A guy saved his money all week so he could take his blind date out to a nice restaurant. She proceeded to order the most expensive items on the menu: Champagne, shrimp cocktail, lobster.... Finally, he asked, "Does your mother feed you like this at home?" She replied with a smile, "No, but then my mother's not expecting a blow job later." He said, "Enjoy!"
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DadSBR Posting Legend
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#1Blind DateTags: None -
BeatTheJerkBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#2Lame.Comment -
sundin4prezSBR MVP
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#3ha ha heh.......... not very funny.....Comment -
YiSBR Wise Guy
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#4Only a bj ?!!! He hedged too early
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#5haha. that is pretty goodComment -
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#7Is that JJ??!?!Comment -
flyingilliniSBR Aristocracy
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#8That's a good one! Not much I can release in this thread without stockings or garter belts Daddy. Please provide release material. Thanks!המוסד
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rake922SBR Posting Legend
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#9Champagne does not even taste good
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DadSBR Posting Legend
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#10Originally posted by flyingilliniThat's a good one! Not much I can release in this thread without stockings or garter belts Daddy. Please provide release material. Thanks!
Illini, this is from back in November.
But here you go, pal.







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acarmelo1SBR Hall of Famer
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#11
nice pics Dad.
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PanamaBradSBR Wise Guy
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#12Joke not up to your high standards dad. Pics seemed to make up for it.Comment -
acarmelo1SBR Hall of Famer
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#13Who is this girl???Originally posted by Dad
Illini, this is from back in November.
But here you go, pal.

She is fukking HOT!!!!!
I would Marry this Girl ASAP!!!!!!!Comment -
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#14very funnyb i like alotComment -
VesuviusSBR MVP
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#15good one dad, girls say that to me all the timeComment -
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#16I love blind dates - you can stare at her
all night without getting caught
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hockeyman30304SBR Wise Guy
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#17that girl is hot I agree meloComment -
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#18If she had as many sticking out of her as shes had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine!Originally posted by acarmelo1Who is this girl???
She is fukking HOT!!!!!
I would Marry this Girl ASAP!!!!!!!
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#19Thanks Daddy! I knew I could count on you for great release material! Those are some Firme Hyna's!!!!המוסד
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#20Originally posted by ManiacI love blind dates - you can stare at her
all night without getting caught 
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#21The suitcase one is the bestComment -
chemicalbrotherRestricted User
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#22my wife and i have befriended a deaf girl...a little different but she has really big titties. i've asked. twice now.
it'll work eventually.
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#23whats up with the dead slut under the suitcase in the woods pic?Comment -
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#24you want a blind date whit her? :dComment -
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#25I thought this thread would have bad blind date pics.Comment -
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#26was expecting a good story
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#27I have to admit, me tooOriginally posted by cankidwas expecting a good story
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#28Only a bj? well i went out on a date this weekend with an old friend picked up the tab and didn't get any play only some Oxy's and green...Something is always better then nothingComment
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