Great line to use on women at a bar!

[Michaelmakesit]

I told a woman tonight at Happy Endings bar in Hollywood after playing beer pong with few people that

I was looking to cuddle later. she turned to me and asked me what my name was and i told her and then

i asked her is that a name you want to cuddle up with. she didn't answer....i then asked her "would

you like to have some of my medicine" and winked and grabbed her by her waist and she smiled and grabbed my hand

and that was that

heres a pic of her......also she was so drunk b4 she got to the bar she thought it was still halloween

[fsugolf]

real ladies man here folks...wow you must be smooth

[MendozaLine]

im starting to hate this kid

[Michaelmakesit]

real ladies man here folks...wow you must be smooth

smooth as her pussy

[ROFLcopter]

Would you like to have some of my medicine? What the fukk kind of line is that?

[Michaelmakesit]

Would you like to have some of my medicine? What the fukk kind of line is that?

it worked...but then again i was drunkand still am and she was too and she still is after dropping her off im sure

[eidolon]

looks like she has some nice milky

[Michaelmakesit]

looks like she has some nice milky

i see you put on your glasses

[13th Inning]

When I hear "my medicine", all I can think of is Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson....


Good shit...

[Michaelmakesit]

When I hear "my medicine", all I can think of is Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson....


Good shit...

[rem sleep]

those are some nice tittaysssssssss

[SCRAGGS]

i like the , how was the head.

[8ArIvd5]

I would have spoiled her with a pearl necklace.

[Michaelmakesit]

i like the , how was the head.

no head.
just kitchen fuk and she had some good left over lasagnia from the night before.
gotta love kitchen fuking.......once u r done dont need to go far to fill up the tank for the next session

[bobbyfk]

nice job...you are same age as me but get 100X more snatch....

[Hoja Verdes]

nice job...you are same age as me but get 100X more snatch....

allegedly...

[blackbeSSt]

nice job...you are same age as me but get 100X more snatch....

of course since he posted this on the internet its GOTTA be true

[statnerds]

man, you managed to pick up a drunk chick in a bar?

how?

I mean it isn't like chicks love d!ck and go to bars to use some guy for his penis.

I am old enough to remember when the game started changing. women are in pursuit of men on equal footing now.

Her version:

Me and my girls had a little to drink. You know how I get. Some I was horny and looking for some c0ck. So we went to the bar and I found this guy that wasn't ugly. Not hot, but when it is 1 am and you need a warm body, he would do. So he used these terrible pick up lines, but I fukked him anyway. Men are so easy to manipulate.

[jjgold]

This guy has not validated himself yet, way too many stories

I am not a beleiver

[shari91]

I'm still stuck on the girl apparently thinking it was still Hallowe'en a week later. A day later, ok. A week later? That's actually unbelievable but it must be true because I just read it on here.

Anyway, Michael you may have a future here as the Love God of PT. Best of luck with it all.

[Reload]

[Banjo Man]

The chick was probably drunk all week and never changed her costume, definitely a hard close.

[Banjo Man]

She would have gone home with me in a minute for a mini Snickers and a shot...

[DrStale]

How is that a great line? Just because it worked? She was wasted, that's how you were successful.

[RonPaul2008]

man, you managed to pick up a drunk chick in a bar?

how?

I mean it isn't like chicks love d!ck and go to bars to use some guy for his penis.

I am old enough to remember when the game started changing. women are in pursuit of men on equal footing now.

Her version:

Me and my girls had a little to drink. You know how I get. Some I was horny and looking for some c0ck. So we went to the bar and I found this guy that wasn't ugly. Not hot, but when it is 1 am and you need a warm body, he would do. So he used these terrible pick up lines, but I fukked him anyway. Men are so easy to manipulate.

As if the guy wasn't happy to be 'manipulated.'

[THE PROFIT]

I think she is probably a real leprechaun & that was not a costume. Was she hiding a pot o' gold between them big ol' titaaaaaays?

[jwbama23]

no head. just kitchen fuk and she had some good left over lasagnia from the night before. gotta love kitchen fuking.......once u r done dont need to go far to fill up the tank for the next session

this story is doubtful.

Good try.

[jwbama23]

The only thing that makes this some what believable is that you didnt post a pic of a decent looking girl.