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  • ronald
    SBR MVP
    • 10-31-05
    • 4921

    #1
    JJ, give it to me straight
    Coach,

    OK, so I'm a young guy and I've got my share of tail over the years. I love running around getting tail, and in my career, I've got more tail than Bauser, even though he's ahead of me in 2008 so far. I met this girl recently that has made me want to commit and give up the tail-chasing lifestyle. I don't want to be one of those pussy-whipped guys so I'm wondering what I should do. Should I commit or what? This girl really is outstanding, but I would hate to commit to her for five years or whatever, only to break up with her and look back on five years of missed opportunities to run around with hotties. It feels like my heart and my brain are both barreled-in right now.

    I'd like your opinion. Just give it to me straight, I can take it.

    Ron
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    How old are you? I cannot answer unless I know your age
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    • Shark79
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-19-07
      • 11211

      #3
      Originally posted by ronald
      Coach,

      OK, so I'm a young guy and I've got my share of tail over the years. I love running around getting tail, and in my career, I've got more tail than Bauser, even though he's ahead of me in 2008 so far. I met this girl recently that has made me want to commit and give up the tail-chasing lifestyle. I don't want to be one of those pussy-whipped guys so I'm wondering what I should do. Should I commit or what? This girl really is outstanding, but I would hate to commit to her for five years or whatever, only to break up with her and look back on five years of missed opportunities to run around with hotties. It feels like my heart and my brain are both barreled-in right now.

      I'd like your opinion. Just give it to me straight, I can take it. Fvk Vaseline. Just give it to me.

      Ron
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      • Deuce
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        • 01-12-08
        • 29843

        #4
        I need your age as well. If you're 24+ then do it. Anything younger chase tail until your pecker falls off.
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        • Sportsgirl
          SBR MVP
          • 09-10-06
          • 4493

          #5
          Men are really such adorable human beings
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          • ronald
            SBR MVP
            • 10-31-05
            • 4921

            #6
            Deuce, im right in that ballpark.

            JJ, I'm 26.
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            • buztah
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 03-23-07
              • 7470

              #7
              Originally posted by ronald
              Coach,

              OK, so I'm a young guy and I've got my share of tail over the years. I love running around getting tail, and in my career, I've got more tail than Bauser, even though he's ahead of me in 2008 so far. I met this girl recently that has made me want to commit and give up the tail-chasing lifestyle. I don't want to be one of those pussy-whipped guys so I'm wondering what I should do. Should I commit or what? This girl really is outstanding, but I would hate to commit to her for five years or whatever, only to break up with her and look back on five years of missed opportunities to run around with hotties. It feels like my heart and my brain are both barreled-in right now.

              I'd like your opinion. Just give it to me straight, I can take it.

              Ron
              Just whack off. Relationships are too complex. Spank the monkey every night before bed and be happy as a bachelor. You're welcome.
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              • 5 star bomb
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-12-07
                • 5370

                #8
                chase tail until your 27. get as much as possible. then settle down and get married
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  Ronnie you have options

                  1. Pretend your in love with her and fuk her for a while, now listed below are ways to get out of it when your tired of her.


                  A. Tell her an old girlfriend came back to town that you use to love and feelings came back.

                  B. Set it up where you get caught in the act of fukking another broad.

                  C. Push her to have a threesome and foursomes so then she will think your a sick fuk and will dump you.

                  D. Tell her you had an affair with a guy

                  Pal I just wack off usually with a shafmaster, I watch porn or spread all pictures of penthouse ladies on my body or at times use a hot rubber manican
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                  • Shark79
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-19-07
                    • 11211

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    Ronnie you have options

                    1. Pretend your in love with her and fuk her for a while, now listed below are ways to get out of it when your tired of her.


                    A. Tell her an old girlfriend came back to town that you use to love and feelings came back.

                    B. Set it up where you get caught in the act of fukking another broad.

                    C. Push her to have a threesome and foursomes so then she will think your a sick fuk and will dump you.

                    D. Tell her you had an affair with a guy

                    Pal I just wack off usually with a shafmaster, I watch porn or spread all pictures of penthouse ladies on my body or at times use a hot rubber manican

                    U are one sick fvk ...
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                    • Deuce
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                      • 01-12-08
                      • 29843

                      #11
                      JJ, not all chicks are turned off by the mention of 3-somes.


                      That new broad I am seeing, she said she wants to have a 3-some with me pal. I will make a video just for you.
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                      • flyingillini
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 12-06-06
                        • 41219

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        Ronnie you have options

                        1. Pretend your in love with her and fuk her for a while, now listed below are ways to get out of it when your tired of her.


                        A. Tell her an old girlfriend came back to town that you use to love and feelings came back.

                        B. Set it up where you get caught in the act of fukking another broad.

                        C. Push her to have a threesome and foursomes so then she will think your a sick fuk and will dump you.

                        D. Tell her you had an affair with a guy

                        Pal I just wack off usually with a shafmaster, I watch porn or spread all pictures of penthouse ladies on my body or at times use a hot rubber manican
                        haha ****in classic JJ..
                        המוסד‎
                        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                        • jjgold
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                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Deuce
                          JJ, not all chicks are turned off by the mention of 3-somes.


                          That new broad I am seeing, she said she wants to have a 3-some with me pal. I will make a video just for you.
                          Deuce what is the combo?

