I live near Duluth,Minnesota and in the past year the same guy arm robbed a sex toy-book-blow up doll supermarket and on the 2nd robbery he got caught.
So now the guy is going on trial and they have issued subpoenas to the witnesses that were at the store.Can you imagine the guys that were priests in disguise,guys that told their wife they were going out for milk,school teachers taking the day off because of faking sickness etc.etc.getting caught up in this mess where they have to tell what they saw in court?I can picture a lawyer bringing out a John Holmes thingie as evidence and defining the angle of the store asking the woman how she could see the armed robber with John Holmes thingie being in her line of vision.Some guy will say,I was just buying my 75 year old wife a Dorothy from the Wizzard of Ozz role playing outfit.
Some hetero married great grandfather pillar of some community and church will be called by the defense to ask where he was in the store when he saw the robbery go down.''I was in the gay butt plug section''Some married woman school teacher will say,I was in the Johnny Wad dildo isle.Some priest will say,I was in the black leather and whip department.Do you think the defense is going to have fun grilling the witnesses in this case.hehe!
Man,what a mess that will become the cause of allot of grief for some people just trying to get some jollies.Divorces,lost jobs,having to move away from town in disgrace.hehe!
Maybe it will end in a HUNG jury! If the guy gets convicted he will say it's a BUM rap.
The Hollywood writers that just got off strike will have to pick up on this one for all the law drama shows on network tv these days.
If court TV could,but can't do a live courtroom broadcast,it would get higher ratings than the OJ case and would make the Clarence Thomas hearings look G rated.
So now the guy is going on trial and they have issued subpoenas to the witnesses that were at the store.Can you imagine the guys that were priests in disguise,guys that told their wife they were going out for milk,school teachers taking the day off because of faking sickness etc.etc.getting caught up in this mess where they have to tell what they saw in court?I can picture a lawyer bringing out a John Holmes thingie as evidence and defining the angle of the store asking the woman how she could see the armed robber with John Holmes thingie being in her line of vision.Some guy will say,I was just buying my 75 year old wife a Dorothy from the Wizzard of Ozz role playing outfit.
Some hetero married great grandfather pillar of some community and church will be called by the defense to ask where he was in the store when he saw the robbery go down.''I was in the gay butt plug section''Some married woman school teacher will say,I was in the Johnny Wad dildo isle.Some priest will say,I was in the black leather and whip department.Do you think the defense is going to have fun grilling the witnesses in this case.hehe!
Man,what a mess that will become the cause of allot of grief for some people just trying to get some jollies.Divorces,lost jobs,having to move away from town in disgrace.hehe!
Maybe it will end in a HUNG jury! If the guy gets convicted he will say it's a BUM rap.
The Hollywood writers that just got off strike will have to pick up on this one for all the law drama shows on network tv these days.
If court TV could,but can't do a live courtroom broadcast,it would get higher ratings than the OJ case and would make the Clarence Thomas hearings look G rated.
