Waking up in the morning is a chore. Eating anything unhealthy leads to instant weight gain. Hair starts growing out of weird places. I found a black hair growing out of my ear; I pluck it and it still grows back. Nose hair grows at rapid pace; looks like spiders are trying to climb out of my ears. Please start calling you sir.
SUCKS!
SUCKS!
You will be taking advantage of senior coffees at Mcdonalds in no time.
