiotic itself, since they will do it with or without us, and were doing so long before we even knew about it.

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                                  • l7ustin
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 10-09-08
                                    • 3914

                                    #52
                                    good news, the dog is fine, and i didnt spend 100s of dollars in vet bills!!
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                                    • pavyracer
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 04-12-07
                                      • 82486

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by l7ustin
                                      whoa i shoulda specified these were not shrooms that make you high...well they mighta been...

                                      they were mushrooms growing wild in my front yard next to a tree....

                                      Mushrooms growing wild in your yard are not hallucinogenic.
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                                      • Saab
                                        SBR Hustler
                                        • 03-01-09
                                        • 80

                                        #54
                                        your dog will either be fine or it is already too late as its liver has begun dying, an irreversible process. might help if you posted a pic of the mushrooms for identification though.

                                        and to all the people saying he shouldnt have pets or whatever, what gives? his dog was in the yard and ate some wild mushrooms. you take it to the vet and all they are gonna do is pump its stomach, but if it has already puked a lot then there really isnt much they can do either. with mushroom poisoning, you are either fine or you need a liver transplant.
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                                        • Saab
                                          SBR Hustler
                                          • 03-01-09
                                          • 80

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by pavyracer
                                          Mushrooms growing wild in your yard are not hallucinogenic.
                                          pavy youve never heard of people going on collection trips? you absolutely have to know what you are looking for but many mushrooms grow all over the place, backyards, woods, etc. that contain the chemicals necessary for hallucinations.
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                                          • Brick
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 08-13-09
                                            • 652

                                            #56
                                            eyes dilated from wild mushrooms lol
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                                            • TexansFan
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 09-06-06
                                              • 3365

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by Saab
                                              pavy youve never heard of people going on collection trips? you absolutely have to know what you are looking for but many mushrooms grow all over the place, backyards, woods, etc. that contain the chemicals necessary for hallucinations.
                                              get your ass back to sp or i'm telling whale
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