How to avoid watching NFL Sunday with friends so that you can bet at home?

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  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    How to avoid watching NFL Sunday with friends so that you can bet at home?


    We all get invited over to peoples places for NFL Sunday or at a bar or whatever. I've run out of excuses not to go. They cannot know that Mathy is laying 100k every Sunday.

    Boys what do I do??

    Best should have been to say I never watch NFL and totally uninterested
  • bobbyfk
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-19-09
    • 15218

    #2
    say you are sick and can't go because you don't want to spread germs
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    • mathdotcom
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-24-08
      • 11689

      #3
      bobby the season is more than 1 week long
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      • Cap dat 4ss
        Restricted User
        • 10-11-10
        • 3665

        #4
        Or you could tell them the truth that you are a sick introverted degenerate without personality and feel more comfortable at home by yourself so you can place the occasional $50 bet and look at kiddie pron
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        • DrunkHorseplayer
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 05-15-10
          • 7719

          #5
          Why can't they know that you're (supposedly) laying 100k every Sunday?
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          • ProfaneReality
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 04-14-09
            • 7607

            #6
            grow a sack and tell them you dont want to.
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            • Ace_of_Spades
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 10-14-09
              • 13518

              #7
              Tell them you have herpes.
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              • Yi
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 03-19-09
                • 646

                #8
                Just say you're not interested in NFL.
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                • French Tickler
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 03-25-10
                  • 817

                  #9
                  Tell them you converted to Mormanism and you must spend every Sunday at the Temple... then invite them along.

                  They will stay away from you like the plague every Sunday
                  Men get fifty dollars for a sperm donation. I've got a towel at home thats worth $250,000. It's leaning up against the wall in my bedroom
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                  • chilidog
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 04-05-09
                    • 10305

                    #10
                    Make your bets before you go hang out with them.
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                    • windwind
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 07-21-10
                      • 597

                      #11
                      are they ganna eat you if they find out u bet on sports?
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                      • TR88
                        Restricted User
                        • 06-10-10
                        • 9364

                        #12
                        have you heard of a internet on your phone
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                        • Full Time Hobo
                          SBR MVP
                          • 05-16-10
                          • 2778

                          #13
                          Tell them you are a flaming homo and by spending time with them you only are thinking about getting in their pants instead of watching the games.

                          (Assuming they're all straight dudes that is)
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                          • mikeanite
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 04-13-10
                            • 475

                            #14
                            wtf, some off shore books would take your 100,000 bets? which ones?
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                            • lakerboy
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 04-02-09
                              • 94379

                              #15
                              Just say no.
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                              • BettingGeek
                                Restricted User
                                • 10-07-10
                                • 3555

                                #16
                                Bring with you a 3G Ipad or Iphone/Ipod touch wuteva (with internet connection). Problem solved!
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                                • mathdotcom
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-24-08
                                  • 11689

                                  #17


                                  This thread is proof you guys are small time
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                                  • dfberger23
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 11-08-10
                                    • 5069

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by mathdotcom


                                    This thread is proof you guys are small time
                                    Actually it proves that you are a pussy.
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                                    • B1GER1C828
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 07-31-07
                                      • 10244

                                      #19
                                      Tell them you gotta spindle JJ.
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                                      • B1GER1C828
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 07-31-07
                                        • 10244

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by dfberger23
                                        Actually it proves that you are a pussy.
                                        mathy is 10x better at every sense of betting than u...shut it.
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                                        • The Seer
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 10-29-07
                                          • 10641

                                          #21
                                          Tell them you have a part time job on Sundays.
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                                          • pavyracer
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 04-12-07
                                            • 82772

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by mathdotcom


                                            We all get invited over to peoples places for NFL Sunday or at a bar or whatever. I've run out of excuses not to go. They cannot know that Mathy is laying 100k every Sunday.

                                            Boys what do I do??

                                            Best should have been to say I never watch NFL and totally uninterested
                                            why do you need friends?
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                                            • Herky
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 05-09-10
                                              • 748

                                              #23
                                              Just say no. Why do you need an excuse?
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                                              • mathdotcom
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 03-24-08
                                                • 11689

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                why do you need friends?

                                                Sharp post!!!!

                                                They are a consequence of leaving the house and sometimes hard to get rid of actually. What a battle.
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                                                • Deuce
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 01-12-08
                                                  • 29843

                                                  #25
                                                  You're a social jerkoff.
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                                                  • Killer_Demo
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 06-15-08
                                                    • 8409

                                                    #26
                                                    better to have friends that wanna kick it with ya instead of being at home all the time
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                                                    • Dutch
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 09-21-10
                                                      • 4339

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by mathdotcom


                                                      This thread is proof you guys are small time

                                                      This thread is proof that you need help saying no to people and aren't clever enough to come up with your own excuses.
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                                                      • AribaAriba
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 04-03-09
                                                        • 2922

                                                        #28
                                                        fck men this happens all the time to me too. I ran out of excuses to not be w/ them including my girl. They always find strange that i cant be w/ them anytime before 7.LOL
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                                                        • rem sleep
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 10-04-10
                                                          • 1238

                                                          #29
                                                          I just dont pick up my phone or turn it off and say my signal is bad at the house.
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