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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #36
    Originally posted by picoman
    a fit bird posting on a gambling forum with a psycho bf...i am staying the **** away from all of you...something is not right.

    black girls are crazy...one time when i woke up the in the morning, she has a chef knife to my throat.

    Pico black girls know how to fuk good, I kind of like the eroticism of the knife to your throat ace, your a sicko like us.

    Pico I once had this black chick hold a gun to my head unloaded while she was riding me and telling me not to *** or she would shoot me.

    Pico I love you man
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    • Sportsgirl
      SBR MVP
      • 09-10-06
      • 4493

      #37
      Originally posted by BadNina
      Last time I checked, penises were color blind

      Well, they do just have that one eye....
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      • Deuce
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 01-12-08
        • 29843

        #38
        The black broad must be close to a 10 for me to put my pecker in her. This one time her bonch had a sweet taste, no lie. Bitch was crazy too, she woke up my parents laying that juice on my goose. I told them she tried to steal my wallet and i beat her up.
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        • Shark79
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-19-07
          • 11211

          #39
          Girls from Puerto Rico are the best IMO
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          • BadNina
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-27-07
            • 10491

            #40
            Originally posted by Sportsgirl
            Well, they do just have that one eye....
            And that explains sooo much
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            • purecarnagge
              SBR MVP
              • 10-05-07
              • 4843

              #41
              JJ you have no game man.
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              • pico
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 04-05-07
                • 27321

                #42
                Originally posted by jjgold
                Pico black girls know how to fuk good, I kind of like the eroticism of the knife to your throat ace, your a sicko like us.

                Pico I once had this black chick hold a gun to my head unloaded while she was riding me and telling me not to *** or she would shoot me.

                Pico I love you man
                jj, it was not part of the sex play. she was actually threatening me that if i ever leave her, she is going to cut me up. i said okay, and changed my phone number after that.
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #43
                  Originally posted by picoman
                  jj, it was not part of the sex play. she was actually threatening me that if i ever leave her, she is going to cut me up. i said okay, and changed my phone number after that.
                  classic
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                  • rake922
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 12-23-07
                    • 11692

                    #44
                    Originally posted by RageWizard
                    I don't have a girl because of my nasty appearance and attitude, that's why I log on here. So I can rub one out every day.
                    At least you admit it it bro..
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                    • compaqDikk
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 10-08-05
                      • 5699

                      #45
                      Originally posted by jjgold
                      Pico black girls know how to fuk good, I kind of like the eroticism of the knife to your throat ace, your a sicko like us.

                      Pico I once had this black chick hold a gun to my head unloaded while she was riding me and telling me not to *** or she would shoot me.

                      Pico I love you man
                      JJgold is seriously into women of color

                      "You will have more this week Sporto. I feel like I am going on a mini roll starting tonight.

                      I had $300 for you saved and like the dick I am I got swindled from some hooker last night. I was bored like 11:00PM and real horny so I browsed the net and saw this real hot black chick and she was like 5-5 190 (real thick) they way I like my women and she looked angry in the photo which means she is good in bed so I called the number and she actually answered and I had to pay pal the money to her and the date was set for 1:00AM. Sporto I was ready and all fired up and had all my perfumes on and was dressed to kill. ( real tight slacks, tank top and all my fukkin chains on and showing most of my chest) so it was 1:00Am and the chick did not come so I figured she was running late and called her but no one answered and I figured she was lost and I waited until 3:00Am pacing and I was so hard and ready to go and the fukkin bitch did not ever show up and I am short $300 now. I thought this was sure thing too. I got fukkin conned by a pro. I just wacked off then in front of the computer and went to bed.

                      Good Luck
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                      • RealSlimShady
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 12-24-07
                        • 6249

                        #46
                        Originally posted by compaqDikk
                        JJgold is seriously into women of color

                        "You will have more this week Sporto. I feel like I am going on a mini roll starting tonight.

