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  • stevek173
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    • 03-29-08
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    #1
    A girl makes eye contact with you - what do you do
    Ok I am taken, but i was just seeing where I was at kind of.

    Was in business attire looking pretty sharp and came to the back of the line at the copy place, she was 2nd. She was a perfect and I mean PERFECT 10. I decide to look at her until she feels it. She does and turns around real quick, then turns back around. Then, and this is my favorite part, gives me the double take. If anything I was flattered by getting that from her. I looked for a second, then back down to my paperwork. Waited for her to pay then just as she was about to pass me looked up, I figured we lock eyes right then or we don't is how it works. She looked down at her paperwork and passed me as expected, she was a perfect 10 and probably about 15 years younger then me, but I did get the double take.

    What's your move there boys? Do you try to chat her up even though she is looking down at her paperwork?

    The funny part was she parked next to me so that I had about 9 inches to get into my car so she probably thought I was getting creepy approaching her car when I simply got into mine, didn't look at her and left.

    I am very happy with my girl, like I said was just kind of seeing where I was at. If you were in this situation, and single would you try to talk to her there? Obviously if she ignores you or acts creeped out you have to stand there in the line knowing everyone saw you get sickly burnt, and that would be humiliating.

    I know some of you would have tried to chat her up in the copy place, then if she brushed you off you would have pounded on her car until she either drove off freaked out or she rolled down her window when you would have asked her if she liked the over in the NFL game tonight. But I am not that kind of guy.
  • Ninersnut
    SBR MVP
    • 05-20-10
    • 3730

    #2
    Your not anywhere you just creeped some bitch out at a Fed-Ex Kinko's. Atleast you didn't get maced.
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    • bobbyfk
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-19-09
      • 15218

      #3
      It wouldn't hurt to chat her up and see where it leads
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      • TexansFan
        SBR MVP
        • 09-06-06
        • 3365

        #4
        You probably had a big booger hanging out of your nose.
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        • stevek173
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 03-29-08
          • 27598

          #5
          Originally posted by bobbyfk
          It wouldn't hurt to chat her up and see where it leads
          Yeah if there was a 1 on 1 chance I would have been more aggro. But in line in that tight of an environment is a tough one only because of the repercussions if you get the cold shoulder.
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          • eidolon
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 01-02-08
            • 9531

            #6
            A girl makes eye contact with you - what do you do

            ...then I jizz in my pants!
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            • chilidog
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-05-09
              • 10305

              #7
              Be proud that you still 'got it', and go about your day, since you're attached. If you were single, then yah, talk to her.
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              • CarpeDime
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-01-09
                • 7873

                #8
                Originally posted by Ninersnut
                Your not anywhere you just creeped some bitch out at a Fed-Ex Kinko's. Atleast you didn't get maced.

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                • yisman
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-01-08
                  • 75682

                  #9
                  Fake left and go right.
                  [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                  [/quote]

                  [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                  • Dad
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-26-08
                    • 23245

                    #10
                    Steve, were you making copies of the parlay cards?
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                    • MadTiger
                      SBR MVP
                      • 04-19-09
                      • 2724

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Ninersnut
                      Your not anywhere you just creeped some bitch out at a Fed-Ex Kinko's. Atleast you didn't get maced.
                      Well-played.
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                      • stevek173
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 03-29-08
                        • 27598

                        #12
                        Originally posted by chilidog
                        Be proud that you still 'got it', and go about your day, since you're attached. If you were single, then yah, talk to her.
                        This is what I got from it.
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                        • stevek173
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 03-29-08
                          • 27598

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Dad
                          Steve, were you making copies of the parlay cards?
                          No. Of pics from your "girls kissing girls" thread. I decided I need new wallpaper.
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                          • over5.5
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 09-10-10
                            • 530

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Ninersnut
                            Your not anywhere you just creeped some bitch out at a Fed-Ex Kinko's. Atleast you didn't get maced.
                            awesome.
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                            • brooks85
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 01-05-09
                              • 44709

                              #15
                              a girl makes eye contact with me..

                              I adjust my junk to let her know I mean business, life's too short too spend time buttering them up
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                              • stealthyburrito
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-12-09
                                • 21562

                                #16
                                Originally posted by eidolon
                                A girl makes eye contact with you - what do you do

                                ...then I jizz in my pants!


                                great song.
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                                • pavyracer
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 04-12-07
                                  • 82785

                                  #17
                                  Lets hear her part of the story before we make any judgement. Find out if any 911 calls were placed from the copy place today.
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                                  • sundin4prez
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 03-09-10
                                    • 1970

                                    #18
                                    pull the cock out! what else
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                                    • stevek173
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 03-29-08
                                      • 27598

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by stealthyburrito


                                      great song.


                                      Then tell her I just ate a grape?
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                                      • losturmarbles
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 07-01-08
                                        • 4604

                                        #20
                                        You should've got her number and then sent her some of the text messages you posted in pz

                                        and maybe a cock shot. or brett farve's cock shot.

                                        Best way to play it with a really hot girl is to find a way to criticize her looks, especially in front of other people. Then maybe compliment her intelligence, but tear her down about her looks in some way. Get in her head. She's been told her whole life how pretty she is, but you're different. You don't see it. Then she'll want to prove to you she's hot.
                                        This only works with young naive cunts and you still have to be somewhat desirable and really cocky. Girls say they don't like cocky guys, but the truth is they don't like the control a cocky guy possess over them.

                                        This girl may have been waiting for you in the parking lot to see if you were going to make a move or not.
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                                        • BatemanPatrickl
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 06-21-07
                                          • 18772

                                          #21
                                          What a train wreck this guy Steve is. Steve by sharp business attire do you mean a clip on tie and dockers. Steve last time I checked sharp businessmen don't go to fuking Kinko's Steve they use their the equipment in their office or better yet have an admin copy shit. Steve you are happy with a girl that cheats on you, spends your money, gives you Hillybilly Herpes and cheats on you?

