Randy Moss is a funny bastard

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  • Slim
    SBR MVP
    • 11-13-08
    • 4722

    #1
    Randy Moss is a funny bastard
    I love this guy. "What the fukk? Who ordered this shit? I wouldn't feed this shit to my dog" Guy comes up with the best lines.
  • rm18
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-20-05
    • 22291

    #2
    Moss back in black reunion tour
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    • Thaigur4
      SBR Rookie
      • 10-27-10
      • 29

      #3
      he is the fniiest.
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      • Slim
        SBR MVP
        • 11-13-08
        • 4722

        #4
        This is his best work.
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        • rem sleep
          SBR MVP
          • 10-04-10
          • 1238

          #5
          in his defense food that is catered buffet style usually sucks
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          • Jonah
            SBR MVP
            • 10-21-09
            • 4042

            #6
            Thanks for the Vid, Slim.
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            • l7ustin
              SBR MVP
              • 10-09-08
              • 3914

              #7
              straight cash homey
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              • NY Playa
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 01-07-10
                • 774

                #8
                video is great, but hes a real joke!
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                • Preston09
                  SBR MVP
                  • 05-19-09
                  • 1834

                  #9
                  10 grand is chump change to the chump.
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #10
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                    • portnoy65
                      SBR Sharp
                      • 08-18-10
                      • 435

                      #11
                      Joke....
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                      • portnoy65
                        SBR Sharp
                        • 08-18-10
                        • 435

                        #12
                        Fuckin bastard
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                        • UntilTheNDofTimE
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 05-29-08
                          • 9283

                          #13
                          Moss seems like one of those athletes that will be broke 5 years after reirement. Well see what he says about not caring about 10 grand and 25 grand then when hes wrkin at wendys
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                          • whatsgood5
                            Restricted User
                            • 10-13-09
                            • 15359

                            #14
                            Guys a prick, but def hilarious as well.
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                            • unusialsusp5
                              SBR MVP
                              • 04-18-10
                              • 4198

                              #15
                              no, he will hold on to his money. he is not another dumb athlete. far from it. he is not a sheep like most of them. obeying his superiors, thats not him. he doesn't want to be a decoy even if he would be the best one out there. opening up the field for other receivers irks him and he isn't afraid to speak his mind. the buffet thing was his way of saying he didn't want to be there and now he isn't. he will find a job and be appreciated for the receiver that he is or was at least.
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                              • starfire
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-24-10
                                • 17045

                                #16
                                more like a spoiled prick
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                                • koby25
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 10-14-08
                                  • 1507

                                  #17
                                  he is real funny. Moss is something special
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                                  • prm226
                                    SBR Rookie
                                    • 09-03-10
                                    • 4

                                    #18
                                    Well it was fun while it lasted sorry to see you go again moss.
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                                    • Swinging Johnson
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 08-12-09
                                      • 7604

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by unusialsusp5
                                      no, he will hold on to his money. he is not another dumb athlete. far from it. he is not a sheep like most of them. obeying his superiors, thats not him. he doesn't want to be a decoy even if he would be the best one out there. opening up the field for other receivers irks him and he isn't afraid to speak his mind. the buffet thing was his way of saying he didn't want to be there and now he isn't. he will find a job and be appreciated for the receiver that he is or was at least.
                                      You're missing the point. He's an ignorant lout and his outrageous behavior cannot be excused because he is gifted athletically. We make exceptions for these men because they have a unique skill set. Anyone that gives this guy a pass on behaving badly is devoid of any basic human decency and although that appears as though I am overstating it, I cannot help but recall what my dear old dad once told me. He said, "you can always tell the measure of a person by how they treat the help." Nuff said.
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                                      • QuantumLeap
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-22-08
                                        • 6880

                                        #20
                                        Was he putting a key into his door lock in that video? WTF??? Doesn't he have remote entry on that vehicle?
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                                        • gshock1
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 12-04-09
                                          • 5366

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Slim
                                          I love this guy. "What the fukk? Who ordered this shit? I wouldn't feed this shit to my dog" Guy comes up with the best lines.
                                          I don't find what he did funny at all. He embarrassed an everyday guy trying to earn his bread. Disgusting and classless.

