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  • Dad
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-26-08
    • 23245

    #1
    Blind Date
    A guy saved his money all week so he could take his blind date out to a nice restaurant. She proceeded to order the most expensive items on the menu: Champagne, shrimp cocktail, lobster.... Finally, he asked, "Does your mother feed you like this at home?" She replied with a smile, "No, but then my mother's not expecting a blow job later." He said, "Enjoy!"
  • BeatTheJerk
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 08-19-07
    • 31802

    #2
    Lame.
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    • sundin4prez
      SBR MVP
      • 03-09-10
      • 1970

      #3
      ha ha heh.......... not very funny.....
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      • Yi
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 03-19-09
        • 646

        #4
        Only a bj ?!!! He hedged too early .
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        • pico
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 04-05-07
          • 27321

          #5
          haha. that is pretty good
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          • BRAVES1985
            SBR MVP
            • 05-23-10
            • 4250

            #6
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            • Monitor-Tan
              SBR MVP
              • 02-20-11
              • 4460

              #7
              Is that JJ??!?!
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              • flyingillini
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 12-06-06
                • 41241

                #8
                That's a good one! Not much I can release in this thread without stockings or garter belts Daddy. Please provide release material. Thanks!
                המוסד‎
                המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                • rake922
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 12-23-07
                  • 11692

                  #9
                  Champagne does not even taste good
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                  • Dad
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-26-08
                    • 23245

                    #10
                    Originally posted by flyingillini
                    That's a good one! Not much I can release in this thread without stockings or garter belts Daddy. Please provide release material. Thanks!
                    Illini, this is from back in November.

                    But here you go, pal.















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                    • acarmelo1
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 09-29-09
                      • 6321

                      #11
                      nice pics Dad.
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                      • PanamaBrad
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 03-22-11
                        • 717

                        #12
                        Joke not up to your high standards dad. Pics seemed to make up for it.
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                        • acarmelo1
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-29-09
                          • 6321

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Dad
                          Illini, this is from back in November.

                          But here you go, pal.










                          Who is this girl???

                          She is fukking HOT!!!!!

                          I would Marry this Girl ASAP!!!!!!!
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                          • GoIrish682
                            SBR High Roller
                            • 11-05-10
                            • 246

                            #14
                            very funnyb i like alot
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                            • Vesuvius
                              SBR MVP
                              • 02-19-08
                              • 3886

                              #15
                              good one dad, girls say that to me all the time
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                              • Maniac
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 04-12-11
                                • 667

                                #16
                                I love blind dates - you can stare at her all night without getting caught
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                                • hockeyman30304
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 11-25-08
                                  • 634

                                  #17
                                  that girl is hot I agree melo
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                                  • mitote
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 03-29-10
                                    • 588

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by acarmelo1
                                    Who is this girl???

                                    She is fukking HOT!!!!!

                                    I would Marry this Girl ASAP!!!!!!!
                                    If she had as many sticking out of her as shes had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine!
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                                    • flyingillini
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 12-06-06
                                      • 41241

                                      #19
                                      Thanks Daddy! I knew I could count on you for great release material! Those are some Firme Hyna's!!!!
                                      המוסד‎
                                      המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                      • Full Time Hobo
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 05-16-10
                                        • 2778

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Maniac
                                        I love blind dates - you can stare at her all night without getting caught
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                                        • drfunkmaster
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-29-08
                                          • 11162

                                          #21
                                          The suitcase one is the best
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                                          • chemicalbrother
                                            Restricted User
                                            • 01-26-11
                                            • 4086

                                            #22
                                            my wife and i have befriended a deaf girl...a little different but she has really big titties. i've asked. twice now.

                                            it'll work eventually.
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                                            • tad0matic
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 10-09-10
                                              • 621

                                              #23
                                              whats up with the dead slut under the suitcase in the woods pic?
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                                              • dr_wolf
                                                SBR Sharp
                                                • 07-20-10
                                                • 417

                                                #24
                                                you want a blind date whit her? :d
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                                                • Marv001
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 02-27-10
                                                  • 1147

                                                  #25
                                                  I thought this thread would have bad blind date pics.
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                                                  • cankid
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 08-22-08
                                                    • 7287

                                                    #26
                                                    was expecting a good story
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                                                    • Podes
                                                      SBR High Roller
                                                      • 04-16-07
                                                      • 149

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by cankid
                                                      was expecting a good story
                                                      I have to admit, me too
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                                                      • POTVINSUX
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 10-14-08
                                                        • 2424

                                                        #28
                                                        Only a bj? well i went out on a date this weekend with an old friend picked up the tab and didn't get any play only some Oxy's and green...Something is always better then nothing
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