BTP Week 9: Got Fuggin DRUG

[The Prick]

here's a no-shitter: i got friggin waxed last week. tough pill ta swallow, findin some creative fargin ways to lose money. beat like a drum again. two weeks straight now i got empty pockets an bills ta dodge.

picks are in the vid, watch or not it aint no hair offa my fat white ass. drinkin cures worryin about cash you aint got, so im pretty sure i know what SBR posters are doin tonight.

fire away squares, i can take a fackin punch

[SBR_John]

LOL

[BeeMore]

Who writes that script for you hick boy?

Also how many times you gotta practice it since you can't even read the script?

[tltaylor89]

Has money been credited yet?

[The Prick]

herman goddammit son dont **** up my gig just cause yer life sucks. that sex-industry gig payin the bills or you still gettin allowance from ma and pa for bein a good boy? reckon a cute scrawny twink like you could fake anal virginity enuff times ta pay fer some charm-school

[pavyracer]

Who writes that script for you hick boy?

Also how many times you gotta practice it since you can't even read the script?

yeah it's so scripted he sounds like a robot running low on batteries

[THE PROFIT]

Has money been credited yet?

no, I was on live chat for over an hour with DSI because I couldnt log into my acct. I wont say anything because I know theyre watching

[domady657]

agreed

[mtneer1212]

I've seen better line reading in a porn movie.

[kmarinouofm]

videos week in and week out.. not easy

[Michaelmakesit]

herman goddammit son dont **** up my gig just cause yer life sucks. that sex-industry gig payin the bills or you still gettin allowance from ma and pa for bein a good boy? reckon a cute scrawny twink like you could fake anal virginity enuff times ta pay fer some charm-school

where did u learn to speak like this?

[Arsenal]

Sorry prick but I see another losing week for you with those picks.

[tony_come]

WTF!!!

[chico2663]

this guy is going down

[kickenchicken]

dis lil boys my friend mhmm.. i like da way he tawks in he likes da way i tawk too... i thank hes funny.. not funny haha but funny qwurr lol

[pavyracer]

Now he is picking NFL and NCAAF big chalk on the road. Enjoy your $10 winnings again this week boys.

[tltaylor89]

Rofl please go 3-1 this week.

[jackpot269]

Good looking card prick

[EmpireMaker]

He might make 2-2 this week if he gets lucky once or twice

[Fishhead]

herman goddammit son dont **** up my gig just cause yer life sucks. that sex-industry gig payin the bills or you still gettin allowance from ma and pa for bein a good boy? reckon a cute scrawny twink like you could fake anal virginity enuff times ta pay fer some charm-school

[MBENZ]

He's losing on purpose so the guys that are just winning points will see some winning money and deposit.

[Glitch]

navy might be his only loss.

[Vesuvius]

Hey Prick, you want to have a winning record for once?

[THE PROFIT]

has anyone got last weeks winning yet???

[Arsenal]

has anyone got last weeks winning yet???

Yes I just looked and I received my $14 today.

[ouman101]

has anyone got last weeks winning yet???

No, still haven't got mine yet

[forsberg21]

The Prick uses cheap, washed up, sketchy used car salesman tactics to convince us he's better than he actually is... he comes on here every week spewing some sorta bullshyte as to why he lost and why he's gonna go 4-0 the following week. He rambles about nothing and tells us how his crack head picks are going to net him 12 dimes, even though he's not eligible to win any prize money from this contest. While he's doing this, he's stuttering like an illiterate fool who can't read a simple script. He uses these cheap, gimmicky sayings like "Us pros...." despite the fact that he's ranked 750th in the contest and down 6.15 units. And then he ends every single video with his redneckish (and uncreative, since he uses it every single FKN week) finisher of telling us how we're a bunch of ballerinas and we should suck on his stubby little middle finger. You're a real winner prick, every mother should pray that her child grows up to be like you.

Now like always, Prick, insert your generic rebuttal here:

[Extra Innings]

Good Luck Pal!

[Extra Innings]

The Prick uses cheap, washed up, sketchy used car salesman tactics to convince us he's better than he actually is... he comes on here every week spewing some sorta bullshyte as to why he lost and why he's gonna go 4-0 the following week. He rambles about nothing and tells us how his crack head picks are going to net him 12 dimes, even though he's not eligible to win any prize money from this contest. While he's doing this, he's stuttering like an illiterate fool who can't read a simple script. He uses these cheap, gimmicky sayings like "Us pros...." despite the fact that he's ranked 750th in the contest and down 6.15 units. And then he ends every single video with his redneckish (and uncreative, since he uses it every single FKN week) finisher of telling us how we're a bunch of ballerinas and we should suck on his stubby little middle finger. You're a real winner prick, every mother should pray that her child grows up to be like you.

Now like always, Prick, insert your generic rebuttal here:

You may want to do some research as I am under the impression he gets 12k for going undefeated (which he has)....not bad for an illiterate redneck.

[PANAMHIEST]

Hairy white ass? You been getting waxedfrom what i been hearing...


elmer fudd looking mudda fackr, good luck

[forsberg21]

You may want to do some research as I am under the impression he gets 12k for going undefeated (which he has)....not bad for an illiterate redneck.

EI, US laws prohibit employees from receiving any prizes from contest run by the employer. The Prick is not entitled to any prize money.

Also, look at it this way. DSI is putting up $12,000 a week (depending on the # of players), right? Well since some people aren't playing with real money, they get points. To make it simple, let's say that half of the prizes are sportsbook cash, the other are points. So now, DSI is fronting $6000 and SBR is fronting 6000 points. Do you really think that IF the Prick were entitled to anything, it would be the $6000 that DSI is putting up for grabs? Since DSI's weekly liability is $6000 to the players, why would they offer the Prick $12000 if he goes 4-0? Wouldn't it make more sense that DSI does an under the table deal for the money that they would be on the hook for to the players if the Prick didn't go 4-0? But then again, the Prick isn't receiving anything for this.

[pavyracer]

We answered this question before forsberg21. If I was to give you $12,000 every time you went 4-0 in a contest wouldn't you hire a professional to pick the 4 games and pay him 2-3 dimes from the winnings every week?

[yisman]

Rofl please go 3-1 this week.

I doubt it'll matter to you.

[dinaro7]

u r dead this week

[The Prick]

EI, US laws prohibit employees from receiving any prizes from contest run by the employer. The Prick is not entitled to any prize money.....


(Whole buncha shit i didnt read)



the Prick isn't receiving anything for this.

foreskin yer a silly bastage......you been playin the McDonalds scratch-off Monopoly too much an got the rules memorized. "US law" jajajajjaa you been watchin too much Nancy Drew. who the **** said i was a employee slappy?