Going to DEFCOM Dick Mode...

[BatemanPatrickl]

Boys since I moved back up to New Jersey, I've been too nice of a guy. Too complacent, too forgiving and way too passive.

It's time to go back to what made Patrick Bateman the real life dick that everyone hates.

Temper tantrums will start again, rants, blowing up on people. Taking down business.

No more Mr. Nice guy boys getting rejected by that girl made me turn the corner. Stay tuned for some exciting stories; shit you wouldn't dream of. Dads lock up your daughters.

[ProfaneReality]

Willie is watching you.. and he has a hair trigger

[BatemanPatrickl]

Willie is watching you.. and he has a hair trigger

I know that but SBR and the world needs the real Patrick Bateman back.

[tltaylor89]

I am looking forward to more of those stories.

[BatemanPatrickl]

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

[sam9ball]

But, I like the new Bateman!

[RealSlimShady]

Which girl turned you down, Bateman?

[jjgold]

Nice guys finish last with girls

Better to be aggressive and nasty

try this

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[tltaylor89]

Be a dick to her Bateman then she will suck the dick that was being a dick to her.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Which girl turned you down, Bateman?

New one. Super hotty. Call me.

[Extra Innings]

Do what comes natural

[BatemanPatrickl]

Do what comes natural