Dammit, SBR Gave Away $43,000.00 CASH for BTP

[The Prick]

and i only got ta keep 4 dimes. you contest whoores beat me down bad, but you can show your fargin' gratitude by telling the class what you did with my dough. only thing better than whiskey, hookers and smoke up close and personal is hearing some tosser tell ya how he spent yer dough on whiskey, hookers, and smoke. step on up, winners, and brag on how your earnings changed your quality of life.


P.S., thebzar, i aint forgot about you kid, yer dead-friggin' last place prize aint showed up here yet. after i get done playin' with it i'll send it your way

[capitalist pig]

With my $100, I bought a bottle of Crown Special Reserve, smooth stuff.

later

[louisvillekid]

i'm pretty sure my 2 bills went back to my bookie.

[mofome]

hopefully your picks will be equally awful in bases.

[jackpot269]

My $200- half went for women , booze, & drugs, hell i just blew the other half!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Prick]

With my $100, I bought a bottle of Crown Special Reserve, smooth stuff.

later

you have chosen wisely, grasshopper. a discriminating gent, reminds me of myself

[jjgold]

I did not get a fukkin dime and deserved some of that money.

[Wrigley]

Im hoping to beat the prick next year in my rookie season

[mofome]

Im hoping to beat the prick next year in my rookie season

[BigBollocks]

I did not get a fukkin dime and deserved some of that money.

Ditto. I'm convinced the whole contest was Prick and 400 aliases set up to keep the dough anyways. Hit over 60% over 16 weeks and didn't see a damn penny. Oh well, the Prick needs it more than I do so that he can upgrade his dildo collection in all shapes, sizes, and colors

[The Prick]

I did not get a fukkin dime and deserved some of that money.

yer dumbass never entered cause you knew you wouldn't win didley. if you'd have finished in the money (unlikely), you coulda rented a transvestite hooker and used the change for another asbestos rug and squirrel coat

[BigBollocks]

yer dumbass never entered cause you knew you wouldn't win didley. if you'd have finished in the money (unlikely), you coulda rented a transvestite hooker and used the change for another asbestos rug and squirrel coat

Wow. That was good. REAL good

[The Prick]

Ditto. I'm convinced the whole contest was Prick and 400 aliases set up to keep the dough anyways. Hit over 60% over 16 weeks and didn't see a damn penny. Oh well, the Prick needs it more than I do so that he can upgrade his dildo collection in all shapes, sizes, and colors

yer onto our little scam, BB. it was all an elaborate plot to defraud you sharp posters. i agree we shoulda paid all the way down to 133rd place. then you'da got some of my dough. pretty sure you'd have bought a lifetime membership to NAMBLA, mebbe next year

[capitalist pig]

Whatever happened with tomcast, Prick? Did he take the bike? I kinda thought there would be some SBR photos posted here on the site giving away the winners top prizes.

later

[Sean]

Whatever happened with tomcast, Prick? Did he take the bike? I kinda thought there would be some SBR photos posted here on the site giving away the winners top prizes.

later

Here's what those photos would look like:

[BigBollocks]

yer onto our little scam, BB. it was all an elaborate plot to defraud you sharp posters. i agree we shoulda paid all the way down to 133rd place. then you'da got some of my dough. pretty sure you'd have bought a lifetime membership to NAMBLA, mebbe next year

I had to look up what that acronym stood for Prick, and really wish now that I hadn't bothered. I'm sure it's as routine as "lol" or "j/k" in daily Prick internet shorthand, but damn is it wrong

[capitalist pig]

Kinda figured that Sean, but thought id ask anyways.

later

[Doug]

What a Prick !

[Sean]

Really would have preferred the big photo op ... The Prick and his beatch handing over the Harley keys to our winner. Hard to blame tomcast for taking the cash though. He must have caught a whiff of The Prick's bike seat.

[The Prick]

Whatever happened with tomcast, Prick? Did he take the bike? I kinda thought there would be some SBR photos posted here on the site giving away the winners top prizes.

later

they all opted for the loot. 'course i got stuck w/a ragged out Harley with a convenient payment plan. woulda treated her a little better if'n i knew i was gonna keep her. the Plasma TV and Bose Home Theater sure make my garage a good place ta play poker tho

[BigBollocks]

they all opted for the loot. 'course i got stuck w/a ragged out Harley with a convenient payment plan. woulda treated her a little better if'n i knew i was gonna keep her. the Plasma TV and Bose Home Theater sure make my garage a good place ta play poker tho

I thought it was pretty cool that you hosted a strip poker game at your place with all those gadgets around Prick...



















