Nicky Santoro is NOT a professional gambler

**Scorpion** · 11-13-10, 03:22 PM

maybe he has a part time job delivering pizza

**LVHerbie** · 11-13-10, 03:27 PM

Ever heard of smart phones, ipads, laptops, and air cards? Given the trio I'm sure bets are still going to be made today...

**BeeMore** · 11-13-10, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by LVHerbie

Ever heard of smart phones, ipads, laptops, and air cards? Given the trio I'm sure bets are still going to be made today...

You don't know Nicky son......

Nicky is old school. Maintains his records via paper and pen. He isn't making bets on smartphones.

**Nicky Santoro** · 11-13-10, 04:53 PM

i just got back.. beemore, we made a few vids and you know what's funny... i swear without even reading this thread, i said in the vid that i can't believe these guys are making me miss College Football.. my most important day. i even said in the vid how i haven't missed a college football betting day since 1992 and that these guys are the reason..

funny how you said same thing.. we think alike.

**flyingillini** · 11-13-10, 05:10 PM

Nicky took us to one hell of a Deli! Thanks again Nicky!

**BEANTOWNJIM** · 11-13-10, 05:29 PM

HEY ILILINI WHY DONT YOU KNOCK OFF ALL THAT JEW STUFF YOUR REALLY STARTING TO BOTHER A LOT OF PEOPLE WITH YOUR SUPER JEW ATTITUDE.

HEY ILLINI IF YOU WENT TO SCHOOL WHERE I DID AND TOLD ANYBODY YOU WERE A JEW YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE BEATEN OF YOUR LIFE ON A DAILY BASIS SO CUT THE SHIT WITH YOUR JEW TALK I AM GETTING FED UP

SHALOM YOUR LITTLE F-CKING JEW NO CUT THE SHIT

ILLINI WAS COLD LAST NIGHT WHAT A F-CKING WHINING LITTLE JEW SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE JUST KICKED HIS ARSE AND GOTTEN IT OVER WITH

ILLINI WHATS A JEWISH WOMENS/MANS FAVORITE WINE
(I WANT TO GO TO FLORIDA)

**SlickFazzer** · 11-13-10, 05:31 PM

oh boy,...

**BEANTOWNJIM** · 11-13-10, 05:31 PM

HEY NICKY IF YOU REALLY ARE SICK GAMBLER WHAT WAS IT LIKE BANGING CLEVFAN AND HOW DID YOU GET RID OF HER GRUBBY KID SO YOU COULD BE ALONE.I ALWAYS WONDERED ABOUT THIS I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GET SUCKED IN SUPPORTING HER AND HER KID

**frizzelli** · 11-13-10, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM

HEY NICKY IF YOU REALLY ARE SICK GAMBLER WHAT WAS IT LIKE BANGING CLEVFAN AND HOW DID YOU GET RID OF HER GRUBBY KID SO YOU COULD BE ALONE.I ALWAYS WONDERED ABOUT THIS I REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GET SUCKED IN SUPPORTING HER AND HER KID

BTJ on one of his epic rants.

**Brock Landers** · 11-13-10, 05:35 PM

Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM

HEY ILILINI WHY DONT YOU KNOCK OFF ALL THAT JEW STUFF YOUR REALLY STARTING TO BOTHER A LOT OF PEOPLE WITH YOUR SUPER JEW ATTITUDE.

HEY ILLINI IF YOU WENT TO SCHOOL WHERE I DID AND TOLD ANYBODY YOU WERE A JEW YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE BEATEN OF YOUR LIFE ON A DAILY BASIS SO CUT THE SHIT WITH YOUR JEW TALK I AM GETTING FED UP SHALOM YOUR LITTLE F-CKING JEW NO CUT THE SHIT

ILLINI WAS COLD LAST NIGHT WHAT A F-CKING WHINING LITTLE JEW SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE JUST KICKED HIS ARSE AND GOTTEN IT OVER WITH ILLINI WHATS A JEWISH WOMENS/MANS FAVORITE WINE (I WANT TO GO TO FLORIDA)

Jimmy, are you into collecting cans of Zyklon B too?

**Nicky Santoro** · 11-13-10, 05:36 PM

Flyer was in heaven here.. despite me being a non jew, i live in the most jewish area in canada. i took him for a ride around and i swear the kid was so excited. he was like a kid in a candy store. i showed him 4 synangogues, a bunch of hanuka menora's, i even took him to see a rabbi... and i swear when he met him, he shook his hand and you'd think he just met Michael Jordan. his tongue just dropped. Flyer felt like he was back home in Israel again..

and then when i took them to the deli, flyer was so happy. 80% of the menu had jewish things i'd never heard of.. and flyer was in heaven.. He ordered a matza ball soup and some other jewish dish that i'd never seen in my life. It looked like 200 dead worms, and i could have sworn they were still alive.. i saw one move..

