Deuce You A Lawyer Yet??

**Deuce** · 11-29-10, 02:25 PM

Failed 10 times.

800 a pop.

Delivering pies now and juggling lug nuts.

**buztah** · 11-29-10, 02:25 PM

Deuce was never in law school. He was working as a valet at Somerset mall in Troy, MI (parking cars for rich lawyer second wives and mistresses) for a while until he got pinched by bookie and body guard in men's room at nearby Meijer for stiffing on a few hoops bets. Now guy turns tricks for pennies at Glory Hole off I-94 and spends all money on desperate parlay chase bets. He posts as "dell dude" at majorwager. Sad situation.

**Barry Feinstein** · 11-29-10, 02:43 PM

Did someone say lawyer?

**jjgold** · 11-29-10, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by buztah

Deuce was never in law school. He was working as a valet at Somerset mall in Troy, MI (parking cars for rich lawyer second wives and mistresses) for a while until he got pinched by bookie and body guard in men's room at nearby Meijer for stiffing on a few hoops bets. Now guy turns tricks for pennies at Glory Hole off I-94 and spends all money on desperate parlay chase bets. He posts as "dell dude" at majorwager. Sad situation.

**doublej95** · 11-29-10, 03:53 PM

maybe he can aspire to be a paralegal one day.

**stealthyburrito** · 11-29-10, 03:57 PM

Originally posted by doublej95

maybe he can aspire to be a paralegal one day.

yup, striving to be a lawyer's bitch.

**ronald** · 11-29-10, 04:24 PM

Deuce probably is a lawyer.

Probably lots of lawyers post here.

Not hard to be a lawyer in the United States.

Dime a dozen.

**jjgold** · 11-29-10, 05:04 PM

Easy way to be a lawyer= just pay tuition

Law schools begging for paying customers

**Deuce** · 11-29-10, 05:34 PM

Buzzy you're slightly off. I'll be at Shula's if you need me.

**jjgold** · 11-29-10, 07:36 PM

Deuce your not too bright, get a job at a fukkin warehouse where you fukkin belong you underachieving overweight fuk.

**Deuce** · 11-29-10, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Deuce your not too bright, get a job at a fukkin warehouse where you fukkin belong you underachieving overweight fuk.

I am warning you one last time. BACK THE FUKK OFF BEFORE YOU'RE BELLY UP.

**wtf** · 11-29-10, 07:53 PM

deuce, your amongst friends , come clean, good for the soul

**jjgold** · 11-29-10, 07:56 PM

Originally posted by wtf

deuce, your amongst friends , come clean, good for the soul

**Cougar Bait** · 11-29-10, 08:08 PM

I like JJ and Deuce

But that JJ car wash vid was one of the finest videos ever fukkin made

**wtf** · 11-29-10, 09:26 PM

good post CB

how did i miss this classic !

deuce at the car wash

**brxbmbers42** · 11-29-10, 09:28 PM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

I like JJ and Deuce

But that JJ car wash vid was one of the finest videos ever fukkin made

**wtf** · 11-30-10, 12:13 AM

200 points for you deuce

SHOW YOUR FACE

**Deuce** · 11-30-10, 02:03 AM

Originally posted by wtf

200 points for you deuce SHOW YOUR FACE

I have already. It was my avatar for a month in June. When I first signed up it was my mug as well for almost a year.

**flyingillini** · 11-30-10, 02:09 AM

Deuce, I will be calling you at 9pm your time tomorrow. We need to discuss the final deal and move forward. Thanks again for making this such an easy process!

**jjgold** · 11-30-10, 06:14 AM

I forgot about that video

**unusialsusp5** · 11-30-10, 06:38 AM

everyone knows you can buy the bar exam on line. why anyone would want to be a lawyer is beyond me. what a sad occupation. every lawyer in the country has opened up a collection floor. the only way they can make money is to buy up charged off unsecured credit card debt and sue the indigents for payments. they tried to get me and i spit in their faces.

**ngates815** · 11-30-10, 07:23 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

How many times have you failed bar tire boy??

Hi my name is Deuce and I am a 9

**jjgold** · 11-30-10, 07:26 AM

Gater i watched that video again and it was a classic

Deuce is such a hamburger, just look at his photo

**tommygun** · 11-30-10, 08:06 AM

that photo surely is not deuce

**ronald** · 11-30-10, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by unusialsusp5

everyone knows you can buy the bar exam on line. why anyone would want to be a lawyer is beyond me. what a sad occupation. every lawyer in the country has opened up a collection floor. the only way they can make money is to buy up charged off unsecured credit card debt and sue the indigents for payments. they tried to get me and i spit in their faces.

So you're saying you're a stiff?

**jjgold** · 11-30-10, 08:39 AM

Tommy I can assure you that is in fact deuce

Yeh he us nothing to brag about

**wtf** · 11-30-10, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Tommy I can assure you that is in fact deuce

Yeh he us nothing to brag about

looking good deucemister !!

**tommygun** · 11-30-10, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Tommy I can assure you that is in fact deuce Yeh he us nothing to brag about

haha and why do you have this picture of him?

**keyboarding** · 11-30-10, 11:02 AM

Deuce already admitted he was never a lawyer in a video. He was some kind of "consultant" or security at a law firm.

**jjgold** · 11-30-10, 12:36 PM

Originally posted by tommygun

haha and why do you have this picture of him?

Tommy he sent it to me and plus he stiffed credit wagering a long time ago

Look at Deuce's chin and tell me you do not laugh

I do

Please someone roll this fuk down the hill

**TR88** · 11-30-10, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Tommy he sent it to me and plus he stiffed credit wagering a long time ago

Look at Deuce's chin and tell me you do not laugh

I do

Please someone roll this fuk down the hill

**Deuce** · 11-30-10, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by tommygun

haha and why do you have this picture of him?

Not me.

Guy has been trying to pound me in the ass for a while now. I am 25, 235 6'1"

**jjgold** · 11-30-10, 12:46 PM

Deuce ok not you, I will play your game even though Michigan stamped on photo

I know you feel embarrassed so just go to a fukkin gym instead of always looking to eat

**tommygun** · 12-01-10, 01:07 AM

Originally posted by Deuce

Not me. Guy has been trying to pound me in the ass for a while now. I am 25, 235 6'1"

ok bud prove it.