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  • raiders72002
    SBR MVP
    • 03-06-07
    • 3368

    #1
    How many beers would it take to hit it?
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    What? I would fuk her for nothing
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    • ChuteBoxe
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 11-21-07
      • 6885

      #3
      At least $10,000, girl is fugly.
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      • Cash
        SBR Hustler
        • 02-11-08
        • 96

        #4
        I agree with jjgold.
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        • diogee
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-11-08
          • 19477

          #5
          I think I would pass out before I had enough alcohol in me...one scary looking woman.
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          • SBR Lou
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 08-02-07
            • 37863

            #6
            I have low standards but I hate women that are too chunky. I'd rather an ugly face and nice body.
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            • awhitejackson
              SBR MVP
              • 11-15-07
              • 2265

              #7
              Any pics from behind?? That might change my answer
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              • HAPPY BOY
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-10-05
                • 7109

                #8
                I just went to amelia earhardt park, drank about 10 corona lights, and I still wouldn't hit it. That chick looks like she's got a severe yeast infection. "Que Peste!"
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                • armyoflovers
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 07-26-07
                  • 714

                  #9
                  Well I wouldnt do it for money, that means I would still be sound of mind. I would have to be a) pretty inebriated and 2) horny. I reckon it would take 13-14 beers, some viagra, and a dark room....and even then I am not so sure.
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                  • Junkyard Dog
                    SBR MVP
                    • 03-12-07
                    • 4552

                    #10
                    id have to be in a severe drought to consider that
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                    • Wheell
                      SBR MVP
                      • 01-11-07
                      • 1380

                      #11
                      0 beers, either my eyesight is bad and I am missing some problems, or some people here are pretending to be really picky.
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                      • dwaechte
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-27-07
                        • 5481

                        #12
                        It's kind of hard to tell how bad she is. That being said, I've got low standards and would probably hit that if I was a little tipsy.
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                        • thezbar
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-29-06
                          • 6422

                          #13
                          Two beers. Above the waist only.
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                          • armyoflovers
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 07-26-07
                            • 714

                            #14
                            do i have to eat her bunghole out?
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                            • AgainstAllOdds
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 02-24-08
                              • 6053

                              #15
                              Does anyone know why shes asking?...Thats really raiders own picture of herself!!!! Shes been lying to us the whole time!!

                              With that said....Not a chance in hell I would touch that...
                              Originally posted by SBR_John
                              AAO = good dude. Buying you a drink in Vegas buddy.
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                              • 20Four7
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 04-08-07
                                • 6703

                                #16
                                Remember people. No such thing as a fat ugly BJ. That being said, way too many beers for me to touch it.
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                                • armyoflovers
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 07-26-07
                                  • 714

                                  #17
                                  you know what they say, a stiff d i c k has no conscience.....
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    Guys it is all about cumming, who gives a fuk who gets you off. I do not care if she was 230 lbs as long as I came. Lets be honest if she touched any pecker here it would rise who you all kidding??

                                    No such thing as a pecker not rising if it is touched by a man or a woman.

                                    I talked to a guy that gives massages to men and he said he can get any guy hard just by touching it even if they are straight.

                                    It is all about getting off
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                                    • seaborneq
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 09-08-06
                                      • 22556

                                      #19
                                      If she IS a girl no beers is all it would take, IF she is a he then all the liquor in the world would not make me do it.
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                                      • armyoflovers
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 07-26-07
                                        • 714

                                        #20
                                        JJ you a sick bitch.....do you think you could get my 11 inch viper hard???
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #21
                                          army if any guy rubbed it it would eventually go hard, it really is just a physical thing. It cannot be controlled.
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                                          • armyoflovers
                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                            • 07-26-07
                                            • 714

                                            #22
                                            Shit JJ if you rubbed it would it get hard or would it stay limp and shit? Thats what I am asking. Do you think youy could erect me? Or is it a woman thang....
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                                            • armyoflovers
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 07-26-07
                                              • 714

                                              #23
                                              let me ask you this JJ....if I touch your meat monster would you get a boner? And if you had a boner would I be able to suck it? I mean, since youre already hard, could I blow it?
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                                              • diogee
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 01-11-08
                                                • 19477

                                                #24
                                                My god....what the fvck is going on here
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #25
                                                  My point is any guy that touches another guys cock it will get hard, it does not mean your gay. It is a natural thing, same applies with women vs women.

                                                  Some of you guys do not know much about arousal and sex.
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                                                  • BigBollocks
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 06-11-06
                                                    • 2045

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    My point is any guy that touches another guys cock it will get hard

                                                    Can you make a video on this JJ? I'm not sure if I buy it, and I think this is the kind of thing that needs a better explanation...
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                                                    • jjgold
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                      • 388179

                                                      #27
                                                      Billy I can but would have to be on xtube and would be a fukkin classic
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                                                      • BigBollocks
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 06-11-06
                                                        • 2045

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                                        Billy I can but would have to be on xtube and would be a fukkin classic
                                                        JJ it won't be any worse than some of the videos you already have up. Plus you're listed under "comedy" now. Go ahead and make that video for better clarification...
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                                                        • armyoflovers
                                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                                          • 07-26-07
                                                          • 714

                                                          #29
                                                          nah just make a video, a clean version, explaining it more...
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                                                          • Wheell
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 01-11-07
                                                            • 1380

                                                            #30
                                                            Look, I actually give the above girl thumbs up. Spaceballs rocks. No beers required AND I'll pick up dinner and a trip to Broadway.
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                                                            • buztah
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 03-23-07
                                                              • 7470

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by BigBollocks
                                                              Can you make a video on this JJ? I'm not sure if I buy it, and I think this is the kind of thing that needs a better explanation...
                                                              I definitely need a vid on this!
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                                                              • colt29
                                                                SBR Sharp
                                                                • 03-22-07
                                                                • 381

                                                                #32
                                                                ugly girls need lovin too. they try harder.
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                                                                • Wheell
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 01-11-07
                                                                  • 1380

                                                                  #33
                                                                  She isn't ugly. She's now my computer background.
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                                                                  • swede96
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 12-05-07
                                                                    • 3875

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Man you guys are rough!

                                                                    1. She has a cute face.

                                                                    2. She takes care fo her eyebrows and her nails are done...which is a good sign.

                                                                    3. She's not that thick...but she probably has decent size boobies.

                                                                    4. IF she's a geeky as she looks, she probably doesn't get laid much...leaving her clean and tight for you.

                                                                    What's not to love?
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