SBR should run a contest,Best personal ad for JJ Gold,find a date for JJ.

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    SBR should run a contest,Best personal ad for JJ Gold,find a date for JJ.
    Anyone have any suggestions for what should be in a personal ad for JJ to find a woman?The Prick should run a contest where the top 3 submissions by forum members get $100.

    I'll tell you what,a few people here have been really busting JJ's balls lately and he hasn't put them in their place over it.It's Valentine's Day so we should all be nice to JJ for providing us with good entertainment so we should help him find a woman.One who might already have a ton of money or who will go out and work 16 hours a day at some wage slave job just to keep JJ in gambling money,beer and junk food.

    I'll tell you what,read a few hundred womens personal ads and you will find allot of women out there with allot less going for them than JJ has with a ton of baggage and liabilities that expect to find a man that will provide the world for them.It's sad it works that way.JJ,maybe you should go to Denmark and go for the change and come back to be one of those demanding and domineering women.hehe!

    I rarely watch the Jerry Springer Show but I did yesterday and it was all about Valentine's Day crap where guys were working 70 hour weeks and having women running up debt and cheating behind their backs.Man that show is sad but hilarious.I swear they go on recruiting trips with busses through West Virginia.Now they have circus and freak show acts taking place on the stage as the show is in progress.There is this little torso guy that taunts people on stage behind their backs and I can't figure how the guy stays upright when he lifts one arm?It's like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.hehe!

    I picture JJ getting replies from a personal ad where the women all look and act like that ugly woman George had to go out with in Seinfeld to bribe his unemployment check clerk to extend his unemployment by going out with her daughter.She had a big mole on her face and bossed George around.Isn't there a commercial on tv now with a thinner woman with a big mole on her face that's ugly as sin that they portray as being attractive to men?That's a weird commercial,anyone see it?
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388208

    #2
    I will make my own video add
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    • buztah
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 03-23-07
      • 7470

      #3
      JJ, you can do a different take on the pina colada song:

      "I'm not much into totals
      I am into live dogs!
      If you like makin' bets at midnight
      With a booky named Jake
      Then you're the one that I've longed for
      Come with me and escape!"

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