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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    Don't touch my junk or I'll have you arrested guy is an instant celebrity.
    Bravo,good for the guy if he makes a few bucks off the deal.Over and under on when airports remove the full body scans and mollestation gropes?Is it 3 days before Christmas that the government will sh%tcan the machines?There is an all out revolt and the airlines will lose alot of money if these machines stay.I wonder if any famous woman politicians or poloticians daughters have taken the nudie photos at the airports?Even if you fly in a government plane or a private jet,the same ex ** Donald's worker should get to take their nudie photos too.
  • 36mafia
    Restricted User
    • 11-08-09
    • 2389

    #2
    police state
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    • philswin
      SBR MVP
      • 04-18-07
      • 1279

      #3
      I dont like guys touching me - Males should be able to request females to do body searches but thats not allowable. Hire a couple lingerie models to do the searches
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82780

        #4
        If you go to the airport wearing flip flops, cutoff shorts and tank top no one is going to touch you.
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        • SBR_John
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 07-12-05
          • 16471

          #5
          I'm on a plane at least once a week and never had anyone "grope" me. The guy was just being a smart ass. We need fast and secure methods of screening passengers. I think they are looking for the best methods to prevent a terrorists from ruining our day. I'm all for it as long as its fast.
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            who cares what people bring on planes, fly at your own risk is much better than being screened.
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            • RonPaul2008
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 06-08-07
              • 6741

              #7
              Just wait, these fascist ***** want to bring these kind of machines everywhere...not just airports. They want to listen to everything we say, read everything we write, know everything we buy, know everywhere we go, and watch everything we do.
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              • Brock Landers
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 06-30-08
                • 45359

                #8
                Originally posted by jjgold
                who cares what people bring on planes, fly at your own risk is much better than being screened.
                Don't manhandle people who don't fit the profile. The next incident involving a white 30 year old man and trying to smuggle an explosive on a plane, sue me, but until then, you should mug these terrorist looking fuks.
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                • GELATINOUS CUBE
                  SBR MVP
                  • 08-09-09
                  • 4534

                  #9
                  You guys must not mind the x-ray vans or helos cruzing thru your hood either??

                  This guy is now unfortunately an instant 'target'... get ready to be gangstalked 24/7 and shot with strange tasers and painrays while your watching TV.
                  blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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                  • Naz18
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-10-09
                    • 4277

                    #10
                    If you don't want to be touched or screen then don't fking pay to fly on an airline.
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                    • stealthyburrito
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-12-09
                      • 21562

                      #11
                      i love these threads brent.
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                      • pavyracer
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 04-12-07
                        • 82780

                        #12
                        Have you ever try to board a plane? You get touched when you wait in line to enter the plane and then you get touched while you are in the plane trying to find your small seat and store your luggage overhead. But damn no one can touch you at the security point!
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                        • The Seer
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 10-29-07
                          • 10641

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          who cares what people bring on planes, fly at your own risk is much better than being screened.
                          agreed, freedoms are slowly being taken away under the disguise of safety and security
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                          • SportsMushroom
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-28-10
                            • 4177

                            #14
                            wait, they can touch you now if you want to get on a plane? is there an article for info?
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                            • sportsfun
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-05-05
                              • 1055

                              #15
                              unreal what makes headlines now. Just go through the scanner!
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                              • losturmarbles
                                SBR MVP
                                • 07-01-08
                                • 4604

                                #16
                                Originally posted by SBR_John
                                I'm on a plane at least once a week and never had anyone "grope" me. The guy was just being a smart ass. We need fast and secure methods of screening passengers. I think they are looking for the best methods to prevent a terrorists from ruining our day. I'm all for it as long as its fast.
                                You sir, are a fool. I guess those people who resisted the Gestapo in Nazi Germany were being smart asses too.
                                Yeah the terrorists. Funny how every attempt to blow up a plane since 9/11 has been stopped by passengers after the government failed to provide protection for them.
                                Exactly how many terrorists have been caught by the TSA again?

                                The TSA is a complete waste of time and money. They have been caught not screening their own screeners. They have been caught hiring illegal aliens. What kind of security is this? Government!
                                The TSA has very little to do with securing your safety, and everything to with controlling and monitoring lawful citizens.

                                Of course you're all for it. You'll gladly sacrifice your liberty, your character, your values, or anything else, as long as at the end of the day it benefits you in some way.