Next time he wants to go to Israel, all he has to do is come visit me again and it's the exact same thing, except 3k cheaper..

**jjgold** · 11-13-10, 05:37 PM

We are back but only temporarily , Nicky took us out, vids later

**frizzelli** · 11-13-10, 05:38 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

Flyer was in heaven here.. despite me being a non jew, i live in the most jewish area in canada. i took him for a ride around and i swear the kid was so excited. he was like a kid in a candy store. i showed him 4 synangogues, a bunch of hanuka menora's, i even took him to see a rabbi... and i swear when he met him, he shook his hand and you'd think he just met Michael Jordan. his tongue just dropped. Flyer felt like he was back in home in Israel again..

and then when i took them to the deli, flyer was so happy. 80% of the menu had jewish things i'd never heard of.. and flyer was in heaven.. He ordered a matza ball soup and some other jewish dish that i'd never seen in my life. It looked 200 dead worms, and i could have sworn they were still alive.. i saw one move..

Next time he wants to go to Israel, all he has to do is come visit me again and it's the exact same thing, except 3k cheaper..

Nicky your a class act seriously.

**Brock Landers** · 11-13-10, 05:40 PM

Nicky, Did you take them to Schwartz's??

Nicky, its one of the best Jewish Deli's in the world

**flyingillini** · 11-13-10, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

Flyer was in heaven here.. despite me being a non jew, i live in the most jewish area in canada. i took him for a ride around and i swear the kid was so excited. he was like a kid in a candy store. i showed him 4 synangogues, a bunch of hanuka menora's, i even took him to see a rabbi... and i swear when he met him, he shook his hand and you'd think he just met Michael Jordan. his tongue just dropped. Flyer felt like he was back home in Israel again..

and then when i took them to the deli, flyer was so happy. 80% of the menu had jewish things i'd never heard of.. and flyer was in heaven.. He ordered a matza ball soup and some other jewish dish that i'd never seen in my life. It looked 200 dead worms, and i could have sworn they were still alive.. i saw one move..

Next time he wants to go to Israel, all he has to do is come visit me again and it's the exact same thing, except 3k cheaper..

I was not in Heaven because as a Jew there is no such thing as Heaven but I was in awe of my surroundings and the places you showed me. The Rabbi was very nice and I am going to keep in touch with him. I am going to Friday night services when I come back. The food was 10x much better than any other jewish Deli I have been to in CA. I love Montreal and Cote Saint Luc! I am in shock about the girls here. They are all in good shape and very very hot!

**Brock Landers** · 11-13-10, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

I was not in Heaven because as a Jew there is no such thing as Heaven but I was in awe of my surroundings and the places you showed me. The Rabbi was very nice and I am going to keep in touch with him. I am going to Friday night services when I come back. The food was 10x much better than any other jewish Deli I have been to in CA. I love Montreal and Cote Saint Luc! I am in shock about the girls here. They are all in good shape and very very hot!

Illini, give us some quotes from the NEW Testament for a change. Gospel of John 3:14

**frizzelli** · 11-13-10, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

I was not in Heaven because as a Jew there is no such thing as Heaven but I was in awe of my surroundings and the places you showed me. The Rabbi was very nice and I am going to keep in touch with him. I am going to Friday night services when I come back. The food was 10x much better than any other jewish Deli I have been to in CA. I love Montreal and Cote Saint Luc! I am in shock about the girls here. They are all in good shape and very very hot!

Just remember it's not sexual assault if the girl says no in a different language.

**flyingillini** · 11-13-10, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

Illini, give us some quotes from the NEW Testament for a change. Gospel of John 3:14

Brock, I know not one thing from the new Testament.

**Brock Landers** · 11-13-10, 05:45 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

Brock, I know not one thing from the new Testament.

**iifold** · 11-13-10, 05:46 PM

why isnt Brock with you guys?

