My Van Got Taken Away

zerocage · 02-25-08, 02:30 PM

Lets go get 'em coach!

icemantbi · 02-25-08, 02:31 PM

Wow coach, sorry to hear about that.

Keep your chin up pal. Sounds like you have hit rock bottom. You can't go anywhere but up from now on.

Shark79 · 02-25-08, 02:31 PM

There goes the girl I had for ya ... was about to open a thread about it ... now u cant take her places so she can bring in the rent. Bummer

diogee · 02-25-08, 02:32 PM

Hunt them down and take back what is yours...

purecarnagge · 02-25-08, 02:42 PM

Get a gun JJ. Oh and call 911 that works. They hate cops.

was the van stolen jj?

MOMONEY · 02-25-08, 02:59 PM

post a pic of the van jj.

MOMONEY · 02-25-08, 03:00 PM

we'll help you look for it.

jjgold · 02-25-08, 03:10 PM

Sharky send me a girl

These are the types you do not go after

Deuce · 02-25-08, 03:10 PM

If only it were next week when Mofo and I were there. It would have been a blood bath.

compaqDikk · 02-25-08, 03:11 PM

i never got over 'Petroni' the lime green '74 plymouth getting hijacked. now this. that van roared like a lion and a lot of lucky chicks got banged in the ass back there. JJ didn't they teach you how to hotwire in juvey? since Elmer is underage, he can get away with it and get you new wheels. check the GPS units they hide under there sometimes though

diogee · 02-25-08, 03:12 PM

JJ I think I found your van

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MOMONEY · 02-25-08, 03:17 PM

now that's funny

rake922 · 02-25-08, 03:21 PM

damn.. how much you think the van is worth

jjgold · 02-25-08, 03:33 PM

It was something like that Van, cool ride

diogee · 02-25-08, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

It was something like that Van, cool ride

Very nice...unfortunate that it is the wrong van. I guess the search continues.

MoneySportsGuy · 02-25-08, 03:36 PM

man now that is a funny picture.

JJ what did the dudes look like? maybe you can sketch their appearances and we can post it all over the forums see if somebody knows any of them

dodif · 02-25-08, 03:40 PM

jj likes the penis and fiction books

MoneySportsGuy · 02-25-08, 03:46 PM

how come fiction books?

Tchocky · 02-25-08, 04:32 PM

Sorry to hear about your van, JJ. But you can't continue to stiff people and not expect it to catch up with you.

Oscar · 02-25-08, 04:36 PM

jj - I don't know if you live in Philly or not, but my sister used to. She went to UPenn and while there had her car stolen 4 times - 3 different cars, 4 thefts. I don't think she owed any books tho..

purecarnagge · 02-25-08, 05:52 PM

get a gun refuse to give the van up when they threaten you shoot them in the knee. Then make them sign something saying you paid them.

Then enter witness protection program

jjgold · 02-25-08, 06:00 PM

I sold my 44 caliber for $600, i NEEDED MONEY TO GAMBLE

compaqDikk · 02-27-08, 06:31 PM

quick history on JJs van

" jjgold jjgold is offline
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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Default My Van Went Dead
I am going to bury this cocksucker that sold me this lemon All I have had is trouble with this thing and have to pray it starts everyday. It was going well for a while and all of a sudden car would stall a lot and I had to keep starting it like 15 times a day and it would stall on the fukkin highways or main roads and I would hold up traffic. I did not mind the dents and shit in the car but I thought it should run better.

Sportman you worthless cocksucker!!! You are responsible for hooking me up with this car at that gas station in Bridgeport. What did you get a piece of it?? Well Sporto I am taking off on my own $600 off the red number for the aggravation you caused me.

This early AM was the last straw. I drive over 10 miles to my favorite donut shop and had like 15 donuts in the van and then started coming back an one mile into ride home the mother fukker went dead and I could not get it going again. I had to walk 8 miles home and before I left for the journey backl I was so mad I broke every fukkin window in the car and took the plates off and left.

Sporto you mother fukker

Tip from the Coach: Never trust a hustler

Good Luck

nobshine · 02-27-08, 06:48 PM

Anything with Dewalt in the sentence is definitely not good stuff.

Thor4140 · 02-27-08, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

The only two pieces I had were a pinky ring 64k and 2 state championship wrestling rings I stole from some guy years ago.

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Sorry to hear about them stealing the state championship rings you stole previously. Hope it was an easy theft when you stole them or all that work was for nothing.

rugbybdyb · 02-27-08, 10:19 PM

I hope your video camera did not get stolen

NEP Dynasty · 02-27-08, 10:39 PM

Compaq: Where do you find these posts?

Poker_Beast · 02-27-08, 11:54 PM

Good luck JJ - you'll come back soon!

MoneySportsGuy · 02-28-08, 01:38 AM

Originally posted by Oscar

jj - I don't know if you live in Philly or not, but my sister used to. She went to UPenn and while there had her car stolen 4 times - 3 different cars, 4 thefts. I don't think she owed any books tho..

man that should be like a record. or just simply very very bad luck. or maybe she had some enemies yikes that is sucky tell her sorry

picantel · 02-28-08, 01:39 AM

nobody is dumb enough to believe his bullshit new story.

MoneySportsGuy · 02-28-08, 01:43 AM

haha picantel that is so nice of you!

diogee · 02-28-08, 01:45 AM

Damn and to think that I searched for his van and wasted my time finding a van that I though was his.

MoneySportsGuy · 02-28-08, 02:07 AM

haha diogeee nice effort though

compaqDikk · 02-28-08, 02:52 AM

Originally posted by NEP Dynasty

Compaq: Where do you find these posts?

i am not sure but i have ebooks for sell on jjs transcripts. i have yet to determine my fascination with this sickko. i dunno, it's like i look in the mirror and see myself when i see these youtubes.

i could probably got back 4+ years and recite every single post he has written. it is scary and something is wrong with me and this obsession, i'm not sure what it is. help