                                So what kind of man would allow his wife/gf/kids to either go through a porno scanner or be sexually molested by a minimum wage thug? (and all in the name of safety no less)

                                A Johnny Walker kind of man would. Anyone else?
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                                • losturmarbles
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 07-01-08
                                  • 4604

                                  #17
                                  The guy's blog where he documents the whole ordeal:
                                  [These events took place roughly between 5:30 and 6:30 AM, November 13th in Terminal 2 of the San Diego International Airport. I'm writing t...


                                  More TSA encounters and related stories here:
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                                  • losturmarbles
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 07-01-08
                                    • 4604

                                    #18
                                    SBR John, you think you could remove the sanctions from my posting user account. Or at least be a man and admit it? ...sorry ...I guess we've already established what kind of man you are.
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                                    • katstale
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 02-07-07
                                      • 3924

                                      #19
                                      Ann Coulter has it correct! The airlines should be in charge of screening, not the government. I don't take my shoes off anywhere else but USA. When the next explosive substance is found in the posterior cavity of Achmed--we will finally be reduced to only people from San Fran and hawaii flying.
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                                      • pavyracer
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 04-12-07
                                        • 82780

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by katstale
                                        Ann Coulter has it correct! The airlines should be in charge of screening, not the government. I don't take my shoes off anywhere else but USA. When the next explosive substance is found in the posterior cavity of Achmed--we will finally be reduced to only people from San Fran and hawaii flying.
                                        If the airlines are in charge of screening it will be cost prohibitive to fly. Who do you think is going to pay for the scanners and employees doing the screening? They will pass the cost to the customer gouging them in the process like they do with the luggage. It will cost you $400 for ticket, $100 for luggage and $100 to get screened for security purposes.
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                                        • Muddy
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 09-16-09
                                          • 621

                                          #21
                                          They dump the nudie photos. Supposedly.
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                                          • GJMike
                                            SBR Sharp
                                            • 08-11-05
                                            • 304

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by pavyracer
                                            If the airlines are in charge of screening it will be cost prohibitive to fly. Who do you think is going to pay for the scanners and employees doing the screening? They will pass the cost to the customer gouging them in the process like they do with the luggage. It will cost you $400 for ticket, $100 for luggage and $100 to get screened for security purposes.
                                            Maybe then they will build roomier airplanes and fewer people would be flying... Might not be a bad thing.
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                                            • katstale
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 02-07-07
                                              • 3924

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by pavyracer
                                              Who do you think is going to pay for the scanners and employees doing the screening?
                                              The same people who pay for it now. did you think it was free?

                                              This is why I read in the forum every day. it lets me know how I can keep making money in the degen business.
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                                              • jbrent95
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 12-07-09
                                                • 1221

                                                #24
                                                I certainly don't want my teenage daughter filmed or groped.
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                                                • Bill Dozer
                                                  www.twitter.com/BillDozer
                                                  • 07-12-05
                                                  • 10894

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by RonPaul2008
                                                  Just wait, these fascist ***** want to bring these kind of machines everywhere...not just airports. They want to listen to everything we say, read everything we write, know everything we buy, know everywhere we go, and watch everything we do.
                                                  Agree that it always starts with a first step. Once the line is crossed for a seemingly legit reason there is no new line for those with self interests... Anything goes. We just had a close call with the internet. There was a bill, Combating Online Infringement and Counterfeits Act that would have allowed for policing domain names when it was deemed a site was selling fake goods. People who chose Joesgaragesale45723.com over Amazon and Ebay needed to be saved.
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                                                  • stealthyburrito
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 05-12-09
                                                    • 21562

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Muddy
                                                    They dump the nudie photos. Supposedly.
                                                    bullshit.

                                                    they will have a database on everyone soon enough.
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                                                    • ACoochy
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 08-19-09
                                                      • 13949

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                                      bullshit. they will have a database on everyone soon enough.
                                                      That goes without saying.....
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                                                      • CarpeDime
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 09-01-09
                                                        • 7873

                                                        #28
                                                        i just close my eyes and pretend it's a woman

                                                        it pretty much feels the same

                                                        seems like it wouldn't work, i know, but it does for me actually

                                                        try it you might be surprised

                                                        it basically does feel the same as a woman
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                                                        • jcadwell
                                                          SBR Sharp
                                                          • 07-05-10
                                                          • 475

                                                          #29
                                                          i hate it when dudes touch other dudes.. yuck
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