Ever wake up and find one of these on your sofa?

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  • Dad
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-26-08
    • 23245

    #1
    Ever wake up and find one of these on your sofa?
  • chilidog
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-05-09
    • 10305

    #2
    You need a new couch, Dad.
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    • Doc JS
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-15-06
      • 6885

      #3
      Yeah, she's one of the people who think Wisconsin is the best team in the country....
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      • Dad
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 11-26-08
        • 23245

        #4
        First reaction is always, who is this girl and how did she get inside my house? How did she get here? How fukked up was I last night?
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        • EDDIE MONEY LINE
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-24-10
          • 6298

          #5
          damn dad, u really get the bitches wet...haha
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          • Cabo
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-07-06
            • 5275

            #6
            Dad, is this something you have found on your couch?
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            • The Seer
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 10-29-07
              • 10641

              #7
              Originally posted by Doc JS
              Yeah, she's one of the people who think Wisconsin is the best team in the country....
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              • stealthyburrito
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-12-09
                • 21563

                #8
                i would get a new couch.

                the design patterns and colors on that couch are an eye sore.
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                • xraygord
                  SBR MVP
                  • 09-18-09
                  • 2599

                  #9
                  Classy.
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                  • Fieldysnuts44
                    SBR MVP
                    • 10-02-08
                    • 1592

                    #10
                    I used to find chicks like that at my house every Saturday and sunday when i was in my early Twenties.They were usually waiting on one ofe their freinds to get done *******. Id wake up with two drunk bitches. Now I just wake up hungover,house full of kids and one no it all bitch. LOL You single guys dont ever get married
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                    • Nicky Santoro
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 04-08-08
                      • 16103

                      #11
                      At least it's a hot chicks pee. it could be worse. it could be this..

                      it happens from 48 secs to 1 min..

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                      • Dutch
                        SBR MVP
                        • 09-21-10
                        • 4339

                        #12
                        I once had a bitch walk down my hallway towards my front door and piss on my carpet. I forgave her tho', we were both fukin' wasted.
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                        • 36mafia
                          Restricted User
                          • 11-08-09
                          • 2389

                          #13
                          shes a keeper
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                          • CMattis22
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 10-16-09
                            • 968

                            #14
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                            • tkim8404
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 01-28-10
                              • 622

                              #15
                              I cannot say that I have. However you mix alcohol with any night and anything is possible I guess.
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                              • drew17
                                SBR High Roller
                                • 11-06-10
                                • 128

                                #16
                                hahahahhaa
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                                • csm506
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 07-10-10
                                  • 1402

                                  #17
                                  No I have not but I am still alive and you never know.
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                                  • Rod1010
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 09-01-10
                                    • 6208

                                    #18
                                    wtf is up wit ppl
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                                    • jayroy25
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 11-18-09
                                      • 1578

                                      #19
                                      I sleep walked in my exes house and pissed all over her carpet and woke her up. The funniest thing is when i woke up i didnt know it and she said that the dogg was pissin on my spot markin his territory
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                                      • RollPlayer
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 07-26-10
                                        • 779

                                        #20
                                        Could have been worse...at least it was a girl
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                                        • the_situation
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 10-22-10
                                          • 2735

                                          #21
                                          lol
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                                          • Double Bogey
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 07-24-10
                                            • 1465

                                            #22
                                            That's some funny crap right there. Classic
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                                            • pmidy88
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 07-17-10
                                              • 220

                                              #23
                                              thats shit right there is funny as hell
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                                              • Waterstpub87
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 09-09-09
                                                • 4109

                                                #24
                                                You must have never lived in a Frat house Dad. I used to find shit like that every fri, sat and sun morning. Worst shit is when drunk bitches pee in you bathtub. Grimey drunk hoes, doing scandalous stunts.
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                                                • Dad
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 11-26-08
                                                  • 23245

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                                  At least it's a hot chicks pee. it could be worse. it could be this..

                                                  it happens from 48 secs to 1 min..

                                                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzZrctQcNf8&NR=1
                                                  That Poppie is sly as a fox.
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