LOL!!! Threatened To Have Allowance Cut Off If I Do Not Show Today

**minet123** · 11-25-10, 11:45 AM

Sponsey have a good one

**dherd** · 11-25-10, 11:49 AM

better get on over there - besides your dad may have a few winners for you.

**buztah** · 11-25-10, 11:50 AM

Coach, better to suck up to family on holidays to maintain income stream rather than getting a job like a sucker. You can charm them with story about how you are securing VC funding for snow removal biz.

Here are some tips. Do not tell them about our fish bowl experince. They might take that the wrong, way. Keep it clean and try not to refer to Aunty Maud as "pal." Come across as a professional who is just a lil down on his luck. Volunter to do the dishes and insist on everyone sitting while you do all clean-up and make the coffee (this will guarantee an extra hundred or two from mom). Refrian from yelling "you phucking kunt" at the tube every time the ref throws a flag for holding.

You're welcome.

**jazz** · 11-25-10, 11:50 AM

It will be alright, have a good time

**BeeMore** · 11-25-10, 11:51 AM

Just go to other room and sweat out games

**fsugolf** · 11-25-10, 12:03 PM

Michael Jack, come down the turkey is ready.......

**brxbmbers42** · 11-25-10, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by buztah

Coach, better to suck up to family on holidays to maintain income stream rather than getting a job like a sucker. You can charm them with story about how you are securing VC funding for snow removal biz.

Here are some tips. Do not tell them about our fish bowl experince. They might take that the wrong, way. Keep it clean and try not to refer to Aunty Maud as "pal." Come across as a professional who is just a lil down on his luck. Volunter to do the dishes and insist on everyone sitting while you do all clean-up and make the coffee (this will guarantee an extra hundred or two from mom). Refrian from yelling "you phucking kunt" at the tube every time the ref throws a flag for holding.

You're welcome.

**Deuce** · 11-25-10, 12:14 PM

Wise ass

**Flying Dutchman** · 11-25-10, 12:22 PM

Having worked my entire life (including putting myself thru college) it's hard to relate to a lesser life form:

Sponge - Wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sponge

**MJFtheGenius** · 11-25-10, 12:26 PM

what a pussy

some people just can not get up for the holidays and bet on games

**thechaoz** · 11-25-10, 12:27 PM

Weekly note? Is that like adult diaper money?

**QuantumLeap** · 11-25-10, 12:28 PM

Show up drunk and be an obnoxious asshole. Retreat to the TV room to watch the game on a frequent basis.

Maybe next year they won't want you to show up and you still get your note.

**dwaechte** · 11-25-10, 12:34 PM

We need a vid of JJ's mom, it would be epic.

**starfire** · 11-25-10, 12:41 PM

Wtf is a allowance?

**Cougar Bait** · 11-25-10, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by starfire

Wtf is a allowance?

If your family is loaded, they don't know what else to do with the money

Extra for gambling I am guessing

**gauchojake** · 11-25-10, 01:13 PM

Bring extra lube imo.

**ouman101** · 11-25-10, 01:20 PM

JJ, will your aunt be there?

**sharper2** · 11-25-10, 01:40 PM

have a good one!

**buztah** · 11-25-10, 01:43 PM

Originally posted by ouman101

JJ, will your aunt be there?

"Hey, pass the taters, pal!"

**doublej95** · 11-25-10, 02:04 PM

must be nice to be a jew and get free money

**james4512** · 11-25-10, 02:31 PM

JJ families are for loser, pick some phucking winners and watch them cash

**RonPaul2008** · 11-25-10, 02:41 PM

What kind of a 40 year old gets an allowance?

I guess one that doesn't know anything about how to win at sports betting.

**jjgold** · 11-25-10, 08:22 PM

I did not say one word today with company, I just sat there with a fukkin puss on my face and intimidated everyone only because I did not speak. Some asked me questions and I just did not say anything, I made everyone so fukkin uncomfortable it was classic

**bobbyfk** · 11-25-10, 08:37 PM

what did you do about the games?

**yisman** · 11-25-10, 08:38 PM

Doesn't Beaner also get his money from allowance?

**brxbmbers42** · 11-25-10, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I did not say one word today with company, I just sat there with a fukkin puss on my face and intimidated everyone only because I did not speak. Some asked me questions and I just did not say anything, I made everyone so fukkin uncomfortable it was classic

**wtf** · 11-25-10, 09:29 PM

Originally posted by buztah

Coach, better to suck up to family on holidays to maintain income stream rather than getting a job like a sucker. You can charm them with story about how you are securing VC funding for snow removal biz.

Here are some tips. Do not tell them about our fish bowl experince. They might take that the wrong, way. Keep it clean and try not to refer to Aunty Maud as "pal." Come across as a professional who is just a lil down on his luck. Volunter to do the dishes and insist on everyone sitting while you do all clean-up and make the coffee (this will guarantee an extra hundred or two from mom). Refrian from yelling "you phucking kunt" at the tube every time the ref throws a flag for holding.

You're welcome.

this is why you need to continue to post here, holy fuk what a hoot!!

**wtf** · 11-25-10, 09:30 PM

VC funding for snow removal

**jjgold** · 11-25-10, 09:45 PM

They had on football game but I did not give a fuk while watching it, I showed no emotion and just starred at tv

I made it look like I was a fukkin sikko

I showed up but did not say a word and my mommy was steamed, cursed me whole time driving home

**yisman** · 11-25-10, 09:45 PM

Your mommy?

What are you, 12?

**wtf** · 11-25-10, 09:47 PM

mommy-allowance

the picture is getting clearer by the day

**Brock Landers** · 11-25-10, 09:57 PM

good job Gold!

**Nuggz** · 11-25-10, 10:15 PM

Show up drunk, stare at the game, sounds pretty standard for thanksgiving.

**tanner40** · 11-25-10, 11:35 PM