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  • compaqDikk
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-08-05
    • 5699

    #1
    jjgold and tatoo thread part 2
    "Does Anyone Have A Tatoo On Their Johnson??
    Guys I have been in heaven today eating pizza and watching porn for the last 4 housr and saw a guy with a tatoo on his pecker. It was cool. I think it had a girls name on it. I want to get one and put probably in red "killer" on mine.

    Does anyone have one and if so can you send me a picture because I need ideas

    Thanks
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  • Willie Bee
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-14-06
    • 15726

    #2
    I've got all of Nolan Ryan's strikeout victims on mine, had a little room left over and added the last outs and the catchers during his seven no-hitters.
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    • mofome
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 12-19-07
      • 13003

      #3
      Originally posted by Willie Bee
      I've got all of Nolan Ryan's strikeout victims on mine, had a little room left over and added the last outs and the catchers during his seven no-hitters.



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      • Louisvillekid1
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-17-07
        • 52143

        #4
        stop watching gay porn dude.
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        • compaqDikk
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 10-08-05
          • 5699

          #5
          "Minny I wonder if it hurts??? I really want to get one so I can get to the next level being a macho type man

          The Devil???? He has like a 3.5 and thin (average)
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          • compaqDikk
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 10-08-05
            • 5699

            #6
            Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
            stop watching gay porn dude.
            it's not me, it's hank
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            • compaqDikk
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 10-08-05
              • 5699

              #7
              Originally posted by Louisvillekid1
              stop watching gay porn dude.

              ""luis nothing wrong with watching gay porn and plus I have nothing to do
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              • compaqDikk
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-08-05
                • 5699

                #8
                Luis you see I go to the guy and if was fukkin embarrassing as ever. Now in order to get one on there you need to be erect the whole time and it is painful.

                So here is the story. I make the appointment in Newark as we have a few parlors and I walk in and a hot girl works there and she takes some info and all the time I was licking my chops looking down her shirt as I think she wanted me too. Some time passed and we bull shited and I had my sweats on with a tank top and headband. I went over some games and called my bookmaker while waiting.

                Ok it my turn for the consultation and the guy calls me in, guy was big, lots of Toos all over and real muscular and pretty nice body and he had on tight jeans. He asks me first where I want it and I told pointed towards my cock and he did not catch one as he though like by my waist. So he says what side of waist?? I said no and pointed at my dikk and he laughed like I was fukkin around and then he knew I meant biz. He felt a little uncomfortable with me but I was not going to jum him or anything like that. I told him I am straight but want one there.

                So we start talking and I told him i wanted a ring around my cock with initials JJ. He kind of stuttered and said it was painful and i had to be erect the whole time and that you could take something to keep blood in pecker so he could work. He asked me if I was in porn and i said no.

                So now he tells me to drop my pants and it was uncomfortable but I did first taken off tight sweats and then my underwear and I had a little trouble and stumbled to ground but finally got them off.

                So then he looks and kind of again stutters and says can you get hard Mario so I can see if t will work or look good.? Now I am really starting to feel like the Dikk I am. So i started stroking it and he turns away but keeps looking back and then goes into other room with chick and I hear a roar of laughter. I swear I almost pounded him as i was embarassed.

                Now it is hard to get hard when you have to if thats sounds right?? I am trying everything and all types of techniques and nothing just dead so the guy with a half of fukkin smirk gives me porn mag to help. So I flip the pages and getting hot and hard and really stroking it and starting to moan a little and the fukkin girl is peaking with the door cracked open a little and laughing inside to herself. Fuk Her.

                Guys un real what happens, I am really hard now and stroking real hard and tell the guy to look and then after like 20 more seconds of pumping I fukkin ***. It was the most embarassing moment of my life and I just froze and the guy was nice and turned his head and gave me some privacy. I cleaned the floor and chair and then just said am a good candidate for this and he said, JJ your not really the right size for this and recommend I can one on my shoulder.

                I think he meant I was too small and it kind of hurt a little

                I left and felt so low and like a dikk

                I will just stick with the two I have and wil never go again.

                I was stupid and got the idea from one of my movies in my porn collection. I still think about pumping and stroking in a room with no clothes on just for guy to see if I had a decent size to put the tatoo there and I fukkin *** like the biggest asshole in the world. It was the magazine but never thought I would get that excited ina strange env. I mean at home I use mags all the time to jerk off. Just sikk

                Bad Move JJ
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  Compactor stop going into my past
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                  • compaqDikk
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 10-08-05
                    • 5699

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    Compactor stop going into my past
                    i have all 170k of your posts dating back to 2002 in an ebook. i will sell it for $500. i basically stalk you for a living. sorry


                    "Luis we all call our peckers something or another body part a name. I chose "red killer" for my 2.5 pecker
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      Compactor where is my $500 you promissed for calling that lady and saying I was Trent Tooms Attorney, I did exactly what you said and you promised to pay the money.

                      I want it
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