                                          Steve next time you make a video making french toast from your bed show us that the cigareete you are smoking does not have crack in the tip.

                                          Good God man you have issues.

                                          Steve she was looking at the two teeth you have in your mouth or the deformed head you have from inbreeding. Steve seeks help.
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                                          • stevek173
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 03-29-08
                                            • 27598

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                            What a train wreck this guy Steve is. Steve by sharp business attire do you mean a clip on tie and dockers. Steve last time I checked sharp businessmen don't go to fuking Kinko's Steve they use their the equipment in their office or better yet have an admin copy shit. Steve you are happy with a girl that cheats on you, spends your money, gives you Hillybilly Herpes and cheats on you?

                                            Steve next time you make a video making french toast from your bed show us that the cigareete you are smoking does not have crack in the tip.

                                            Good God man you have issues.

                                            Steve she was looking at the two teeth you have in your mouth or the deformed head you have from inbreeding. Steve seeks help.
                                            How's Thanksgiving looking? Oh, thats right, sorry.

                                            and that's some funny shit you said about my ex. I do agree she is a money grubbing whore. But that is so 2 months ago Bateman. Get with the times.
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                                            • Dad
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 11-26-08
                                              • 23245

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by stevek173
                                              No. Of pics from your "girls kissing girls" thread. I decided I need new wallpaper.
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                                              • chilidog
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 04-05-09
                                                • 10305

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by losturmarbles
                                                You should've got her number and then sent her some of the text messages you posted in pz

                                                and maybe a cock shot. or brett farve's cock shot.

                                                Best way to play it with a really hot girl is to find a way to criticize her looks, especially in front of other people. Then maybe compliment her intelligence, but tear her down about her looks in some way. Get in her head. She's been told her whole life how pretty she is, but you're different. You don't see it. Then she'll want to prove to you she's hot.
                                                This only works with young naive cunts and you still have to be somewhat desirable and really cocky. Girls say they don't like cocky guys, but the truth is they don't like the control a cocky guy possess over them.

                                                This girl may have been waiting for you in the parking lot to see if you were going to make a move or not.
                                                It all boils down to ...

                                                Tell a pretty woman that she's smart.
                                                Tell an ugly chick that she's pretty.

                                                Be sure to tell both of them that they're unique/different/special.

                                                Women are so easy to manipulate.
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                                                • BatemanPatrickl
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 06-21-07
                                                  • 18772

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by stevek173
                                                  How's Thanksgiving looking? Oh, thats right, sorry.
                                                  Looking solid. Ex is coming into town + I am still hanging out with the other girl. Steve unlike you I have teeth and my bed does not smell like pork roll. As far as Nookie Cookie goes you may want to drop her back off at the County Hosiptal for rehab.
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                                                  • stevek173
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 03-29-08
                                                    • 27598

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                                    Looking solid. Ex is coming into town + I am still hanging out with the other girl. Steve unlike you I have teeth and my bed does not smell like pork roll. As far as Nookie Cookie goes you may want to drop her back off at the County Hosiptal for rehab.
                                                    Good shit. LOL Nookie Cookie. FAHK her. I have moved on glad to hear you did too bitch ass
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                                                    • stevek173
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 03-29-08
                                                      • 27598

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by chilidog
                                                      It all boils down to ...

                                                      Tell a pretty woman that she's smart.
                                                      Tell an ugly chick that she's pretty.

                                                      Be sure to tell both of them that they're unique/different/special.

                                                      Women are so easy to manipulate.
                                                      You seem to know the game chili. I have a problem with the first thing - I love all women too much to say anything mean to them. Well almost all of them anyway.
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                                                      • chilidog
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 04-05-09
                                                        • 10305

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by stevek173

                                                        You seem to know the game chili. I have a problem with the first thing - I love all women too much to say anything mean to them. Well almost all of them anyway.
                                                        It works better than the shit my mom told me when I was like 12 ... "just be yourself". Psh, yah right
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                                                        • stevek173
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 03-29-08
                                                          • 27598

                                                          #29
                                                          I'm fuckin sayin man
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                                                          • Bezmeticu
                                                            SBR Hustler
                                                            • 11-07-10
                                                            • 53

                                                            #30
                                                            I would go introduce myself, and the first thing I would ask her is what is her favourite fruit in order to know what kind of pancakes to bring her the next morning )
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                                                            • Ace_of_Spades
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 10-14-09
                                                              • 13518

                                                              #31
                                                              I repeat, stop posting lame ass stories about chick stories. It's getting fukin stupid.
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                                                              • stevek173
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 03-29-08
                                                                • 27598

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Ace_of_Spades
                                                                I repeat, stop posting lame ass stories about chick stories. It's getting fukin stupid.
                                                                The story was not the point, it was more asking what others would do in a similar situation, or when a girl makes eye contact with you at all. It's cool though.
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                                                                • GiveMeaBJ
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 09-08-09
                                                                  • 8449

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I would immediately look down and think of an excuse to get at least 50 yards away until she left. As I stared from 50 yards away I would try to snap pictures of her ass from my cell phone. They would be terrible pictures but I would still tug my dick to her later thinking of what could have been if I hadn't been such a pussy.
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                                                                  • Shonner
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 09-05-10
                                                                    • 1361

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Yeah she took a double take as in, why the fukk is this asshole staring at me
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                                                                    • Richkas
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 02-03-08
                                                                      • 19396

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Its called eye phucking. Doesnt mean a thing. Good looking girls love to eye phuck. Doesnt mean a thing though.
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