"They Use Their Hand To Wipe?
by DJL
I have recently been educated on how people in Iraq wipe their butts! I know what your thinking. What are you talking about DJL and how did you even get into this conversation! Recently a Soldier came back home from a long stay in Iraq and we got to talking. Yes the conversation took a downward spin. I believe someone was drinking out a water bottle and he said the people from Iraq would love that bottle. So of course I say “why”? Well I was told that they hate toilet paper. They say it is smearing! That is unclean! So instead they “USE THEIR LEFT HAND TO WIPE THE WASTE AWAY and use the water bottle to sprinkle the water on the just wiped area.
So let’s talk about this for a second. I had to look this crap (no pun intended) up on the Internet. There is actually people who live in a Western society that say they do what the locals do when visiting their country! We need to analyze this. “What the hell is wrong with you people”! I can see you need to squat down over a hole they call a toilet since your in a foreign country but you don’t need use your left hand to scrap the crap off your butt! You can’t use your right hand because you can’t! That is right you shake hands and eat with your right hand. I have so much to say about this I am rambling!!!! Think of the process in which your done doing your duty and you stick your left hand down there and scoop up any remaining KLINGONS. What do you do next you say? You grab a water bottle or a hose or even a jug and spray water on your butt. OK, I am cool with that. But then what do you do with that left hand? THEY HAVE NO SOAP! What do you do with your wet butt? THEY HAVE NO PAPER!
OK you have just spilled water on your nasty left hand and you go to eat. Of course they use no utensils so you need to use your right hand to eat. THEY STILL HAVE NO SOAP, REMEMBER! What if you have only one hand? THEY HAVE NO SOAP! The thoughts going through my head just made me throw up into the back of my throat! How do they shower? Think of the bacteria and disease on everyone’s left hand. No wonder the life expectancy in Afghanistan is only 44 years old! Think about all the other hygiene issues I can get into! They need a serious dose of science. I have to go to the bathroom now…"
by DJL
I have recently been educated on how people in Iraq wipe their butts! I know what your thinking. What are you talking about DJL and how did you even get into this conversation! Recently a Soldier came back home from a long stay in Iraq and we got to talking. Yes the conversation took a downward spin. I believe someone was drinking out a water bottle and he said the people from Iraq would love that bottle. So of course I say “why”? Well I was told that they hate toilet paper. They say it is smearing! That is unclean! So instead they “USE THEIR LEFT HAND TO WIPE THE WASTE AWAY and use the water bottle to sprinkle the water on the just wiped area.
So let’s talk about this for a second. I had to look this crap (no pun intended) up on the Internet. There is actually people who live in a Western society that say they do what the locals do when visiting their country! We need to analyze this. “What the hell is wrong with you people”! I can see you need to squat down over a hole they call a toilet since your in a foreign country but you don’t need use your left hand to scrap the crap off your butt! You can’t use your right hand because you can’t! That is right you shake hands and eat with your right hand. I have so much to say about this I am rambling!!!! Think of the process in which your done doing your duty and you stick your left hand down there and scoop up any remaining KLINGONS. What do you do next you say? You grab a water bottle or a hose or even a jug and spray water on your butt. OK, I am cool with that. But then what do you do with that left hand? THEY HAVE NO SOAP! What do you do with your wet butt? THEY HAVE NO PAPER!
OK you have just spilled water on your nasty left hand and you go to eat. Of course they use no utensils so you need to use your right hand to eat. THEY STILL HAVE NO SOAP, REMEMBER! What if you have only one hand? THEY HAVE NO SOAP! The thoughts going through my head just made me throw up into the back of my throat! How do they shower? Think of the bacteria and disease on everyone’s left hand. No wonder the life expectancy in Afghanistan is only 44 years old! Think about all the other hygiene issues I can get into! They need a serious dose of science. I have to go to the bathroom now…"