That is, until you let it be known that the participants were all male...

[Poker_Beast]

they all opted for the loot. 'course i got stuck w/a ragged out Harley with a convenient payment plan. woulda treated her a little better if'n i knew i was gonna keep her. the Plasma TV and Bose Home Theater sure make my garage a good place ta play poker tho

Let me know when the next game is. I'll bring the beer and hookers!

[Louisvillekid1]

IS there a BTP contest for baseball?

[The Seer]

There was a Beat Off The Prick and Raiders was the winner. He was the only contestant.

[rugbybdyb]

I used my 200 dollars to enter a charity poker tourney with a grand prize of a trip to the world series and got knocked out prior to the final table, sucked....anyway prick there was free whiskey during the tourney so I appreciate your donation......And hope I can do better next year.

[20Four7]

I used my money for lap dances. Best free money around, keep up the "good" work prick.

[tomcast]

I was planning to post a picture of myself and the pro who was giving me the winning picks with a little plastic tricycle and say HERE WE ARE WITH THE HARLEY! I thought it might be funny but we never quite coordinated it and now it seems too late.

But as Sean indicated, after doing some research on taking the Harley and selling it, I decided to take the cash.

Thanks again to SBR. Whenever I tell anyone I won a big chunk of cash making football picks, they always ask how much I pay to enter. I tell them nothing. They say that doesn't make sense. I say I know. It seems too good to be true. But that's what happened so all I can say is thanks.

The guy giving me the picks deserves huge thanks. On top of the contest picks he gave me that went something like 30-10, for the last 5 weeks he would give me some back-up games and say, "If people close to you in the standings are playing these teams, put a side-bet on them." And those bets went something like 12-3. Profit aside, the whole experience was amazing to see.

I hope some other people were able to make some money betting on his picks. Thanks again SBR.

[Glenn Danzig]

Nice Win!

[thezbar]

What up Prick.So jj pawned his rubber doll and you're waiting for it to pass customs! This is great news. I quess this means sometime this summer. Far out.

[The Prick]

What up Prick.So jj pawned his rubber doll and you're waiting for it to pass customs! This is great news. I quess this means sometime this summer. Far out.

nah, jj tried to pawn one of his off but didn't much figger you'd want a worn-out transexual critter. you ain't missed the boat too much with that guess tho

[Hugo Whacket]

my girl took her check to the bank and got 100 brand new one dollar bills. one or two of those Chippendale dancers bold enough to bite them out of her drawers took home stacks of sweaty money.

[Dark Horse]

Sure could have use that Harley. Had already ordered the black catwoman leather for my favorite backseat driveress.

Next year add some f*cking totals!!

And I'm no good in the mornings, so keep the contest open for NFL picks until SUNDAY MORNING, so I can enter them the previous NIGHT.

[goldengoat]

BTP best contest on the net!

way to go SBR

[goldengoat]

I was planning to post a picture of myself and the pro who was giving me the winning picks with a little plastic tricycle and say HERE WE ARE WITH THE HARLEY! I thought it might be funny but we never quite coordinated it and now it seems too late.

But as Sean indicated, after doing some research on taking the Harley and selling it, I decided to take the cash.

Thanks again to SBR. Whenever I tell anyone I won a big chunk of cash making football picks, they always ask how much I pay to enter. I tell them nothing. They say that doesn't make sense. I say I know. It seems too good to be true. But that's what happened so all I can say is thanks.

The guy giving me the picks deserves huge thanks. On top of the contest picks he gave me that went something like 30-10, for the last 5 weeks he would give me some back-up games and say, "If people close to you in the standings are playing these teams, put a side-bet on them." And those bets went something like 12-3. Profit aside, the whole experience was amazing to see.

I hope some other people were able to make some money betting on his picks. Thanks again SBR.

wow that's gay that you didn't even use your own picks but i guess there's no rule against it so all is fair

i would say congrats but you don't deserve it

at least you are honest about it

[Santo]

If I'd took the theatre system, it would have cost me the same as buying it to import it into Denmark ;-)

As for what I spent it on, nothing in particular, just went to general bank balance. I guess it has temporarily paid for a trip to Berlin, two trips to seminars in London, and a conference in Tampere, until my quarterly expenses claim comes through ;o)