The Cowboys are changing their Logo

[stealthyburrito]

greatest td celebration ever

[sviking]

c'mon kids, learn your history

Oliver McCall

beat Lennox Lewis with a one punch knock out

so they have a rematch

and you have to realize that Lewis was a superior boxer and the first match result was the result of a lucky punch

for the rematch, McCall had the same gameplan. throw bombs and expect one to catch Lewis and knock him out again.

didn't happen.

when he realized he had no chance of winning, it resulted in the pic above.

now translate that to the cowboys.

they realize they have no chance of winning the superbowl or even making the playoffs and they have the same collective reaction

right now they are standing in the middle of the ring crying like a bunch of bitches. they quit, took their ball and went home.

so instead of playing for the fans

or themselves

or for the millions of dollars they get paid to perform

they curled up like little bitches and made Garrard look like a hall of fame QB.

they are worthy or ridicule and scorn.

get it now?

Telling a Joke 101: do not make the punchlines too deep and complex for the audience to understand

[PANAMHIEST]

The is the biggest buncha of garbage of the year, if i ran outta toilet paper i wouldnt wipe my ass with this arrogant filth. where was all the cowboy haters when they where kicking the chit outta your team last year?

[jazz]

this is to deep for me at this hour. going to bed

[statnerds]

The is the biggest buncha of garbage of the year, if i ran outta toilet paper i wouldnt wipe my ass with this arrogant filth. where was all the cowboy haters when they where kicking the chit outta your team last year?

how would you wipe your ass with a website? viewing it on your iphone?

my bad, I forgot the Cowboys won the Superbowl last year....

or the year before that

or the year before that

or the year before that

you get the idea

my team?

don't own them or work for them, so I cannot call them my team. but the team that I cheer for, the home town team, happens to own 6 Lombardi Trophies...

[Cap dat 4ss]

Stat, no need to get angry, brah. You created what may be the worst thread of the year, or atleast an a front runner for it. Be proud, brah! Of all the threads and posts on SBR this year, yours tops a list, brah! Heres your trophy

[whatsgood5]

I wish I had beforehand knowledge of the picture, this may have been funny that way.

[kickenchicken]

funny

[Bluehorseshoe]

"What are you saying?"

[NFL-Addicted]

Cowgirls, Wade and Homo

[PANAMHIEST]

how would you wipe your ass with a website? viewing it on your iphone?

my bad, I forgot the Cowboys won the Superbowl last year....

or the year before that

or the year before that

or the year before that

you get the idea

my team?

don't own them or work for them, so I cannot call them my team. but the team that I cheer for, the home town team, happens to own 6 Lombardi Trophies...

The dallas cowboys have been to 8 super bowls, have 5 lombardi trophies and as of the 2009 season ended had the highest win percentage in NFL history. Any questions?