(line moves stick them up your arse)

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANYMORE BULLSHIT ABOUT LINE MOVES AND BEING ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF A LINE MOVE.ITS ALL A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT AFTER WHAT I SAW LAST NIGHT.

BOYS LAST NIGHTS UTAH AND GOLDEN STATES TOTAL WENT FROM 220 THATS THE NUMBER I GOT I SAID WOW I AM FINALLY ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF A LINE MOVE THE TOTAL ENDED UP BEING 223 1/2 I FELT LIKE WHY EVEN PLAY THE GAME I HAVE A 3 1/2 POINT LINE MOVE THIS IS EASY MONEY I AM ON THE RIGHT SIDE

BOYS IF I TOLD YOU THE FINAL SCORE YOU WILL LAUGH AND SAY THAT ONLY HAPPENS TO BEANTOWNJIM

FINAL SCORE GOLDEN STATE 85 UTAH 78

BOYS SO MUCH FOR LINE MOVES MY TOTAL ONLY MISSED BY 70 1/2 POINTS I REALLY SWEATED THAT ONE OUT WHEN IT WAS 40 TO 38 AT THE HALF.

I DONT EVER WANT TO HEAR ABOUT LINE MOVES AGAIN AND BEING ON THE RIGHT SIDE ITS ALL A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THESE OVERPAID JANITORS IN THE NIGERIAN BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION ARE GOING TO DO.LINE MOVES MEAN SHIT AND I HAVE ALWAYS SAID THIS

THE ONLY TIME THESE BONE HEADS MOVE FAST IS WHEN YOU SAY (WHITE WOMEN) THEN THE F-CKING NIGERIANS ARE RUNNING LIKE BULLET BOB HAYES

[Michaelmakesit]

FUNNIEST THREAD EVER!!!

[pavyracer]

I had the under on this one. Who the hell bets a 223.5 over total?

[Mikail]

Nigerian I know a nigerian. Nicest guy you'd ever meet.

[Michaelmakesit]

I had the under on this one. Who the hell bets a 223.5 over total?

i took over 232 in golden st. suns game last year!
it was my biggest bet of the year
had 1,100 to win 1k on it
ill never forget that game
it went over with 6 min left in game and it ended up being like 280 something total

[BEANTOWNJIM]

I HAD THAT SAME GAME MICHAEL ME BOY THEY ENDED UP WITH LIKE 268 THE FINAL WAS LIKE 240 TO 228.THE UTAH JAZZ ARE ONLY AN OVER TEAM AT HOME THEY SUCK AND SHOOT A LOW PERCENTAGE ON THE ROAD F-CK THEM I AM DONE WOITH THAT SHIT TEAM

I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE A TRACK MEET LAST NIGHT AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE ONE OF THE LOWEST SCORING GAMES IN NBA HISTORY (F-CKING NIGERIANS)

[shari91]

Sorry Jimmy, but this is pretty friggin hilarious. Shithouse game though - maybe JJ can call Tony and get your money back since you were robbed a la Brock?

[BEANTOWNJIM]

140 TO 128 SORRY BOYS I WROTE 240 TO 228 I KNOW SOME NIT WIT WILL CHIME IN ON THAT

LINE MOVES ARE SO OVERRETED I CANT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I THOUGHT I WAS ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF A LINE MOVE AND LOST

[firedawg]

beaner is sharp................

[pavyracer]

no the Jazz play defense on the road..and since when a team with three Russians on the roster are called Nigerians?

[BEANTOWNJIM]

I CANT F-CKING BEAT 5 DIMES SPORTSBOOK THEY HAVE MY GOD DAM NUMBER JJGOLD FIND OUT IF TONY IS A DAGO IF I AM LOSING AT 5 DIMES I AT LEAST WANT TO CALL HIM NAMES LIKE WHOP AND DAGO JUST TO GET MY MONIES WORTH.