**Nicky Santoro** · 11-13-10, 05:46 PM

brocker, it wasn't Schwartz.. we could not go to schwartz because flyer is a vegetarian.. instead i took em to the one of the best deli's in montreal.. they have everything there.. lots of jew stuff for flyer and me and JJ had the super deluxe smoked meat. they might be 2nd best in town right behind schwartz.. very very good. you'll see it in vid.

flyer, i have been telling everyone at sbr that montreal has by far the hottest girls. no one believed me. boys, today we saw about 18 girls pass us by, and ask them, alllll were hot... all had great bodies.. even the 57 yr old we saw had a smoking body.. there are no fat girls in montreal. NONE.. everyone's a health fanatic here. girls really take care of themselves here. they eat right and go to the gym.

Flyer, i am warning you not to come here in JULY and AUG.. girls walk in short skirts and shorts. go take a walk on Ste Catherine street on a weekday between 12pm and 1pm. you will totally freak out. you'll think you've died and gone to heaven...i assure you you'll walk with an erection the whole time.

**Brock Landers** · 11-13-10, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

brocker, it wasn't Schwartz.. we could not go to schwartz because flyer is a vegetarian.. instead i took em to the one of the best deli's in montreal.. they have everything there.. lots of jew stuff for flyer and me and JJ had the super deluxe smoked meat. they might be 2nd best in town right behind schwartz.. very very good. you'll see it in vid. flyer, i have been telling everyone at sbr that montreal has by far the hottest girls. no one believed me. boys, today we saw about 18 girls pass us by, and ask them, alllll were hot... all had great bodies.. even the 57 yr old we saw had a smoking body.. there are no fat girls in montreal. NONE.. everyone's a health fanatic here. girls really take care of themselves here. they eat right and go to the gym. Flyer, i am warning you not to come here in JULY and AUG.. girls walk in short skirts and shorts. go take a walk on Ste Catherine street on a weekday between 12pm and 1pm. you will totally freak out. i assure you you'll walk with an erection the whole time.

thats dissapointing as far as smoked meat goes. But i trust you know good places to go. Dunn's Famous is da bomb.

Nicky, health fanatics? Quebecois has the highest SMOKING rate in north America...its bad.

**flyingillini** · 11-13-10, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

brocker, it wasn't Schwartz.. we could not go to schwartz because flyer is a vegetarian.. instead i took em to the one of the best deli's in montreal.. they have everything there.. lots of jew stuff for flyer and me and JJ had the super deluxe smoked meat. they might be 2nd best in town right behind schwartz.. very very good. you'll see it in vid.

flyer, i have been telling everyone at sbr that montreal has by far the hottest girls. no one believed me. boys, today we saw about 18 girls pass us by, and ask them, alllll were hot... all had great bodies.. even the 57 yr old we saw had a smoking body.. there are no fat girls in montreal. NONE.. everyone's a health fanatic here. girls really take care of themselves here. they eat right and go to the gym.

Flyer, i am warning you not to come here in JULY and AUG.. girls walk in short skirts and shorts. go take a walk on Ste Catherine street on a weekday between 12pm and 1pm. you will totally freak out. you'll think you've died and gone to heaven...i assure you you'll walk with an erection the whole time.

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Nicky, I had no clue that the girls would be this hot here, never seen anything like it in my life. Keep in kind, I am surrounded by some of the hottest girls in Santa Barbara in the state of CA. It's the most amazing thing here. The more shocking this is they are all in great shape, unreal! I am blown away at how clean Montreal is. It's unlike anywhere in California.

Nicky, I am thinking about going back to the place and asking our waitress to come to Santa Barbara for a weekend. I might be heading back within 30 minutes. I came back to the hotel and I released to her already.

**Nicky Santoro** · 11-13-10, 05:59 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

Nicky, I am thinking about going back to the place and asking our waitress to come to Santa Barbara for a weekend. I might be heading back within 30 minutes. I came back to hotel and I released to her already.

yeah, she was good, she had a great smile, and very sweet. she loved that you guys were from the states.. and when i told her that it was JJGOLD from SBR forum.com, she looked at me like i was crazy.. come on, gimme a break. it's her that's crazy. i am sure she was playing dumb.. come on, gimme a break.. how can anyone not know who JJGOLD is?? everyone knows JJgold...he's bigger than John Travolta for christ sakes.

she did not fool me one bit. she knew him. she was playing dumb.

**jjgold** · 11-13-10, 06:55 PM

**BeeMore** · 11-14-10, 11:46 AM

Bad move leaving your house Nicky....

I went 24-9 in NCAAF yesterday.....had a great day....a top 5 all time day for me..........

That meal cost you money, and you missed out on some great bets in NCAAF....

I know you are kicking yourself today, especially after you go 8-19 in NFL today and wish you had yesterday's profits to make up for it...

**BeeMore** · 11-14-10, 12:11 PM