                          male/male/girl

                          girl/girl/male


                          I tried male/male/girl but could get sticky. Once 12 years ago I was fukin this girl and the guy got behind me and he wanted to fuk me. He said he was fukkin around but he almost got it in. After that I stuck to girl/girl/guy
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                          • Deuce
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                            • 01-12-08
                            • 29843

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jjgold
                            Deuce what is the combo?

                            male/male/girl

                            girl/girl/male


                            I tried male/male/girl but could get sticky. Once 12 years ago I was fukin this girl and the guy got behind me and he wanted to fuk me. He said he was fukkin around but he almost got it in. After that I stuck to girl/girl/guy
                            Girl/Girl/Myself

                            I would never do Guy Guy unless it was one of my bros tag teaming a whore. It would be done at separate times too. No balls touching or tummy sticks.
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                            • picantel
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-17-05
                              • 4338

                              #15
                              Call me crazy but shouldn't you ask this question to someone who is not a virgin(with women at least).
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                              • Shark79
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-19-07
                                • 11211

                                #16
                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                Deuce what is the combo?

                                male/male/girl

                                girl/girl/male


                                I tried male/male/girl but could get sticky. Once 12 years ago I was fukin this girl and the guy got behind me and he wanted to fuk me. He said he was fukkin around but he almost got it in. After that I stuck to girl/girl/guy
                                You cant be serious
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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #17
                                  Yes Sharky, he tried a wrap around. I was banging her and thought he was going to go get a blow job like the porn movies do but he comes in back of me hard as a fukkin rock. I pulled away, he claims he was playing around.

                                  Sharky why was he hard??
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                                  • Shark79
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-19-07
                                    • 11211

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                    Yes Sharky, he tried a wrap around. I was banging her and thought he was going to go get a blow job like the porn movies do but he comes in back of me hard as a fukkin rock. I pulled away, he claims he was playing around.

                                    Sharky why was he hard??
                                    Your probably looked like a chik ... wtf knows!



                                    You cant be serious man ... U crak me up ...
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                                    • Deuce
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                                      • 01-12-08
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                                      #19
                                      JJ lets get a video on this subject pal. I wanna hear it.
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                                      • jjgold
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                                        • 07-20-05
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                                        #20
                                        Sharky I am, sick story. I guess they guy thought since I was pumping this lady I would not know but my eye was on him the hole time, I knew once he got it in I was done. He would of just pounded me with his weight and shit. Sharky I would of been trapped.
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                                        • Shark79
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-19-07
                                          • 11211

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                          Sharky I am, sick story. I guess they guy thought since I was pumping this lady I would not know but my eye was on him the hole time, I knew once he got it in I was done. He would of just pounded me with his weight and shit. Sharky I would of been trapped.
                                          And u were fvking this "broad" with a guy u didnt know?

                                          U cannt be serious ...
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                                          • jjgold
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                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #22
                                            I was invited to the threesome, maybe tomorrow I will show you a video about it
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                                            • Shark79
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 11-19-07
                                              • 11211

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                              I was invited to the threesome, maybe tomorrow I will show you a video about it
                                              U taped this???
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                                              • jjgold
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388179

                                                #24
                                                no I will re enact it
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                                                • Shark79
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 11-19-07
                                                  • 11211

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                  no I will re enact it
                                                  With 2 inflatable dolls?


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                                                  • Shark79
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 11-19-07
                                                    • 11211

                                                    #26
                                                    U sure made my day
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                                                    • ronald
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 10-31-05
                                                      • 4921

                                                      #27
                                                      One thing I didn't mention JJ. She's 19, and she wants to take things slow. I'm guessing she won't want to bang for at least 2-3 months. Such a great gal though.
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                                                      • jjgold
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                        • 388179

                                                        #28
                                                        Ronnie forget her then, you could also go the escort way. I have done that, it is pretty cool.
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                                                        • Shark79
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 11-19-07
                                                          • 11211

                                                          #29
                                                          Yeah ... just make sure that the broad u escort doesnt look like Benny Hill ... right JJ !
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                                                          • Deuce
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                                                            • 01-12-08
                                                            • 29843

                                                            #30
                                                            Where is this video pal?
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                                                            • purecarnagge
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 10-05-07
                                                              • 4843

                                                              #31
                                                              26 and 19 dont mix. You gotta find a chick thats like 23. Thats when most of them who arn't in long term relationships really want to start settling down.

                                                              Man your 26 wtf you doing try to bang a 19 year old hottie? Grass on the field play ball but cmon, you do alot better than that just out of highschool bullshit slut who wants to take the last of your prime years away cuz she wants to try to make it work with a older guy...

                                                              **** the shit out of that women and leave her.
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                                                              • jjgold
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 07-20-05
                                                                • 388179

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Deuce
                                                                Where is this video pal?
                                                                tomorrow
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                                                                • BigBollocks
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 06-11-06
                                                                  • 2045

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Deuce
                                                                  JJ, not all chicks are turned off by the mention of 3-somes.


                                                                  That new broad I am seeing, she said she wants to have a 3-some with me pal. I will make a video just for you.
                                                                  Looking forward to the video Deuce
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                                                                  • Shark79
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 11-19-07
                                                                    • 11211

                                                                    #34
                                                                    JJ ... whats the status on this vid?
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                                                                    • jjgold
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                                      • 388179

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I did not make it yet
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