Let's hear about it. I know some of you guys have.
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A stripper was giving me a lapdance when she reached into her thong. I thought amazing, she is going to do more than I expected. The next thing I knew, she whipped out a snake that was very long. The snake attempted to bite me but I held it by the throat and threw it back at the stripper. The whole time the girl was screaming "Bite the sucker, Poison the sucker",.
After that I bit the stripper right where the head and hair meet, and I might've even teared a bit of head off that bitch. She just left holding her head and the snake in the other hand, I should've took pictures.
I'm pretty shaken up, sorry if I made typing mistakes.
PS: The strippers calls me every day after the incident, she says she has never been with anybody as kinky as me. I am thinking of calling the police on her, weird bitch.Comment -
There is a bar near where I live called Goodfellas.hehe,and they have a magnetic dice table in the back room office where they lure unsuspecting rubes like marshmellow salesman traveling through on business to blow their money.Comment -
Just some innocent teenage stuff. Fixed a tournament in high school. A low class variety of bridge. We won the whole thing because we knew exactly what the other had by using a simplistic system. If we held one trump card we would start with a sentence that began with 'A'. If we had two trump cards, we would start something with 'E', the next vowel. For three trump cards we would say something starting with 'I', and so on. The funny part is that we waaay overdid it, so people knew we were cheating and would sit around watching our every move, but they could never figure it out.
And, inevitably, strip poker in high school. Played with a joker, which I kept at the bottom of the deck to make sure the girl was a step ahead of me. I used to be one of those guys that could do a 'harmonica' with a card deck. Bit rusty now.
I wouldn't even recognize the high school variety of me today, but it was fun at the time.Comment