                        I had $300 for you saved and like the dick I am I got swindled from some hooker last night. I was bored like 11:00PM and real horny so I browsed the net and saw this real hot black chick and she was like 5-5 190 (real thick) they way I like my women and she looked angry in the photo which means she is good in bed so I called the number and she actually answered and I had to pay pal the money to her and the date was set for 1:00AM. Sporto I was ready and all fired up and had all my perfumes on and was dressed to kill. ( real tight slacks, tank top and all my fukkin chains on and showing most of my chest) so it was 1:00Am and the chick did not come so I figured she was running late and called her but no one answered and I figured she was lost and I waited until 3:00Am pacing and I was so hard and ready to go and the fukkin bitch did not ever show up and I am short $300 now. I thought this was sure thing too. I got fukkin conned by a pro. I just wacked off then in front of the computer and went to bed.

                        Good Luck


                        Sounds like JJ got chumped! So much for calling himself clever Webber!
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                        • Shark79
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-19-07
                          • 11211

                          #47
                          Originally posted by compaqDikk
                          JJgold is seriously into women of color

                          "You will have more this week Sporto. I feel like I am going on a mini roll starting tonight.

                          I had $300 for you saved and like the dick I am I got swindled from some hooker last night. I was bored like 11:00PM and real horny so I browsed the net and saw this real hot black chick and she was like 5-5 190 (real thick) they way I like my women and she looked angry in the photo which means she is good in bed so I called the number and she actually answered and I had to pay pal the money to her and the date was set for 1:00AM. Sporto I was ready and all fired up and had all my perfumes on and was dressed to kill. ( real tight slacks, tank top and all my fukkin chains on and showing most of my chest) so it was 1:00Am and the chick did not come so I figured she was running late and called her but no one answered and I figured she was lost and I waited until 3:00Am pacing and I was so hard and ready to go and the fukkin bitch did not ever show up and I am short $300 now. I thought this was sure thing too. I got fukkin conned by a pro. I just wacked off then in front of the computer and went to bed.

                          Good Luck



                          JJ is a freaking character
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                          • thebigguy
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 12-12-07
                            • 279

                            #48
                            JJ is king of Comdey! (Even though he does not try to be)

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                            • Robyn
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 02-05-08
                              • 9681

                              #49
                              JJ, if I go to Vegas, you are staying in my room. End of discussion.
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                              • Stumpage
                                SBR MVP
                                • 09-21-05
                                • 2906

                                #50
                                Christ Robyn, that is one sweet-ass picture (And I'm not talkin' about your Man, no offence).....
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                                • pat venditto
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 05-07-07
                                  • 14347

                                  #51
                                  JJ is a sharpy for stayin away from broads

                                  no broads dot cam
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                                  • BadNina
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-27-07
                                    • 10491

                                    #52
                                    Why?
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                                    • 20Four7
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 04-08-07
                                      • 6703

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                      News Flash.....................

                                      I like black women

                                      Just like your coffee right? Black and bitter......

                                      *turn on sarcasm meter for those who left it off*
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                                      • The Seer
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 10-29-07
                                        • 10641

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by Deuce
                                        The black broad must be close to a 10 for me to put my pecker in her. This one time her bonch had a sweet taste, no lie. Bitch was crazy too, she woke up my parents laying that juice on my goose. I told them she tried to steal my wallet and i beat her up.
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                                        • Hugo Whacket
                                          SBR Hustler
                                          • 03-30-06
                                          • 64

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by BadNina
                                          Last time I checked, penises were color blind
                                          my girl says that the plural of "penises" is "peni".....she would know as she has enjoyed many of them over the years
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                                          • BadNina
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 11-27-07
                                            • 10491

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by Hugo Whacket
                                            my girl says that the plural of "penises" is "peni".....she would know as she has enjoyed many of them over the years

                                            Yep. She's right.
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #57
                                              Women are too costly, I am not into wining and dining them

                                              Plus I do not see many women liking me and my style.
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                                              • BadNina
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 11-27-07
                                                • 10491

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                Women are too costly, I am not into wining and dining them

                                                Plus I do not see many women liking me and my style.

                                                You're just playing hard to get.
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                                                • Robyn
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 02-05-08
                                                  • 9681

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                  Women are too costly, I am not into wining and dining them

                                                  Plus I do not see many women liking me and my style.

                                                  I am an independent woman. Just like Courtney Love but without all of the track marks.
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