                                          He's luck y his ass had enough talent to make it to the big stage otherwise he'd be in the ghetto begging for 'dog food'.
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                                          • Bulldog-53
                                            SBR High Roller
                                            • 09-08-10
                                            • 235

                                            #22
                                            What were they serving that was so bad? My dog would eat its own shit if I let him so...
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                                            • Austin103
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 08-19-10
                                              • 1407

                                              #23
                                              Pretty funny.
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                                              • Chris7mccabe
                                                SBR High Roller
                                                • 08-13-10
                                                • 188

                                                #24
                                                hes the man and one of the greatest of all time
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                                                • tkim8404
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 01-28-10
                                                  • 622

                                                  #25
                                                  This is what happens when you're spoiled rotten with money.
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                                                  • loopydude11
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 12-23-09
                                                    • 1702

                                                    #26
                                                    he's a douche bag that doesn't deserve a job. he gives up on a team after 3 weeks. i used to like him, but now i cant stand him.
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                                                    • macoeric
                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                      • 09-29-10
                                                      • 626

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by loopydude11
                                                      he's a douche bag that doesn't deserve a job. he gives up on a team after 3 weeks. i used to like him, but now i cant stand him.
                                                      well said
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                                                      • str
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 01-12-09
                                                        • 11772

                                                        #28
                                                        Just another one on a long list of idiot athletes.
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                                                        • DIRTYDIRTY
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 11-12-09
                                                          • 1144

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Chris7mccabe
                                                          hes the man and one of the greatest of all time
                                                          thats disgraceful comin from a bird fan unreal wake up son moss is a piece of shit what are our soldiers eaten oversees oh been there done that randy is a ghetto redneck ruins teams letting up on passes he should catch against the team that just sent him packing CMON MAN!!!!!!
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                                                          • redsox3g2
                                                            SBR High Roller
                                                            • 08-21-10
                                                            • 100

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by UntilTheNDofTimE
                                                            Moss seems like one of those athletes that will be broke 5 years after reirement. Well see what he says about not caring about 10 grand and 25 grand then when hes wrkin at wendys
                                                            I don't see that. Randy has an attitude problem, but he's an intelligent guy. He's invested in several businesses that as far as I know are working out, and all his teammates agree he understands the game a lot more than the media lets on. I don't really think people get him, he just wants to win and play football. I think that's where the problem in NE came, he wanted to know he was going to stay there so he wanted a new contract, leading to all the other shit. The Raiders sucked when he was there...that's why he quit in Oakland (not that I'm excusing it). He thought Childress didn't pay enough attention to his insight into the Pats, that's why I think he was pissed in Minnesota. I'm not defending all of his actions, but for some of you to just say he's a stuck up rich ass wipe who doesn't care about anything but himself and money is just as ignorant as someone who excuses everything he does because he's the most talented WR ever.
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                                                            • PRC
                                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                                              • 10-22-09
                                                              • 576

                                                              #31
                                                              lol straight cash homey
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                                                              • Herky
                                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                                • 05-09-10
                                                                • 748

                                                                #32
                                                                Straight cash, homey!! Randy is the shit.
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                                                                • orlikowski
                                                                  SBR High Roller
                                                                  • 07-11-10
                                                                  • 184

                                                                  #33
                                                                  It is sad actually. Athletes do this all the time. They make millions and think just because they have money they can do and say whatever they want. If they didn't have this talent many of them would be doing nothing more than working fast food. They should be more thankful.
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                                                                  • ramones951
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 12-23-08
                                                                    • 2356

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Just another chapter in Moss' hilarious career...
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                                                                    • Dutch
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 09-21-10
                                                                      • 4339

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I don't have an opinion on moss really, but to the OP.."I wouldn't feed this shit to my dog!" seems like the obvious line to me. Nothing clever or funny about it.
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