IN THE IRISH SECTION OF BOSTON THERE ARE TWO GROUPS YOU DONT WANT MOVING IN NEXT DOOR NIGERIANS AND ITALIANS THATS HOW IT USED TO BE UNTIL I MET MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR YURI SO NOW YOU DONT WANT 3 GROUPS MOVING INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD ITALIANS,NIGERIANS AND RUSSIANS

I MIGHT CALL TONY TODAY AND TELL HIM SOME OF MY ITALIAN JOKES

[BEANTOWNJIM]

HEY TONY FROM 5 DIMES

HOW DO YOU BRAINWASH AND ITALIAN (GIVE HIM AN ENAMA)

HEY TONY HOW DOES AN ITALIAN GET INTO AN HONEST BUSINESS (USUALLY THROUGH THE SKYLIGHT)

HEY TONY WHEN YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT DOES THE IRISH BARBER SAY DO YOU WANT A HAIR CUT OR DO YOU JUST WANT ME TO CHANGE THE OIL.

F-CK TONY I AM GOING TO MAKE A CRANK CALL TODAY AND BOMB THE F-CK WITH ITALIAN JOKES

WHY CANT I BEAT THIS F-CKING DAGO TONY AT 5 DIMES I AM GETTING BURRIED

[shari91]

Jim's going to sin because he didn't win.

[Michaelmakesit]

wow u need to relax buddy

go outside and scream and come back and tun off your comp and go to sleep

better yet go to the nearest porn shop and find a good beat off vid

that should do it for ya mate

[BEANTOWNJIM]

JJGOLD WILL YOU GET ME SOME KIND OF A KICK BACK FROM TONY AND 5 DIMES THEY HAVE MY NUMBER I AM BURRIED WITH THIS BOOK.

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS WHAT A COMEBACK TODAY

THIS MORNING I WOKE UP AND I HAD 177 DOLLARS IN MY 5 DIMES ACCOUNT SO I SAID BEANTOWNJIM WHAT THE F-CK CAN YOU DO WITH 177 DOLLARS THIS SUCKS.

SO F-CK IT I PLAYED A 2 TEAM PARLAY I TOOK DUKE AND OVER THAT LITTLE PARLAY GOT ME JUMP STARTED.

177 DOLLAR PARLAY GOT ME TO 650 DOLLARS IN MY ACCOUNT

THEN I BET THE OVER 59 IN THE FRESNO GAME AND LOW AND BEHOLD I GET 3 OR 4 TOUCHDOWNS IN THE LAST 6 MINUTES TO SORE OVER THE TOTAL THIS GAME HAD NO RIGHT GOING OVER I NEEDED LIKE 21 POINTS IN THE 4TH AND NOBODY WAS SCORING THEN WE HAD A KICK OFF RETURN AND A COUPLE OF LONG PLAYS AND BANG WE SAIL OVER THE TOTAL BY 20 POINTS

BPYS ONLY A GOOD GAMBLER LIKE BEANTOWNJIM CAN TAKE 177 DOLLARS AND TURN IT INTO 1100 IN LESS THAN 6 HOURS

I WONDER WHAT TONY THE DAGO THINKS NOW HE THOUGHT I WAS DONE DIDNT HE

I GRIN WHEN I WIN

[BEANTOWNJIM]

BOYS I LOVE THE WACKY WAC CONFERENCE.

THE SCORE OF THE FRESNO GAME WAS 21-17 GOING INTO THE FOURTH QUARTER IT WAS A DEFENSIVE BATTLE I THOUGHT I WAS DEAD.BUT YOU NEVER KNOW IN THE WAC

THEY SCORE 36 POINTS IN THE 4TH QUARTER OH YOU GOT TO LOVE THE WAC

FINAL SCORE FRESNO STATE 40 LA TECH 34 TOTAL 74 POINTS

BOYS WITH 7 MINUTES TO GO I NEEDED 10 POINTS IF YOU CAN BELIEVE THIS

I CANT STOP GRINNING WHEN I AM WINNING