If JJ Fought Robyn and Swede at the Same Time, Who Would Win??

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  • BigBollocks
    SBR MVP
    • 06-11-06
    • 2045

    #1
    If JJ Fought Robyn and Swede at the Same Time, Who Would Win??
    With JJ's post and video calling out Robyn and Swede, it got me wondering who would win in a fight between them. JJ's got the size and heart, but Robyn and Swede also have determination and strength in numbers. You have to wonder if JJ being the closest to a girl that he's been in over a decade (and two girls in this case) would be a hindrance as well. All thoughts and potential results welcome...
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  • BadNina
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-27-07
    • 10491

    #2
    I have no doubt that my girls would fight as low down and dirty as possible. My money on the womens.
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    • Shark79
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-19-07
      • 11211

      #3
      He would definitely win ... I mean 2 girls on top of him ... its a winner no matter the outcome for JJ.

      He'll probably do a video when both of them in lingerie are kicking his ass
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      • cobra_king
        SBR MVP
        • 08-07-06
        • 2491

        #4
        It's generally profitable to fade JJ So i'll take the girls
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        • Robyn
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-05-08
          • 9681

          #5
          Oh come on now. This is the silliest thread I've ever read.

          Hands down, we'd kick his ass....and not because we have brute strength, but because he would let us.
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          • Sportsgirl
            SBR MVP
            • 09-10-06
            • 4493

            #6
            I'm on the girls.

            What's the spread?
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            • Quebb Diesel
              SBR MVP
              • 01-26-08
              • 3045

              #7
              jj would have a heart attack...and the girls would win by default...
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              • The Seer
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-29-07
                • 10641

                #8
                Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                I'm on the girls.
                :
                Can I see that?
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                • RageWizard
                  SBR MVP
                  • 09-01-06
                  • 3008

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                  I'm on the girls.

                  What's the spread?
                  I don't even know where to start with this softball pitch.

                  The answer to the main question is THE SPECTATORS. I'm sure that within 15 seconds jj will have just about all of the shirts for the girls ripped or at least torn. Then they would kick his ass for a while because of the rope a dope style of fighting. But in the end jj's rat hat would be missing along with all of at least the upper clothingof the girls.
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                  • BadNina
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-27-07
                    • 10491

                    #10
                    Can I sell popcorn and beer for this event?
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                    • Robyn
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 02-05-08
                      • 9681

                      #11
                      He's one hot tamale.
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                      • RealSlimShady
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 12-24-07
                        • 6249

                        #12
                        Hanky panky would spank em.....havent you seen his boxing videos?
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                        • Shark79
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-19-07
                          • 11211

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                          I'm on the girls.

                          What's the spread?
                          If your on the girls ... boy do I envy you.

                          What's the spread? .... well from here I cant see much of a spread ... hope the fogginess blows away and I can see some nice spreading!
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                          • Robyn
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 02-05-08
                            • 9681

                            #14
                            Originally posted by RealSlimShady
                            Hanky panky would spank em.....havent you seen his boxing videos?
                            Post the link ASAP.
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                            • RealSlimShady
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 12-24-07
                              • 6249

                              #15
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                              • Willie Bee
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 02-14-06
                                • 15726

                                #16
                                Originally posted by RageWizard
                                The answer to the main question is THE SPECTATORS.
                                My first thought exactly, RW
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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #17
                                  I forgot the thread but have had fights with girls and 4-2, I know what I am doing.
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                                  • Robyn
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-05-08
                                    • 9681

                                    #18
                                    Well I don't fight. I would hate to break a nail.

                                    So JJ wins, by default.

                                    *the way to a mans heart is not though his stomach, but through his ego*
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                                    • 20Four7
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 04-08-07
                                      • 6703

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by cobra_king
                                      It's generally profitable to fade JJ So i'll take the girls
                                      I agree, and I think sportsgirl would make a good ref. If not she can be the ring girl.
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                                      • Junkyard Dog
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 03-12-07
                                        • 4552

                                        #20
                                        ill take my boy jj hes deadly with a swiffer
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                                        • BigBollocks
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 06-11-06
                                          • 2045

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                          I forgot the thread but have had fights with girls and 4-2, I know what I am doing.
                                          Impressive record JJ. Hopefully you'll make a video with a recap of your wins and losses, as well as tips for future fights...
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                                          • ShamsWoof10
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 11-15-06
                                            • 4827

                                            #22
                                            I'll have to go with the girls on this one... Swede's vocals are like "Aqua-Man's" mental-telepathy to fish... After a few hours of illogic Robyn would simply come in to clean up the mess...

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                                            • SBR Lou
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 08-02-07
                                              • 37863

                                              #23
                                              He's in shape enough to really hurt them if it was a fight to the death. Groin pain goes away, plus he isn't packing much down there anyway to be really injured, he'd have one on the floor and the other choked out in a few minutes.
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                                              • Sportsgirl
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 09-10-06
                                                • 4493

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by 20Four7
                                                I agree, and I think sportsgirl would make a good ref. If not she can be the ring girl.
                                                My sign-carrying skills are rather impressive.
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #25
                                                  Someone called me and made fun of my rug, it sounded like a lady

                                                  I could not understand her entirely, some hick accent
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                                                  • Shark79
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 11-19-07
                                                    • 11211

                                                    #26
                                                    [QUOTE=jjgold;562411]Someone called me and made fun of my rug, it sounded like a lady

                                                    I could not understand her entirely, some hick accent[/QUOTE]

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                                                    • RealSlimShady
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 12-24-07
                                                      • 6249

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                      Someone called me and made fun of my rug, it sounded like a lady

                                                      I could not understand her entirely, some hick accent



                                                      Come on, Coach....quit imagining things!!
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                                                      • Sportsgirl
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 09-10-06
                                                        • 4493

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                                        Someone called me and made fun of my rug, it sounded like a lady

                                                        I could not understand her entirely, some hick accent
                                                        That was Nina.
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                                                        • RealSlimShady
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 12-24-07
                                                          • 6249

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                                                          That was Nina.


                                                          What did Nina say about your rug, JJ?
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                                                          • Robyn
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 02-05-08
                                                            • 9681

                                                            #30
                                                            Nina is a sly one.
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388179

                                                              #31
                                                              Whoever called me was not nice, she yelled at me and told me to take my rug off.
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                                                              • Sportsgirl
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 09-10-06
                                                                • 4493

                                                                #32
                                                                oh, then it was Swede.
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                                                                • Robyn
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 02-05-08
                                                                  • 9681

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Nina doesn't yell. She is too much of a Southern Belle. Now Swede...she would tear your throat out with her she-talons. So yeah, it was probably Swede. Or that weirdo Ice Queen. She seems a bit unstable.
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                                                                  • RageWizard
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 09-01-06
                                                                    • 3008

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                                                                    oh, then it was Swede.

                                                                    We all know that there's NO-way that anyone North-East of New York can pull of a Southern Hick accent. Even a guy from Jersey could tell if it was fake.
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                                                                    • Robyn
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 02-05-08
                                                                      • 9681

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Well it wasn't me. I am originally from the D, so I am more like "Do you want to go oot for some pop, fries and gravy, eh?"
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